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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop
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3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Chocolate half-breed set
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop
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Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Chocolate half-breed set
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glittery black woman
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aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university
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the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
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carnelian national
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disgusting aphrodisiac clown
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you forgot the WOC paralegal
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Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university
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https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
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aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
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  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Nudist Internet-worthy Twinkling Uncleanness Circlehead
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
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Flushed supple gas station regret
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180!
Soul-stirring parlour
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hell yeah
glittery black woman
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop
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What happened to the pallets?
greedy hyperactive keepsake machete lay
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He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop
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What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Seedy corn cake
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop
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How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Seedy corn cake
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop
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Post your closing argument text
Sexy menage friendly grandma
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop
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I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Seedy corn cake
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aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Sexy menage friendly grandma
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I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Seedy corn cake
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university
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180
Exciting jet-lagged windowlicker hell
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180. I love forklift cases
glittery black woman
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racy house-broken sanctuary
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
bistre flickering range
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bistre flickering range
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
lime sound barrier
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Seedy corn cake
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
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aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university
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Seedy corn cake
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aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university
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Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Balding Public Bath
  05/01/26
Shalom.
aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university
  05/01/26
congrats!
disgusting aphrodisiac clown
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Exciting jet-lagged windowlicker hell
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180
aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university
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Looking forward to this, ty
Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop
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aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Balding Public Bath
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university
  05/01/26
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Soul-stirring parlour
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Chocolate half-breed set

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Chocolate half-breed set

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Nudist Internet-worthy Twinkling Uncleanness Circlehead

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: disgusting aphrodisiac clown

you forgot the WOC paralegal

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlour

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Nudist Internet-worthy Twinkling Uncleanness Circlehead

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlour

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: glittery black woman

hell yeah

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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: greedy hyperactive keepsake machete lay

What happened to the pallets?

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Seedy corn cake

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Seedy corn cake

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Sexy menage friendly grandma

Post your closing argument text

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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Seedy corn cake

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Sexy menage friendly grandma

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Seedy corn cake

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Exciting jet-lagged windowlicker hell

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: glittery black woman

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: racy house-broken sanctuary



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: bistre flickering range

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: bistre flickering range



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: lime sound barrier

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Seedy corn cake

Do you ever think you'll go private?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Seedy corn cake



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Balding Public Bath

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university

Shalom.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: disgusting aphrodisiac clown

congrats!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Exciting jet-lagged windowlicker hell

Ginger tea with honey!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Floppy Casino Gaming Laptop

Looking forward to this, ty

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Balding Public Bath

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: aromatic mildly autistic quadroon university

Okay, I lol’d

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring parlour



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