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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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its insulting that these are our "options" |
10/03/24 |
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Do you think I'll ever find love |
10/03/24 |
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lex u have a beautiful soul so i suspect that ur not sexually aggressive enough |
10/03/24 |
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video compilation of chiropractors literally fingering buttholes "adjustments" |
10/03/24 |
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dark lex accused of aggressive, nonconsensual hand holding |
10/03/24 |
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This may sound really gay (solo attorney) |
10/03/24 |
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Rate Eric Clapton’s based screed against niggers |
10/03/24 |
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X7.15 solar flare with a ~1000 km/s CME is heading toward Earth |
10/03/24 |
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Lex, unfortunately we know you don't give dat good dick |
10/03/24 |
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lol, mba chick calendared a zoom meeting to dump me |
10/03/24 |
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Busty twitch streamer admits "losing the gen" |
10/03/24 |
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“So am I supposed 2 grip hard enough that she literally can’t breathe, or- h |
10/03/24 |
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FEMA's actions in NC/GA right now will spawn some new Tim McVeigh |
10/03/24 |
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Guys, I've just discovered the russian whore I've been fucking is a jew |
10/03/24 |
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Eric Clapton singlehandedly redeeming Boomers, continues being based as hell |
10/03/24 |
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Protip: buy an aftermarket Yazidi bride from ISIS |
10/03/24 |
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'...yeah, so at that point i decided to do a bunch of ketamine at some clinic.' |
10/03/24 |
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180 video of stupid fuck IDF troops being exterminated like cockroaches |
10/03/24 |
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Trump should be down in NC/GA in a helicopter picking proles out of the wreckage |
10/03/24 |
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If they don't find you handsome they should at least find you... |
10/03/24 |
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How do develop the temperament for law? Hate conflict and money... |
10/03/24 |
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what are some good ways to recover from alcoholism |
10/03/24 |
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Those first 15 seconds after waking up before the anxiety hits |
10/03/24 |
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Mexican customer threw avocados, stole soft taco kit today (evan39) |
10/03/24 |
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This rural Kentucky judge homicide shit is f*cking wild |
10/03/24 |
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Remember how Biden saved millions of lives by forcing kids to wear masks? |
10/03/24 |
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Biopsy causes cancer cells to explode and spread to surrounding areas |
10/03/24 |
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Lol holy shit, coffee shop girl I've been crushing on came up to me and said hi |
10/03/24 |
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HALFORD holding MESH above his HEAD like LINK in ZELDA GAMES |
10/03/24 |
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$150K tax free pa but u must dress exclusively from Hot Topic 24/7 |
10/03/24 |
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Reminder: XO house style is to write TRUMP in all capitals all the time |
10/03/24 |
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Electing Trump President is a mockery of the United States Federal Government |
10/03/24 |
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For libs that are little rusty, say it with me: PRESIDENT TRUMP |
10/03/24 |
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My Dinner with Cowgod (2026) |
10/03/24 |
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I want total chaos communism |
10/03/24 |
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"..day of the rope. Hi, who just joined?" |
10/03/24 |
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r/Gifted is an hilarious sub-reddit |
10/03/24 |
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FEMA drained it's entire budget 'resettling' Haitian murderers in midwest |
10/03/24 |
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Pulling into OKC shortly then onto Dallas(Boom) |
10/03/24 |
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MASSIVE early vote turnout in Milwaukee, Philly, and Detroit already |
10/03/24 |
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New Zealand: 1996, 82.3% White ; 2023, 55.9% White |
10/03/24 |
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It's already too late, you need to immediately make changes and hope |
10/03/24 |
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I'm gay and fat but at least I'm not black |
10/03/24 |
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'gifted' adults whose claim to fame is having been in gifted program in 2nd grad |
10/03/24 |
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board is absolute shit |
10/03/24 |
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not flame my college gf got horny watching rape scene in Ms. 45 |
10/03/24 |
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Will the government's shitty response in NC and GA hurt Kamala's chances? |
10/03/24 |
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*female turns to look at camera* ""Scientists agree that the orange man is bad." |
10/03/24 |
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later rapes in my 20s |
10/03/24 |
