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with soccer offsides rule, why doesn't defender hang out at 50yd line whole game

just have all the defensive players hang out around the 40-5...
Motley at-the-ready menage mental disorder
  07/20/26
soccer is eurofag socialism/loserdom manifested in the form ...
bat-shit-crazy odious police squad
  07/20/26
they should also introduce tackling
sienna abode corn cake
  07/20/26
they should have automated sprinklers that go off once or tw...
bat-shit-crazy odious police squad
  07/20/26
I would enjoy this
sienna abode corn cake
  07/20/26
it would also solve the "hydration break" situatio...
bat-shit-crazy odious police squad
  07/20/26
The best teams typically do have defenders pretty far up whe...
impressive black woman
  07/20/26
lol they wouldnt be taking long shots they just cant pass an...
poppy kitchen french chef
  07/20/26
They should just change the rule so that you have to be comp...
godawful sinister dysfunction pisswyrm
  07/20/26
What?
Filthy Misunderstood Brethren
  07/20/26
because if the opposing team is on par/evenly matched with y...
Dark church
  07/20/26
...
bespoke twisted hell psychic
  07/20/26
Because the attack can just play an easy through ball into t...
bespoke twisted hell psychic
  07/20/26
didn't you watch the end of any game where a team is trying ...
Topaz cheese-eating stag film preventive strike
  07/20/26
or, better yet ... https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/2...
scarlet talented juggernaut
  07/20/26
no one can watch these twitter videos anymore you dumbass
bat-shit-crazy odious police squad
  07/20/26
I played pickup games full 11 on 11 with no offside rule and...
disrespectful base
  07/20/26
That's how it almost always works when there's no offside ru...
light dilemma lettuce
  07/20/26
cr sometimes sucks seeing it get called to take away a score...
poppy kitchen french chef
  07/20/26
...
Doggy Suicide
  07/20/26
Hockey teams could theoretically have a guy hang out at thei...
Bronus Swagner
  07/21/26
has doodikoff poasted since this? pretty funny thread but he...
Brother Peter Dimond
  07/21/26


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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Motley at-the-ready menage mental disorder

just have all the defensive players hang out around the 40-50yd line, then no offensive players can take any close shots due to the "off sides" rule and the goalie can easily pick off any super long goal attempts. Why don't these idiotic euro and south american teams figure this out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011564)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy odious police squad

soccer is eurofag socialism/loserdom manifested in the form of a sport so they play according to decorum standards instead of actually trying to win. they could just make the game 8 on 8 and put in a shot clock and all of a sudden it would be not gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011568)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: sienna abode corn cake

they should also introduce tackling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011584)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy odious police squad

they should have automated sprinklers that go off once or twice per half during play to mix things up. problem is these third world shitholes are too poor for that type of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011878)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: sienna abode corn cake

I would enjoy this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011976)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy odious police squad

it would also solve the "hydration break" situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50012134)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: impressive black woman

The best teams typically do have defenders pretty far up when they have the ball, they just retreat immediately upon possession changes because one fast striker behind the line would be a horrific mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011570)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: poppy kitchen french chef

lol they wouldnt be taking long shots they just cant pass and would run right up near the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011572)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: godawful sinister dysfunction pisswyrm

They should just change the rule so that you have to be completely behind the second-last defender to be offside. Seems like this would allow the vast majority of overturned goals to stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011821)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Filthy Misunderstood Brethren

What?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011823)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Dark church

because if the opposing team is on par/evenly matched with you, your defenders will constantly be in foot races/breakaways where the chance of fouls and goals greatly increases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011930)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: bespoke twisted hell psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011986)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: bespoke twisted hell psychic

Because the attack can just play an easy through ball into the huge gap behind the defense and run onto it. So long as the attacker starts his run in an on side position he can run behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50011987)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Topaz cheese-eating stag film preventive strike

didn't you watch the end of any game where a team is trying to desperately score? they'll throw all their players way up the field making them very susceptible to counterattacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50012032)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: scarlet talented juggernaut

or, better yet ...

https://x.com/stoolpresidente/status/2079179046382920103

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50012085)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy odious police squad

no one can watch these twitter videos anymore you dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50012141)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: disrespectful base

I played pickup games full 11 on 11 with no offside rule and it ends up being boring af, defenders have to sit way back and neither side can get any attack going at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50012091)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: light dilemma lettuce

That's how it almost always works when there's no offside rule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50012132)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: poppy kitchen french chef

cr sometimes sucks seeing it get called to take away a score like holding or PI in football but its a rule for a reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50012136)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Doggy Suicide



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50013247)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

Hockey teams could theoretically have a guy hang out at their opponent's blue line all the time but they never do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50015169)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

has doodikoff poasted since this? pretty funny thread but he never responded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884408&forum_id=2),#50014740)