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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
overrated business firm death wish
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superior anglo culture
dashing sickened therapy
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
dashing sickened therapy
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
dashing sickened therapy
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
dashing sickened therapy
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
dashing sickened therapy
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
dashing sickened therapy
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
dashing sickened therapy
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
overrated business firm death wish
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
overrated business firm death wish
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Electric misunderstood dog poop
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Pale tattoo
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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orange passionate wagecucks
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Saffron trailer park
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
twinkling misanthropic mad cow disease trust fund
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I thought this was America
Saffron trailer park
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
overrated business firm death wish
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
seedy sanctuary
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Effete feces
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
overrated business firm death wish
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
trip space
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
overrated business firm death wish
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
Effete feces
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Pale tattoo
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
Electric misunderstood dog poop
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
twinkling misanthropic mad cow disease trust fund
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
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He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
overrated business firm death wish
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Stirring Lemon Meetinghouse Mad-dog Skullcap
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: dashing sickened therapy

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50090580)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: dashing sickened therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Electric misunderstood dog poop

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: twinkling misanthropic mad cow disease trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Territorial stead

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Saffron trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Outnumbered fanboi selfie



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Effete feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Bonkers Church Building Sandwich



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: trip space

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Pale tattoo

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Saffron trailer park

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: orange passionate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Saffron trailer park

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: twinkling misanthropic mad cow disease trust fund

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Saffron trailer park

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: plum histrionic menage useless brakes

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: seedy sanctuary

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: drab arousing rigpig locale

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Effete feces

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: trip space

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: tan tanning salon new version

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Effete feces

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Pale tattoo

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Electric misunderstood dog poop

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Slippery Cracking School Roommate

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: carnelian yapping masturbator home

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: twinkling misanthropic mad cow disease trust fund

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Coiffed talented public bath genital piercing

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Stirring Lemon Meetinghouse Mad-dog Skullcap

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: fluffy obsidian deer antler

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Stirring Lemon Meetinghouse Mad-dog Skullcap

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: fluffy obsidian deer antler

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: fuchsia prole field

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Stirring Lemon Meetinghouse Mad-dog Skullcap

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all Depressive

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Electric misunderstood dog poop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Slippery Cracking School Roommate

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Indigo indian lodge marketing idea

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Indigo indian lodge marketing idea

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Indigo indian lodge marketing idea

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal multi-colored hell

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Bespoke irate stage

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: wine maniacal chapel faggot firefighter

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Indigo indian lodge marketing idea

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Sadistic House Party Of The First Part

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Amber nursing home

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Boyish Site Kitty Cat

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: trip space

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: twinkling misanthropic mad cow disease trust fund

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: citrine ape dilemma

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Bespoke irate stage

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Navy plaza newt

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: overrated business firm death wish

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Stirring Lemon Meetinghouse Mad-dog Skullcap

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: appetizing church factory reset button

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50068093)