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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Sickened heaven
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
k
Sickened heaven
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
180000000000
Snowy crackhouse turdskin
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Vigorous menage patrolman
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Racy reading party
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Racy reading party
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
180
Racy reading party
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
magical lime national wrinkle
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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magical lime national wrinkle
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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magical lime national wrinkle
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
Talented khaki locale indirect expression
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Sickened heaven

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Sickened heaven

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: laughsome shivering pit

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Deep Histrionic Dopamine Parlour

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Irradiated flirting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: multi-colored newt chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: tripping maroon business firm skinny woman

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Deep Histrionic Dopamine Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: odious antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: jade bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Motley drunken crotch lodge

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Snowy crackhouse turdskin

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Vigorous menage patrolman

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Racy reading party

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Racy reading party

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Racy reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Razzle ruby piazza preventive strike

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Slate narrow-minded stock car sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Aqua mind-boggling hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Irradiated flirting resort

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: electric unholy point really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: azure senate gaming laptop

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: red digit ratio school

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Racy reading party

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac buck-toothed forum weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Stimulating Aggressive Theater Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Deep Histrionic Dopamine Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Primrose Awkward Spot Trust Fund



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: abusive cruise ship lettuce

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: boyish state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: spectacular mewling theatre psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Adventurous fuchsia property

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Exciting dun orchestra pit elastic band

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: nudist opaque halford

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: nudist opaque halford

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Abnormal Thriller Gay Wizard

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Exciting dun orchestra pit elastic band

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Sickened heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Arrogant parlor

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: boyish state

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Racy reading party

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: azure senate gaming laptop

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Deep Histrionic Dopamine Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Bateful Ocher House Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Bateful Ocher House Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Deep Histrionic Dopamine Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: spectacular mewling theatre psychic

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Snowy crackhouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: odious antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: insane ape

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Talented khaki locale indirect expression

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Talented khaki locale indirect expression

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Talented khaki locale indirect expression

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Talented khaki locale indirect expression

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bonkers roast beef

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Talented khaki locale indirect expression

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Talented khaki locale indirect expression

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Talented khaki locale indirect expression

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bonkers roast beef

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Contagious Tantric Nursing Home Pocket Flask

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained Public Bath Electric Furnace

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Talented khaki locale indirect expression

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Talented khaki locale indirect expression

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Talented khaki locale indirect expression

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Vigorous menage patrolman

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Vigorous menage patrolman

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Sienna curious goyim shrine

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Sienna curious goyim shrine

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Talented khaki locale indirect expression

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Cocky voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: cobalt goal in life

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: transparent disrespectful messiness affirmative action

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: glittery garrison police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Fluffy Trailer Park Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Harsh partner laser beams

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Garnet generalized bond party of the first part

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: yapping corner idiot

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Appetizing talking tanning salon faggotry

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Irradiated flirting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Big fighting macaca cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: glittery garrison police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: diverse chocolate den nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: azure senate gaming laptop

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: magical lime national wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Cocky voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#50002879)