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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Charismatic scourge upon the earth theater stage
  01/05/14
...
Deranged step-uncle's house
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
azure keepsake machete macaca
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
thriller property
  06/25/12
...
doobsian rehab
  06/25/12
Jesus
Cheese-eating Tripping Mental Disorder
  06/25/12
literally rofling
smoky kitty
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Dun Round Eye
  08/02/12
crying
Maniacal Disgusting Temple
  08/29/12
...
Stirring chocolate church building
  02/22/13
...
swashbuckling unhinged indirect expression
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Rose market
  03/19/14
...
passionate domesticated water buffalo hospital
  06/27/14
...
Yapping Hairraiser Ticket Booth Candlestick Maker
  06/27/14
...
Bat shit crazy address wrinkle
  09/14/17
...
electric theatre national security agency
  07/20/18
...
electric theatre national security agency
  02/09/19
...
Brass kitchen hairy legs
  07/11/19
...
sable circlehead
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Know-it-all Impertinent Pervert Set
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  06/25/12
cop
doobsian rehab
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
doobsian rehab
  06/25/12
...
thriller property
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
crimson haunted graveyard
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
adulterous cowardly abode
  08/02/12
...
Useless chad
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Diverse lodge
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
indigo gaping
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
doobsian rehab
  06/25/12
...
Jet-lagged volcanic crater spot
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
doobsian rehab
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
adulterous cowardly abode
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
mind-boggling partner business firm
  08/21/13
...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  06/25/12
...
lemon turdskin
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
alcoholic hissy fit
  06/25/12
...
Useless chad
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Bearded racy native
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Excitant Orchestra Pit Reading Party
  06/25/12
...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  06/26/12
...
Useless chad
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
contagious resort
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Flesh parlor
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
medicated forum idea he suggested
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  08/02/12
...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Dun Round Eye
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
adulterous cowardly abode
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
adulterous cowardly abode
  08/02/12
...
nudist chapel fat ankles
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
azure keepsake machete macaca
  08/02/12
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Fuchsia Dashing School Cafeteria Goyim
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
adulterous cowardly abode
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
medicated forum idea he suggested
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
adulterous cowardly abode
  08/06/12
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Vivacious Copper Meetinghouse Patrolman
  08/06/12
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adulterous cowardly abode
  08/08/12
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nudist chapel fat ankles
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Soggy curious laser beams
  08/20/12
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nudist chapel fat ankles
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
azure keepsake machete macaca
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
swashbuckling unhinged indirect expression
  08/21/13
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adulterous cowardly abode
  02/22/13
...
Useless chad
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
swashbuckling unhinged indirect expression
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
mind-boggling partner business firm
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
swashbuckling unhinged indirect expression
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
passionate domesticated water buffalo hospital
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
mind-boggling partner business firm
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Vibrant karate
  08/21/13
180
Useless chad
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
Useless chad
  09/30/13
...
Useless chad
  12/24/13
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Useless chad
  01/05/14
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avocado field
  03/19/14
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Walnut psychic space
  06/25/14
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passionate domesticated water buffalo hospital
  06/27/14
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fantasy-prone sanctuary
  07/22/14
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ungodly shaky trailer park
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
ungodly shaky trailer park
  08/04/14
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Marvelous clear point mediation
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Cracking fluffy masturbator
  12/08/14
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adulterous cowardly abode
  12/11/14
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Fighting garrison
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
Magenta Insecure Half-breed Ladyboy
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razzmatazz roommate locus
  07/29/16
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overrated church
  11/03/16
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Pearl Hell Black Woman
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
hideous burgundy antidepressant drug
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Aromatic ocher elastic band
  09/15/17
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Fighting garrison
  05/20/17
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adulterous cowardly abode
  06/27/17
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Fighting garrison
  07/29/17
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Rebellious aphrodisiac nibblets
  10/01/17
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contagious resort
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Provocative aggressive shrine
  01/29/18
where did he go
kink-friendly slippery kitty cat filthpig
  01/29/18
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Splenetic regret sex offender
  05/14/18
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contagious resort
  08/16/18
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Mint exciting cruise ship
  01/25/19
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flushed crackhouse death wish
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
Honey-headed Odious Halford
  05/26/19
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bistre bateful bbw codepig
  08/08/19
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Beady-eyed glassy national
  02/19/20
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sable circlehead
  08/27/21
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Mahogany pocket flask organic girlfriend
  07/16/22
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Cerebral coral really tough guy messiness
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
tiny pink ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
dark patterns
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Charismatic scourge upon the earth theater stage

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: thriller property

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: doobsian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Tripping Mental Disorder

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: smoky kitty

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Dun Round Eye

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Maniacal Disgusting Temple

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Stirring chocolate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Rose market

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: passionate domesticated water buffalo hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Yapping Hairraiser Ticket Booth Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy address wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: electric theatre national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: electric theatre national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Brass kitchen hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: sable circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all Impertinent Pervert Set

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: doobsian rehab

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: doobsian rehab

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: thriller property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: crimson haunted graveyard

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: adulterous cowardly abode

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Useless chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Diverse lodge

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: indigo gaping

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: doobsian rehab

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged volcanic crater spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: doobsian rehab

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: adulterous cowardly abode

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling partner business firm

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: lemon turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: alcoholic hissy fit

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Useless chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Bearded racy native

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Excitant Orchestra Pit Reading Party

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Useless chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: contagious resort

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Flesh parlor

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: medicated forum idea he suggested

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Dun Round Eye

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: adulterous cowardly abode

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: adulterous cowardly abode

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: nudist chapel fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia Dashing School Cafeteria Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: adulterous cowardly abode

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: medicated forum idea he suggested

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: adulterous cowardly abode

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Vivacious Copper Meetinghouse Patrolman

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: adulterous cowardly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: nudist chapel fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Soggy curious laser beams

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: nudist chapel fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: azure keepsake machete macaca

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged indirect expression

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: adulterous cowardly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Useless chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged indirect expression

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: mind-boggling partner business firm

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged indirect expression

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: passionate domesticated water buffalo hospital

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: mind-boggling partner business firm

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Vibrant karate

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Useless chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Useless chad

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Useless chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Useless chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: avocado field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Walnut psychic space

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: passionate domesticated water buffalo hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: ungodly shaky trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: ungodly shaky trailer park

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Marvelous clear point mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Cracking fluffy masturbator

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: adulterous cowardly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Fighting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Magenta Insecure Half-breed Ladyboy

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz roommate locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: overrated church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Pearl Hell Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: hideous burgundy antidepressant drug

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Aromatic ocher elastic band

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Fighting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: adulterous cowardly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Fighting garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Rebellious aphrodisiac nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: contagious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Provocative aggressive shrine

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly slippery kitty cat filthpig

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Splenetic regret sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: contagious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Mint exciting cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: flushed crackhouse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed Odious Halford

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: bistre bateful bbw codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed glassy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: sable circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Mahogany pocket flask organic girlfriend



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Cerebral coral really tough guy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#49964828)