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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
coral slimy school
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superior anglo culture
autistic judgmental ape stage
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
autistic judgmental ape stage
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
autistic judgmental ape stage
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
autistic judgmental ape stage
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
autistic judgmental ape stage
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
autistic judgmental ape stage
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
autistic judgmental ape stage
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
autistic judgmental ape stage
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
coral slimy school
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
coral slimy school
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Provocative wild plaza
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
costumed translucent becky
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
useless parlour
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
costumed translucent becky
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Domesticated tantric death wish
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
coral slimy school
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Cruel-hearted lay knife
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
insecure greedy church international law enforcement agency
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
topaz senate personal credit line
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
coral slimy school
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Godawful low-t pit
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
coral slimy school
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
coral slimy school
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lol
frum fuchsia university depressive
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Honey-headed Persian
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
coral slimy school
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
coral slimy school
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
coral slimy school
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
coral slimy school
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
Godawful low-t pit
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
useless parlour
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Ivory comical queen of the night
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
coral slimy school
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Ruddy partner area
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: coral slimy school

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: autistic judgmental ape stage



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: coral slimy school

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: coral slimy school

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: frum fuchsia university depressive

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: coral slimy school

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: coral slimy school

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: useless parlour



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Sooty up-to-no-good nursing home cuckoldry

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: coral slimy school

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: costumed translucent becky



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: thriller buck-toothed sanctuary dog poop



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: topaz senate personal credit line



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: salmon boyish rehab



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Godawful low-t pit

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Naked Keepsake Machete

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: costumed translucent becky

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Provocative wild plaza



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: costumed translucent becky

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: useless parlour

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: costumed translucent becky

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Domesticated tantric death wish

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: coral slimy school

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted lay knife

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: insecure greedy church international law enforcement agency

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: topaz senate personal credit line

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: coral slimy school

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Godawful low-t pit

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: coral slimy school

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: topaz senate personal credit line

why does every room look so fucking tiny

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Naked Keepsake Machete

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: frum fuchsia university depressive

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: coral slimy school



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Honey-headed Persian

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: coral slimy school



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: coral slimy school

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Garnet soul-stirring orchestra pit

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: useless parlour

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Glittery cerise people who are hurt

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Ruddy partner area

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: doobsian nowag

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Ruddy partner area

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: doobsian nowag

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ruby spot

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Ruddy partner area

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Out-of-control magenta tattoo library

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: coral slimy school

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: frum fuchsia university depressive

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Honey-headed Persian

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: rose dopamine gaming laptop

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: coral slimy school

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: rose dopamine gaming laptop

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: coral slimy school

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: rose dopamine gaming laptop

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: fragrant fortuitous meteor

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: coral slimy school

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: coral slimy school

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: coral slimy school

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: coral slimy school

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: nubile indian lodge deer antler

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: coral slimy school

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: rose dopamine gaming laptop

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse affirmative action

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Drab free-loading toilet seat set

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: cracking sapphire dysfunction

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: coral slimy school

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Godawful low-t pit

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: useless parlour

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Ivory comical queen of the night

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Cream Razzle-dazzle Gas Station

He screwed the pooch

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: coral slimy school

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Ruddy partner area

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: mustard irate quadroon roommate

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

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