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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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“Upon death, nude peterman floated into the all-knowing anus” (Truckers 2:12 |
12/13/24 |
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Hope Trump ends or severely curtails H1Bs |
12/13/24 |
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🚨Chicago Mayor cancels meeting and RUNS out of the room (video)🚨 |
12/13/24 |
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ITT: Rating poasters as soon-to-be discovered problems with MASE's house |
12/13/24 |
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Russians high-tailing it from Syria - link |
12/13/24 |
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"Sexualize him! Sexualize him!" crowd roars as Peterman stands before Pontius Pi |
12/13/24 |
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I want to get off Mr. Rachs' wild ride please |
12/13/24 |
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Using drugs and other substances to make rough anal sex bearable |
12/13/24 |
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"DIE FOR ISRAEL" scrolling on a permanent loop in Times Square now |
12/13/24 |
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Re: you masturbating in your office |
12/13/24 |
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Do you know anyone who is 40 making under $200k? If so explain |
12/13/24 |
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This poast sponsored by Stake |
12/13/24 |
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Love it when Emily Compagno throws on her glasses to discuss legal matters |
12/13/24 |
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so MASE isn't jew but he's opposite of prole goy mr. fixit? so he's worthless? |
12/13/24 |
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Randy Moss is probably fucked. Sad. |
12/13/24 |
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my current stepfather is a prole goy mr. fixit & last stepfather could beat u up |
12/13/24 |
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dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong |
12/13/24 |
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why do poor people go out and drink at bars so regularly? |
12/13/24 |
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MPM for your consideration. My thorough devastation of RSF & his Judaism (Hyman) |
12/13/24 |
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mpa pronounces "film" with two syllables imho |
12/13/24 |
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i hope you retards dont fuck up MPM this year like you do every year |
12/13/24 |
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Just found out that the mistletoe is hung in my parents house (FizzKidd) |
12/13/24 |
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Didn't know there were black housing projects in Australia |
12/13/24 |
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I'm being persecuted by the Wizards of Hell |
12/13/24 |
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Trump: we are ENDING daylight savings (link) |
12/13/24 |
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Rod Stewart: I'm An Autist Who Spends 4-5 Hrs/ Day Building Model Train Stations |
12/13/24 |
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Genius catdood - video |
12/13/24 |
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Rate this beating (vid) |
12/13/24 |
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OpenAI whistleblower (26) found dead in apartment |
12/13/24 |
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Trump: shoot down the fucking drones you cowards! (Link) |
12/13/24 |
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you're a cum oozer, scum loser |
12/13/24 |
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XO Horowitz confirms FBI led false flag Jan 6 attack |
12/13/24 |
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Coal |
12/13/24 |
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SAD | VoteRepublican | luis | cucumbers |
12/13/24 |
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BREAKING: ricky has renounced both freemasonry and royal order of jesters |
12/13/24 |
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What do the Chinese people working in the dildo factory think? |
12/13/24 |
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Indian poosy is low key cr? |
12/13/24 |
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Ricky sighing as he picks up his jester outfit from the dry cleaners |
12/13/24 |
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Coal |
12/13/24 |
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Had pretty 180 session with Punjabi chick last night |
12/13/24 |
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"absolute banger" typed the moribund 41 year old Of Counsel into his Jew box |
12/13/24 |
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Can new audio chatGPT do fob chinese female accent? |
12/13/24 |
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Super Mario 64 revelation |
12/13/24 |
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Indians have been way worse for this country than Mexicans or Chinese. |
12/13/24 |
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rate the drop-down auto-complete options i get in the xo search bar |
12/13/24 |
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Diet Pepsi - Addison Rae.mp3 |
12/13/24 |
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Gorgeous CHINA just banned Rare Earth Minerals for US Terrorist Military! |
12/13/24 |
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Summary of MASE's xo activity today: I'm an idiot and my sister's a slut. |
12/13/24 |
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Hitler never once discussed phenotype or Height. Libs lie constantly. |
12/13/24 |
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“Don’t quit your day j…ooops lol” (publisher reading rsfs imaginary nove |
12/13/24 |
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jason voorhees: imagine the smell |
12/13/24 |
