*decides it can't wait any longer, sends message "sure ill clean it up and get that to your right away"*

*0.5 hours later, sends digital feces smeared on a word doc while praying for death*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660723&forum_id=2),#33661354)

*sneaks out back door*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660723&forum_id=2),#33661409)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660723&forum_id=2),#33661420)

Please advise if you are working with ETH Whale Finishing on Peterman\\\'s Face on the matter for which he is attending a hearing tomorrow. I need to speak with the partner on this file.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660723&forum_id=2),#33662315)

Reply to the email with a made up signature line from a partner in the administrative law department. No one knows what they do or who they are. Boomer won’t read the From line, hutfs that you were not lying, and moves on only to remember next week that he needed something from you by months end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660723&forum_id=2),#34592416)

LJL at going to 3 years of postgrad and paying $150K to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660723&forum_id=2),#33661865)

*looks down at doodles of dicks and tits on notepad* "uh, uhh, sure, let me organize them a bit and get back to you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660723&forum_id=2),#33661366)

*five minutes later, call*

"Printer's down. I'm talking to IT now. Will advise when they've got this addressed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3660723&forum_id=2),#33665204)