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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: Bright Glittery Useless Brakes Nursing Home
She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's in my city. Attached this pic:
http://imgur.com/bRSblIv
I don't know anything else about her yet and I requested a face pic. Any Bros want to guess her age based on the pussy pic?
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM Author: thriller pink party of the first part
I could see doing that for the edge factor.
but
damn man - that pussy and asshold look seriously damaged
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: aphrodisiac business firm
*spits out chewed up roast beef sandwich, struggles not to regurgitate meal*
THANKS
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Bright Glittery Useless Brakes Nursing Home
Woman in OP has not replied back yet.
Here's Another girl who replied to me yesterday (posted a different ad where I came off as an alpha bro wanting to destroy her pussy):
http://imgur.com/FrTPAQt
http://imgur.com/QheWczj
I could meet her tonight but it's about a 40 minute drive and she's nothing special
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM Author: Bright Glittery Useless Brakes Nursing Home
I got one other reply yesterday. Much wordier than usual responses:
"I have been fascinated by your handsome body and nice package. I wonder if you find older bbw's worthy of your passionate attention? I'm only available during daytimes and wanted to email to not waste your time. I'm seeking such a man to enter my tightness as I've not been with a man in many years. I need someone patient and knowledgeable in stretching... could you be such a man?
D"
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:36 AM Author: Bright Glittery Useless Brakes Nursing Home
Her 2nd email to me after I requested a pic:
"I want a man who takes command and knows exactly how to please a woman best. Your body is that of a real man's not someone who is ashamed of his glory. Your strength is obvious and attractive. Virility is potent and obvious and very sexy..
I live in (redacted). I have attached a picture; as you might imagine, women of my era do not have naughty views available. I have a wicked imagination and an openness to let go when I'm in the right hands. I want a man who will take his time in enjoying multiple joys. A man who knows that a woman well satisfied will want him deep and hard within. I want a man with honor to trust with my most precious gift. I want to open my love flower to a lover of women who will bring hot sweaty joy.
Please send me more visual temptation. I love to look at your body and that rock hard cock of yours. I want to know that you are the man who can take care of my very hungry and desirous pussy.
Send me more... I beg of you nicely!
I hope my words have your cock tingling. My clit it trembling at the thought of the pleasure you would bring me."
She attached this pic of her (not flame): http://imgur.com/PYppj10
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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: Blue sexy genital piercing
was trembling in anticipation by the time i got to the pic (the morbid curiosity kind obviously, not like her trembling)
absolutely did not disappoint
jfc how do you have this much testosterone man
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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: Bright Glittery Useless Brakes Nursing Home
Here is another reply she sent this morning:
I live in such a small town, forgive my shyness yet to show you my most precious jewels... I need your eyes = not a cold screen. Let me give you a better picture right now. We draw close to find pleasure and a quick shot isn't what I want... hope you don't either!
I need your fingers and lips opening flowers and inspiring "towers" of showers... I want to know you will be patient before you open my package. I like building anticipation and erotic feelings. Foreplay me to insanity and I'll beg for relief.
Like visualizing you meeting me at the door freshly showered with only a towel on. As I pass the door, your towel slips and I see the rock hard cock standing up for me. I want your fingers on buttons, undoing zippers and slipping my clothes off. You guide me towards the bed with sucking and tingling touch. You eat my entire body like a feast for a king. I want to see your black head of hair framed by my soft white thighs. I want to buck and scream on your tongue. Then to stretch my tiny tight pussy with your slow gentle fingers. For this is the key to opening the magic gates of pure burning hot pleasure. I want to feel you rise and plunge your hot dick dagger into my wet sweet pussy. I want to grab you deep within. I want to feel your manhood and strength and gentleness and relentless mind fucking until we both scream - you hot precious cum filling my delicious pink slit. And then withdrawing, your keep rubbing covering my burning little wet clit with more of you.
Is that a picture you can frame? How is your daytime opening on Friday or next week? I have to be back down south and on earth in the afternoon. What can you do to get this done? Will you give assurance that you will respect my wishes? Dominant doesn't mean you have all the power and I know I have the ultimate control...
Are you the man up for the task
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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:54 PM Author: lake diverse hunting ground base
I wonder what kind of response rate one might get if a guy offered to do something that a lot of guys wouldn't do.
Like if a guy offered to get pegged or something.
Any idea?
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 PM Author: lake diverse hunting ground base
My hypothesis is that offering to do fetish-type stuff like that might somehow translate into better odds of pulling chicks from the more attractive end of the spectrum. Girls that find it easy to get laid but have trouble finding dudes to work out whatever kink they have.
And if a girl pegs you, you know she's gonna be up for (and even expect) anal in return.
One of these days I intend to test my hypothesis.
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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:09 AM Author: Stirring hospital crotch
Haven't you seen Don Jon? You will find true love through an older woman. Lest ye forget the wise words of Ben Franklin:
"[I]n all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!"
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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:35 AM Author: Bright Glittery Useless Brakes Nursing Home
This 26 year old mixed chick replied:
http://imgur.com/nZLgWJ0
http://imgur.com/na0Z2jC
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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Bright Glittery Useless Brakes Nursing Home
Post multiple ads with different themes. Here are my standards
1. Guy who loves eating pussy and Is really great at it
2. Alpha looking to pound a girls pussy and dominate her
3. Young stud for married couple, looking to fuck your wife
4. Young stud for single older woman
5. Guy who LOVES chubby girls/BBW
Start with 2-3 of these and you'll get different responses from different women . Don't expect more than 1-2 replies per ad posted. Sometime you'll get nothing. It takes patience.
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