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manic pixie dream litigator tp = this is a 180 moniker |
12/13/24 |
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why don't poor people drink at bars more regularly? |
12/13/24 |
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srsly cannot believe this monikor was available |
12/13/24 |
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Fully moved in and have to replace every fucking appliance in the house |
12/13/24 |
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Who was the brains behind Green Day? |
12/13/24 |
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weed pen tp. Great monikor bro |
12/13/24 |
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'3rd Planet' plays softly as manic pixie dream gf aborts your baby |
12/13/24 |
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Describe the legal process to cover up Lebron's PDiddy criminality |
12/13/24 |
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Or perhaps she's wondering why you'd bring her home and not rape her |
12/13/24 |
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ProPublica scum tried to destroy Hegseth, pwned themselves (link) |
12/13/24 |
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person man person man hit on the head with a frying pan |
12/13/24 |
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your wife talking about your "little substack or whatever" with her friends |
12/13/24 |
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House Jan. 6 Committee Deleted Files Days Before GOP Majority in House: Report |
12/13/24 |
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Zoomers don't get Ace Ventura references |
12/13/24 |
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"Gonna need you to inspect this too," said MASE, spreading his buttocks |
12/13/24 |
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Usha Ives-Holly Bolly Christmas |
12/13/24 |
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ok buddy |
12/13/24 |
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MASE buys a new car (video) |
12/13/24 |
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Does anybody have any home theater recommendations? |
12/13/24 |
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looking forward to mase and luis home ownership threading in 2025 |
12/13/24 |
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“Trump will devastate GC by deregulating finance and cutting taxes” |
12/13/24 |
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I think I have finally settled on my wedding party (TSINAH) |
12/13/24 |
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vonoskar's IQ is too high, it should be lowered&difference distributed to blacks |
12/13/24 |
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Your future wife going to Sociology 101 lecture with Chad's cum dripping out |
12/13/24 |
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Luigi tweeting 286 poasts with image of pokemon 286 in header |
12/13/24 |
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halford, lawisart, lisa rowe, & shamwow hang out at Juggalo Fest |
12/13/24 |
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Dan Rather to announce Hegseth rejection letter from West Point |
12/13/24 |
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Lmao, Hegseth's "admission letter" from West Point turns out to be counterfeit ( |
12/13/24 |
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Do Black men really find bald/mannish/fat black women attractive? |
12/13/24 |
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British Man Mohamed sentenced to life for Orally Raping Lady with BBC |
12/13/24 |
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Spaceporn accusing everyone at Lowe's buying mousetraps of being MASE tp |
12/13/24 |
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what was that book/story about mom who told crippled son he wasn't crippled? |
12/13/24 |
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Male Anal Sex Expert. Most people just call me MASE though. |
12/13/24 |
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Why the FURK is a Congressional Delegation going to LUXERNBOUGH? |
12/13/24 |
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How to thicken watery loads |
12/13/24 |
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nearly went full EPAH today |
12/13/24 |
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MASE's Problematic Abode |
12/13/24 |
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Syrian Druze Ask To Be Annexed To Israel (VID) |
12/13/24 |
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My butthole needs to be licked and stretched daily at this point |
12/13/24 |
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Heg, I’m excited about this Gane v Volkov 2 for some reason |
12/13/24 |
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“Some body go get Luis he’s dancing like a Scholar!” |
12/13/24 |
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15 mice in do rags fucking your wife |
12/13/24 |
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Anyone w A Side Stripe Shorts Fetish? (PIC) |
12/13/24 |
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Ropes and Ropes and Gray LLtP |
12/13/24 |
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Jewish shitlib RSF got jabbed and possibly boosted so he could TRAVELSHREW |
12/13/24 |
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Trump: 80th Anniv Of The Battle Of The Bulge. Speaking Of Bulge, Arnold Palmer |
12/13/24 |
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Outing the balding paunchy 40yo attorney Michael tp itt |
12/13/24 |
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New fast casual flatbread spinoff "James | Jonathan" launches in 6 cities: |
12/13/24 |
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things that improved your life in 2024? |
12/13/24 |
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How can we recruit cute overachieving Latinas in their 20s to poast here? |
12/13/24 |
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*removes Bane mask* "yea sorry man i cant i was just about to go train burst IQ" |