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Or perhaps she's wondering why you'd bring her home and not rape her |
10/03/24 |
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REMINDER: jewish billionaires blackmail Republicans into worshipping Israel |
10/03/24 |
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YOUR FUCKED |
10/03/24 |
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New female-produced 'good version' of I Spit On Your Grave cuts out the revenge |
10/03/24 |
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"Why don't they just rape him?" (Spaceporn watching Home Alone) |
10/03/24 |
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"you raped me last night, buster!" *punches arm as i admit you to my apartment* |
10/03/24 |
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ur crazy if you're not wearing sunglasses everywhere 24/7 |
10/03/24 |
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Lex Holding Boombox, Blasting “Two Tickets to Paradise” |
10/03/24 |
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ignore "US" media (bolsheviks) smoke&🪞mirrors TRUMP is way ahead🇺🇸 |
10/03/24 |
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Takes 5 mins & no documentation for illegals to apply for free flights into US ( |
10/03/24 |
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I apologize in advance but over 15,000 MASE posts will be bumped on Nov. 6 |
10/03/24 |
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"Just rape her, you faggot!" (giant psychedelic Buddha hallucination to lex) |
10/03/24 |
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He raped her. *giggles* |
10/03/24 |
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SP humming "Sweet Child Of Mine" as he climbs the stairs to the playroom |
10/03/24 |
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Kamala campaign leak: no more highway funding for states that are anti-trans |
10/03/24 |
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Last lib left on xo taking qs. Final day. |
10/03/24 |
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"I'll fuck th' evil out of you!" you scream as you dutifully fuck a demon woman |
10/03/24 |
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unethical referral fees/fee sharing - how do ppl get caught? |
10/03/24 |
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Kamala staffers are admitting it’s over |
10/03/24 |
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why do freedom-loving republicans love highly restrictive HOAs so much? |
10/03/24 |
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Voters to Harris: "While we've enjoyed getting to know you, we also feel we're u |
10/03/24 |
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"Bro, I'm stimming." "My dude, you about to cum?" "My guy, I am!" |
10/03/24 |
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SP here! C'mere, my little yellow leprechaun, I hear there's gold in yer asshole |
10/03/24 |
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Trump announces gofundme to launder money for NC |
10/03/24 |
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October Surprise: ABC Reports Trump N-Word Tape Is Genuine |
10/03/24 |
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Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999) |
10/03/24 |
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Rural NC GOP public letter praising Dems: Gov. Cooper, THANK YOU for your genero |
10/03/24 |
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Billy Joel is the nadir of boomer popular music |
10/03/24 |
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My dad has cancer, probably dies soon. We're about to start a road trip to Idaho |
10/03/24 |
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Today is jew free on xo |
10/03/24 |
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shitlaw boss ordered two "eggs mcmuffin" |
10/03/24 |
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Dawg I'm so angry about the appellate reversal the rage is imbuing my cum with a |
10/03/24 |
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Evan39, I imagine Caro @his desk, moving pieces of LBJ’s soul around |
10/03/24 |
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"Brain-Damage Be Damned: How Boom Takes on ADM One Poast at a Time"(NYT) |
10/03/24 |
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does anyone here not sleep with their wife every night |
10/03/24 |
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“I support 240th trimester abortions in very specific circumstances“ (Melani |
10/03/24 |
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Need HALP: What are the MOAST comfortable professional work shoes |
10/03/24 |
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biz shrew taking buddhism srsly, decides desire is bad, stops desiring lex |
10/03/24 |
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did movies used to be funny or am i just a boring adult now? |
10/03/24 |
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Luis i am 4 u 💗 |
10/03/24 |
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zurich laughing at u as u stress over weak energy field conditions of alcubierrr |
10/03/24 |
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been drinking a whole bottle of wine nightly for 30 days straight now |
10/03/24 |
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Asian senior citizen vs Indian high schooler, coming to a parking lot near you |
10/03/24 |
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HYPO: $10m but have to live in either Miami, NYC, or Austin |
10/03/24 |
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what if the entire thing is a psyop. top to bottom |
10/03/24 |
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Make them riot, do it |
10/03/24 |
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My political beliefs are do anything that makes bureaucrat's lives hell |
10/03/24 |
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is it hard to become a bug chaser? |
10/03/24 |
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I smear my fat man tits with homosexual cum (whok) |
10/03/24 |
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Went a day without drinking, proving not alcoholic. Time for a handle of vodka! |
