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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Wife lost job, life on verge of falling apart again |
04/24/18 |
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better grease luis |
04/24/18 |
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cant draft these docs anymore. just cant do it. |
04/24/18 |
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Unpopular opinion: working class whites bring problems on themselves |
04/24/18 |
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You guys realize Trump has no hope to be president now, right? |
04/24/18 |
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Josh Rosen Details Anti-Semitic Slurs Used Against Him by Opponents During Games |
04/24/18 |
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Bugman flummoxed @ lack of Tinder responses. "I'm a PUA. I'm peacocking. WTF?" |
04/24/18 |
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I have access to CharlesXII's OKC profile. I'm his new dating manager. (Krampus) |
04/24/18 |
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Allison Mack sex cult partied on Richard Branson's island, tried to recruit him |
04/24/18 |
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Chad branding his initials above the vagina of your future wife |
04/24/18 |
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Last three weeks: ETH up 85%; big law exactly the same as always |
04/24/18 |
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ITT: Allison Mack trying to convince Emma Watson to join her sex cult |
04/24/18 |
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better call bhagwan |
04/24/18 |
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Allison Macks and sex cult members having dinner at Comet Pizza in DC (pic) |
04/24/18 |
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Kidnapped Mexican students dissolved in acid |
04/24/18 |
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peterman testing positive for potato blight after being raped by boner police |
04/24/18 |
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What are some bands whose biggest/most famous songs are actually their worst? |
04/24/18 |
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DTP: Rate my new tinder FWB |
04/24/18 |
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Toyota Land Cruiser = POTUS of SUVs |
04/24/18 |
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Having coffee and a donut rn. Feel like a cop. |
04/24/18 |
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*noose snaps* ThunderCol's wife: "What was that noise upstairs!?" *reties noose* |
04/24/18 |
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Stunningly hot law prof Nancy Leong gets kidnapped, almost raped by Uber driver |
04/24/18 |
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CR to change College Democrats involvement to College Republicans? |
04/24/18 |
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started watching Better Call Saul - total 180 |
04/24/18 |
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Amazon's DC headquarters will make Emperor Bezos's transition much smoother |
04/24/18 |
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big butt female sexuality |
04/24/18 |
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOORTAL KOOOOOOOOMBAT! |
04/24/18 |
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Alpha fucking China has rampant "problem" with hiring hot chicks |
04/24/18 |
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"[blah blah blah word vomit word vomit]...Avicii" "who?" |
04/24/18 |
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without Avicii, we've got nothing |
04/24/18 |
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Trump is done |
04/24/18 |
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Peterman makes Detroit local news |
04/24/18 |
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doobs's wife being used as literal Chinese finger trap as he pretends to be girl |
04/24/18 |
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"oh fuck it's antitrust" *grenade sails through amazon HQ window* |
04/24/18 |
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Let's create an AI that will replace Pharmacists |
04/24/18 |
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Wrap hands around womens neck and $queeze cr? |
04/24/18 |
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*RSF, Julia and Evan39 in wet t-shirt contest at Atlantic City Margaritaville* |
04/24/18 |
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Bill made mistakes but I think he really did care about working class whites |
04/24/18 |
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Nothing has changed except people are getting dumber annoying and narcissistic |
04/24/18 |
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Top venture capital fund hiring legal counsel for crypto assets (not flame |
04/24/18 |
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so Allison Mack was like the 'senior' sex-slave? |
04/24/18 |
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tsinah, what good does this chatboard do for you? Seems like net negative |
04/24/18 |
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OK to ask HR about hiring timeline? Current employee switching divisions |
04/24/18 |
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ultimate prole tell: shoes off in-house |
04/24/18 |
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your wife, subtly squeezing her own throat, remembering chad |
04/24/18 |
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Comprehensive list of reasons Trump is unelectable in the general election |
04/24/18 |
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Ok, let's break for lunch |
04/24/18 |
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xoChina |
04/24/18 |
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assume you could restart career when u got out, how much to do 3 years in prison |
04/24/18 |
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Guys are trading b-list actress sex-slaves like Pokemon cards |
