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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
bateful school
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
mauve turdskin
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
bateful school
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
mauve turdskin
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
bateful school
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
mauve turdskin
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
bateful school
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
mauve turdskin
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
bateful school
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
mauve turdskin
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
bateful school
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Razzle-dazzle market fanboi
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
bateful school
  08/18/13
k
Razzle-dazzle market fanboi
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/11/21
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bateful school
  08/18/13
180000000000
Heady Kitty Place Of Business
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
bateful school
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
embarrassed to the bone state
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
ocher lodge
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
bateful school
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
ocher lodge
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
bateful school
  08/18/13
180
ocher lodge
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
mauve turdskin
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
bateful school
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
mauve turdskin
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
bateful school
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
mauve turdskin
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
bateful school
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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180 will do.
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bateful school
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
Bistre trump supporter gas station
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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ocher lodge
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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  08/23/15
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bateful school
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
of course
bateful school
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
stubborn station generalized bond
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
embarrassed to the bone state
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: bateful school

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: mauve turdskin

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: bateful school

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: mauve turdskin

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: bateful school

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: mauve turdskin

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: bateful school

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: mauve turdskin

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: bateful school

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: mauve turdskin

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: bateful school

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle market fanboi

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: bateful school

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle market fanboi

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Histrionic trailer park

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Nighttime nudist dingle berry

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunted graveyard pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac vengeful shrine jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.,,.,.,:;,.....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Appetizing crimson temple

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Nighttime nudist dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: pearl school cafeteria reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: frum heaven tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: infuriating passionate box office foreskin

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: bateful school

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Heady Kitty Place Of Business

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: bateful school

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: ocher lodge

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: bateful school

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: ocher lodge

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: bateful school

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: ocher lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: mauve turdskin

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: bateful school

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: mauve turdskin

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: bateful school

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: mauve turdskin

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: bateful school

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: mauve turdskin

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Diverse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired self-centered whorehouse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunted graveyard pervert

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Lilac stag film indirect expression



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: hyperventilating crackhouse becky

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Talented cobalt gunner national

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: ocher lodge

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: bateful school

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Bearded range pozpig



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: rambunctious topaz windowlicker marketing idea



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Nighttime nudist dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: bateful school

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Chrome death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Exciting copper patrolman

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: At-the-ready senate hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: plum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Lascivious dun kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: sooty library dysfunction

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: black violent sanctuary feces

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Bistre trump supporter gas station

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: bateful school

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Bistre trump supporter gas station

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: bateful school

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: abnormal digit ratio

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: black violent sanctuary feces

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle market fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: odious chapel philosopher-king

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready senate hissy fit

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: ocher lodge

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: bateful school

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: hyperventilating crackhouse becky

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Nighttime nudist dingle berry



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: charismatic rehab internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: charismatic rehab internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Nighttime nudist dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Lascivious dun kitchen

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: bateful school

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Heady Kitty Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: pearl school cafeteria reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bisexual tanning salon

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: stubborn station generalized bond

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: bateful school

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: stubborn station generalized bond

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: bateful school

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: stubborn station generalized bond

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: bateful school

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: stubborn station generalized bond

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Avocado razzmatazz menage

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: stubborn station generalized bond

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: stubborn station generalized bond

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: bateful school

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: stubborn station generalized bond

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Avocado razzmatazz menage

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: bateful school

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Very Tactful Multi-colored Mad Cow Disease Cuck

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: concupiscible tripping coldplay fan

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: bateful school

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: stubborn station generalized bond

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: bateful school

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: stubborn station generalized bond

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: bateful school

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: stubborn station generalized bond

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: bateful school

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: brass insecure electric furnace

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: bateful school

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: brass insecure electric furnace

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: stubborn station generalized bond

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Weed Whacker Parlor



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Garnet Useless Garrison

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Glittery blood rage

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: pearly exhilarant point striped hyena



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: bateful school

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Salmon Deep Corner



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Arousing Forum

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Territorial beady-eyed newt

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2),#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: ungodly pungent psychic meetinghouse

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: onyx irate cuckold address

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunted graveyard pervert



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Tantric hairraiser ticket booth genital piercing



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: pearly exhilarant point striped hyena



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Cerebral Adulterous Hall Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: hyperventilating crackhouse becky

i've always absolutely loved this thread

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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: bateful school



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Vibrant Weed Whacker Parlor



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

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