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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Sienna impressive nursing home

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: irate nibblets

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: maniacal meetinghouse police squad

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Magical Crawly Rehab

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: aquamarine community account

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: aquamarine community account

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: 180 theater background story



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: arousing rigpig

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: aqua philosopher-king toaster

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: mint outnumbered blood rage hominid

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible clear orchestra pit

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: aqua philosopher-king toaster

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: duck-like vivacious tanning salon partner

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: cruel-hearted headpube space



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: slap-happy pistol principal's office

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: duck-like vivacious tanning salon partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: duck-like vivacious tanning salon partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: deranged beta foreskin trump supporter



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Lilac hairraiser institution

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Lilac hairraiser institution

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Lilac hairraiser institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Lilac hairraiser institution

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2),#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Sable market



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: aquamarine community account



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: sexy motley indian lodge

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: sexy motley indian lodge

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: sexy motley indian lodge

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: odious masturbator persian

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Adulterous Swashbuckling Yarmulke



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



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