10/03/24 |
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Sliding into driver's seat of 2003 Sierra, pulling the key from driver's side or |
10/03/24 |
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Nobody wants to work anymore |
10/03/24 |
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MELANIA TRUMP: EAT SHIT PRO-LIFERS (link) |
10/03/24 |
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my bf lost his penis (cancer) 18 months ago AMA |
10/03/24 |
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*kid crashes into wife's car* "don't worry honey, we're paying the deductible" |
10/03/24 |
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Libs tried using the weird label while they do tranny blue haired freaks reading |
10/03/24 |
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Who else will be enjoying lots of ~ S P O O K Y ~ movies this month? |
10/03/24 |
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prying open my third eye |
10/03/24 |
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MPM 2024 frontrunners: MPA and Lex competing for who has saddest love life |
10/03/24 |
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$150K tax free pa but u must dress exclusively from Spirit Halloween |
10/03/24 |
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desperately need a lex update |
10/03/24 |
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can't spell lexbefriends without lex |
10/03/24 |
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"Mainlining's 'Mahchine' is $ick & ha$ taken over my $afeway—HELP!" |
10/03/24 |
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Mainlining here my Maucheine is growling and yelling & screaming :( |
10/03/24 |
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HUSTLE CULTURE, MY MAN! KEEP GRINDING! *foaming at mouth* |
10/03/24 |
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libs why are you letting Americans drown? |
10/03/24 |
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Before Sunrise: Mainlining & Evan39 Edition – The Denver Chronicles |
10/03/24 |
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evan ...Open your eyes. |
10/03/24 |
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I'm going to get increasingly obnoxious for the next four weeks. |
10/03/24 |
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Backpacking Yellowstone and Tetons early-mid-October. |
10/03/24 |
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Happy Wednesday you pathetic PIECES OF SHIT |
10/03/24 |
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Kamala's "i was raised in a middle class family" is the new "i am gay" |
10/03/24 |
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"Industry" surpassed GoT and Succession, on par with White Lotus now |
10/03/24 |
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Mainlining Chaos at HHM: Billables, Bagels, and Boom |
10/03/24 |
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"An AutoAdmit Tale: Eternal Sunshine of Evan39's Mind" |
10/03/24 |
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1000lb bomb dropped on Israel just now. |
10/03/24 |
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Next up! Pay-to-breathe! AmeriKKKa's final $ubscription $ervice ;) |
10/03/24 |
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Guys at the Mosque asking incredulously, "You... LET her do that?" |
10/03/24 |
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reminder: can't spell lexapro without lex |
10/03/24 |
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small town fuck ring tp |
10/03/24 |
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What the FUCK is "Biden" doing right now? Fucking fruakd faggto |
10/03/24 |
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sup brady, hope wednesday is treating you well |
10/03/24 |
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Flowers for Algernon but it's about Lex being straight for a week |
10/03/24 |
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"Episode of the apple donut" excerpt from Lex's "In Search of Generous Time" |
10/03/24 |
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Walz: "I love school shooters!" XO 2024: "We love you too, Timmy!" |
10/03/24 |
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Lovely Wei Wu destroys "Tim Walz" with perfect tweet |
10/03/24 |
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Uhoh Ukrainecucks, Gazprom had a RECORD year in 2023! (link) |
10/03/24 |
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Would rape but not have consensual vanilla sex with |
10/03/24 |
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Finished Houellebecq's The Elementary Particles (2000) |
10/03/24 |
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Longshoreman guy is a Genovese crime family associate, owns 67-foot yacht |
10/03/24 |
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lex beyond done here, will never find love |
10/03/24 |
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Hope your Thursday is going well, my friend. |
10/03/24 |
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Senior trap musician Metro Boomer |
10/03/24 |
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When I inhale, Content is Created. When I exhale, Content is Disseminated. |
10/03/24 |
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remember that super important Trump / Kamala debate? me either |
10/03/24 |
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Either you imprison the lowlifes, perverts, bums, & maniacs, or lib clown world |
10/03/24 |
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Fauci plays in NHS house band "Gain of Function" |
10/03/24 |
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PS "Iran" now includes Iraq and Yemen, if Assad goes it will take Syria |
10/03/24 |
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Katherine Russell, Tamerlan Tsarnaev's widow, living as free white woman in NJ |
10/03/24 |
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Rebbe without a cause |
10/03/24 |
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"no he's like a based Jew, not your bubbe's Rebbe" |
10/03/24 |
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