04/24/18 |
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ultimate prole tell: shoes off in the house |
04/24/18 |
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What was *THE* best summer of your life? |
04/24/18 |
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can u just lay low not join a gang keep to yourself and survive in prison? |
04/24/18 |
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black fiance's father killed self |
04/24/18 |
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Super Troopers 2: estimate how disappointing this will be |
04/24/18 |
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Avicii was too good for this world, too good for us |
04/24/18 |
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12% of the student population at UIUC is Chinese. 5868 of them. |
04/24/18 |
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Prole tell: chain link fence |
04/24/18 |
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*melts down all crayon monikers* *forms double sided dildo for peterman/RSF* |
04/24/18 |
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Sam Hyde looking ripped af |
04/24/18 |
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Jim_Kelly: UPDATE PLEASE |
04/24/18 |
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Avicii was like a son to me |
04/24/18 |
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dating in modern America = worse than mass-mailing law firms for a job |
04/24/18 |
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whats the best job |
04/24/18 |
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"Busy! But good busy, ya know. Taking on some new responsibilities. Its exciting |
04/24/18 |
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RATE This Curvy Big-Titted College Jewess (Lots of Bikini PICS) |
04/24/18 |
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Woah stacks of electrons just stackin' up, gettin tight, better make bio cells t |
04/24/18 |
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Comprehensive list of putdowns by xo reptiles making up for their life failures |
04/24/18 |
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Amazon now breaking into your car to deliver packages no big deal hehehe |
04/24/18 |
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Reminder: Trump is done here |
04/24/18 |
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Haha cool chill paralegal complained to friend over phone about feminism |
04/24/18 |
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*Thunder Collins artfully crafting an Oops! pregnancy storyline for xo sweeps* |
04/24/18 |
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I would love someone to pull a Nocturnal Animals on me |
04/24/18 |
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Trump: "'Stupid question" *Macron cumbs his pance* |
04/24/18 |
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"creepy" is womanese for a man who is under 6'2 |
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libs i hate to break this to u but Trump won Nov 8 |
04/24/18 |
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PauliePorsche, legit sub-1000 SAT scorer, railing nonstop about "Trumptards" |
04/24/18 |
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If you haven't read pensive's screed on corporate male bitches you're insane |
04/24/18 |
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jfc new tinder feature actually PROMPTS chicks if they swipe on sub-6'2 guy |
04/24/18 |
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Do you think they ever serve barbeque in prison? |
04/24/18 |
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State DA vs. Personal Injury Firm in 2nd Tier City |
04/24/18 |
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Wait... So PP was outted by another turd and then went crazy because of Trump? |
04/24/18 |
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i bet they let prisoners grill hotdogs w their families on visit day |
04/24/18 |
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Hillary trusted a gay Brooklynite over her husband re winning middle America |
04/24/18 |
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Poll: should i have a 3rd kid? |
04/24/18 |
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daily reminder: none of this shit matters unless we deport 50M nonwhites |
04/24/18 |
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Let's face it, Spaceporn pwned life: |
04/24/18 |
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Kid-havers Poll: how much money, if any, are you putting in a 529 every month |
04/24/18 |
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Big lawyer: "please send correspondence to my forwarding address, Bellevue Hospi |
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ever notice how the only people who think pot is good are potheads |
04/24/18 |
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Muslim arrivals in the US down 91% from Dec 2016 |
04/24/18 |
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Amid Mueller Probe, Prominent Skadden Counsel Disappears From Website |
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Pensive is my dad |
04/24/18 |
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Coke is actually a pretty shitty drug. |
04/24/18 |
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Michael Buffer introducing "Robby.... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!" |
04/24/18 |
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Can't spell Arrivedercii without Avicii |
04/24/18 |
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Bill Clinton kinda comes across as a dick in all the Hillary meltdown stories |
04/24/18 |
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Mook and Mindy |
04/24/18 |
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my cousin legit just got out of prison in the south after 12 years |
04/24/18 |
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Does anyone here actually "work" all day at their desk job? |
