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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
jet personal credit line
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
jet personal credit line
  05/01/26
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Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
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floppy primrose theater stage indirect expression
  04/29/26
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carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  04/29/26
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Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Greedy Arousing Corn Cake
  04/29/26
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lemon underhanded striped hyena
  04/29/26
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Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
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Sepia Talented Old Irish Cottage Liquid Oxygen
  04/30/26
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rambunctious flesh depressive
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
rambunctious flesh depressive
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
lemon underhanded striped hyena
  05/02/26
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Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Greedy Arousing Corn Cake
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  04/29/26
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Glittery cocky trailer park
  04/29/26
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racy ruddy stead
  04/29/26
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comical queen of the night sneaky criminal
  04/29/26
180!
lemon underhanded striped hyena
  04/29/26
hell yeah
floppy primrose theater stage indirect expression
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
offensive plaza
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
gaped location party of the first part
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
gaped location party of the first part
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Olive ticket booth
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
gaped location party of the first part
  05/01/26
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Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Olive ticket booth
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
gaped location party of the first part
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
180
racy ruddy stead
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
floppy primrose theater stage indirect expression
  05/01/26
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curious shrine
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Fear-inspiring locus
  04/30/26
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Fear-inspiring locus
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Sable chapel national security agency
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
gaped location party of the first part
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
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Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
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gaped location party of the first part
  05/01/26
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Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Carnelian azn elastic band
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
congrats!
rambunctious flesh depressive
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
racy ruddy stead
  05/01/26
180
Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
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Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Carnelian azn elastic band
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Glittery cocky trailer park
  05/01/26
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lemon underhanded striped hyena
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: jet personal credit line

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: jet personal credit line

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: floppy primrose theater stage indirect expression



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Greedy Arousing Corn Cake

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: lemon underhanded striped hyena



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Sepia Talented Old Irish Cottage Liquid Oxygen



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: rambunctious flesh depressive



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: rambunctious flesh depressive

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: lemon underhanded striped hyena

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Greedy Arousing Corn Cake

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: racy ruddy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: comical queen of the night sneaky criminal



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: lemon underhanded striped hyena

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: floppy primrose theater stage indirect expression

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: offensive plaza

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: gaped location party of the first part

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: gaped location party of the first part

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Olive ticket booth

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: gaped location party of the first part

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Olive ticket booth

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: gaped location party of the first part

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: racy ruddy stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: floppy primrose theater stage indirect expression

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: curious shrine



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring locus

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring locus



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Sable chapel national security agency

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: gaped location party of the first part

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: gaped location party of the first part



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Carnelian azn elastic band

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: rambunctious flesh depressive

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: racy ruddy stead

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: carmine lascivious resort organic girlfriend

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Carnelian azn elastic band

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Glittery cocky trailer park

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: lemon underhanded striped hyena



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