12/13/24 |
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Jewish Group furious that Jews are not recognized as URMs in Hollywood |
12/13/24 |
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The time between Thanksgiving and Christmas seems insanely short now |
12/13/24 |
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Lethal Weapon but it's MPA and twins protecting society with forcememe generatio |
12/13/24 |
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*cue The Shins - New Slang as the ghost of ur art hoe gf forces you to killself* |
12/13/24 |
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How in the FURK did Pete Hegseth get into PRINCETON? |
12/13/24 |
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Tommy T has been secretly donating to "Birdshit Lives Matter" charities (link): |
12/13/24 |
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"Too bad about your dad; i was looking forward to getting my tube into you haha |
12/13/24 |
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Germany arrests 15 online posters for doubting mase's 'vermin in ovens' story |
12/13/24 |
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2nd cousin: want to replace my sick dad?; shrew gf: u bought the wrong maxi pad! |
12/13/24 |
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Any1 got any witty bon mots for the weekend's cocktail parties? |
12/13/24 |
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mase accidentally reanimating his wife's dead lover |
12/13/24 |
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Dead mice in the walls don't smell nice |
12/13/24 |
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would you say xoxo is more about bon mots or trenchant insights |
12/13/24 |
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Scrawled in dark brown on basement door: "Hellroom"? MASE wonders as he descends |
12/13/24 |
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sunbear recovering from nutella beatings by chewing on mase's bannister |
12/13/24 |
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XO seems to have lost its enthusiasm for bon mots and badinage over the years |
12/13/24 |
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2nd Cuz: Cmon here lemme deepthroat; Shrew Gf: Read my bon mots! |
12/13/24 |
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re: your delightfully wry bon mots last night |
12/13/24 |
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I AM MASE'S FRIGERATOR! I AM ROOM TEMPERATURE! *silence* |
12/13/24 |
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1 Property Bro fucking mase’s wife as other one sledgehammers his home office |
12/13/24 |
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NANCY PELOSI DEAD |
12/13/24 |
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Is dasha an 'art hoe'? |
12/13/24 |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
12/13/24 |
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Cosmo: "Why I love balding 40-something Lawyers who poast on Racist Chatboarts" |
12/13/24 |
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Buddy of mine was Liam Neeson’s body double in the Narnia trilogy |
12/13/24 |
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Let's get this over with: Are there more "great" sci fi films or horror films? |
12/13/24 |
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Art the Clown pointing at MASE's inspection report and miming giggling |
12/13/24 |
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ChatGPT describes Trump’s first encounter with the aliens |
12/13/24 |
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jcm rating poasters as moments in sports |
12/13/24 |
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Cathy yelling "ACK!" when she spots doodikoff at the bar |
12/13/24 |
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I want to eat Grimes's pheromone-rich pussy for eternity in SAN JUNIPERO |
12/13/24 |
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Tony Soprano Reacts to the News of Luigi |
12/13/24 |
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fuck you all, I’ll ruin MPM2024 |
12/13/24 |
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I'm not your manic pixie dream girl |
12/13/24 |
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Bro, you gave her the "ick" |
12/13/24 |
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Dear Prudie - When Will My Husband Stop Being a Wimp About his Dad Dying? (link) |
12/13/24 |
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“So without you, Content wouldn’t be Created?” she gasped, wide-eyed |
12/13/24 |
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"Or perhaps he's wondering why u'd buy a house for $1mil w/o opening the oven" |
12/13/24 |
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K finally gnite, ZoZo. *stares at ceiling wide eyed and unblinking* |
12/13/24 |
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"So without you, 9.2 wouldn't work with 7.6," Grimes asks, wide-eyed |
12/13/24 |
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"So without you, important loans wouldn't get made," Grimes asks, wide-eyed |
12/13/24 |
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"This can't get any worse" *Drone crashes through MASE's ceiling* |
12/13/24 |
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looking for a cute, bookish girl who is innocently unaware of her own radiant be |
12/13/24 |
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Inspector didn't notice my attic was infected by a Substack journalist (MASE) |
12/13/24 |
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i just want a beautiful manic pixie dreamgirl to restart my soul |
12/13/24 |
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App Chick literally told me I was the worst date shes ever been on (TLDR) |
12/13/24 |
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Inspector checklist just one giant box and 120pt HOUSE? |
12/13/24 |
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Manic pixie dream girl takes you by the hand into forest. Puts headphones on you |
12/13/24 |
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