04/24/18 |
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"I am out of the office mourning the passing of Avicii..." |
04/24/18 |
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More cr life: Mick Jagger or Michael Jordan? |
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lol Thunder going to lose in 1st Round. Sad. |
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Macron's wife is 74 years old |
04/24/18 |
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For the last time Idris, Wakanda is not a real place |
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Morbidly obese woman gives live birth to baby that was inside her for 3 years |
04/24/18 |
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changed email salutation to 'R.I.P. Avicii' |
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how do quadroons fare in prison? do the black gangs accept them? |
04/24/18 |
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180 that spaceporn, idris elba & julia will vote Trump 2020 |
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Chick biglaw senior associate taking questions for the first time |
04/24/18 |
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"Guy in yoga pants" prank |
04/24/18 |
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The bread and circuses will make bread and circuses look like a dentist visit |
04/24/18 |
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Chrome rolls out new PDDJ Plus extension to filter out all PDDJ threads |
04/24/18 |
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ARRIVEDERCI SERENA!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
04/24/18 |
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avicii: proof that alcohol kills, folks |
04/24/18 |
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Putin killed Avicii |
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'Robbie' Mook drowning his sorrows in bath house cum facials |
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I have 7 pm AND 10:45 pm tickets for Avengers: Infinity War on Thursday |
04/24/18 |
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incel virgin here. damn daddy's fucksocket. (i'm a chad btw.) |
04/24/18 |
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$XHV: Untraceable payments meets offshore banking. Only 1.7M total. |
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Smithsonian rolls out robot to replace all employees |
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anyone want to help me create a grindr account for CharlesXII? |
04/24/18 |
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Apple to replace face verification with height verification in iOS 12 |
04/24/18 |
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Wow Pauly D from Jersey Shore ranked 3rd best DJ in the World (link) |
04/24/18 |
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180 Macron did a kind of bro-hug with Trump, so Trump smooched his cheek |
04/24/18 |
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What did the spicy Latina tell DBG when he asked for her number? |
04/24/18 |
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"be gentle, this is my first time" (PDDJ lied as the marathis entered both holes |
04/24/18 |
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Seeing DBG's capitalized thread titles is like crossing street 2 avoid black guy |
04/24/18 |
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SHITPIT clearly owned by a GANGSTER nearly mails woman on subway |
04/24/18 |
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BOLD THEORY RE LEONG/UBER -- Vocaroo explanation itt |
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We need to LISTEN to BILL! He knows how to FUCK OVER white people! |
04/24/18 |
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I said this many times before: give yourself a chance to love her |
04/24/18 |
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Do women still major in "home ec" |
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Young man, Diesel Technology Certificates are the future, everything else is fla |
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Resolved: Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac is the best song of the 70s |
04/24/18 |
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please break down Trevor Noah's viewers along following demographics |
04/24/18 |
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Bowie's "Art Decade" plays over a scene of zombies wandering in the parking lot |
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Tarantino's new script is "best screenplay in 30 years" |
04/24/18 |
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Big hiring bonu$e$ to work for the railroad |
04/24/18 |
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Comey lied, Avicii died. |
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Sassy gay wonk Robbie Mook mocking Bill Clintons advice |
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Rate this 6'4 Duke MD Chad |
04/24/18 |
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DBG makes PDDJ thread #47029779 while IDF men are blown to pieces |
04/24/18 |
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Wife just discovered the noose in the closet. Fuck! |
04/24/18 |
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Pay structure in medicine makes no sense |
04/24/18 |
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Man steals $1.2 MILLION of fajita meat. |
04/24/18 |
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"Just another crazy night at Bellevue, on my meds for now" (Merry little Xmas) |
04/24/18 |
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How to make your Chipotle burrito 86% bigger, for free (no guac trick |
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Fun Legal Hypo (From Talmud Law Class)- You're Aspie, No Friends, Wife Fucks Tur |
04/24/18 |
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Wait so the FBI is already leaking shit from the Cohen raid? WTF? |
04/24/18 |
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