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Everyone on the internet has story about hot chick throwing herself at him in HS

but he was just too goofy or naive to understand it at the t...
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  08/05/26
I believe some of them at least because this really did happ...
in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend
  08/05/26
yes I can picture you at sixteen, "dude she was totally...
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  08/05/26
I mean....yeah....like I said, not something I am proud of o...
in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend
  08/05/26
Every instance is a regret
gibberish (?)
  08/05/26
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redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  08/05/26
Throwing themselves is a strong way of putting it. Opening t...
Computer Liebe
  08/05/26
ok last sentence makes this credible. but otherwise
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  08/05/26
I broke up with my girlfriend and this other girl came over ...
gibberish (?)
  08/05/26
One time I saw a girl crying in the library. I went over to ...
Computer Liebe
  08/05/26
At least you fucked her. I didn't even see these girls naked...
gibberish (?)
  08/05/26
Probably instinct. Millions of years of evolution. How co...
Computer Liebe
  08/05/26
Kids now seem really lame.
gibberish (?)
  08/05/26
Can you blame them? They're all on camera every day and ever...
Computer Liebe
  08/05/26
> How does a 14 year old girl know that shit? Cosmo, ...
bloomington
  08/05/26
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Situational Awareness Bear
  08/05/26
Excellent Curation of the budding young "autistic"...
in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend
  08/05/26
it happened all the time 20 years ago you fag and nobody wan...
Covid was a Hoax
  08/05/26
20 years ago you were 30 my man
And what ur doing right now? It's illegal.
  08/05/26
16 actually my man
Covid was a Hoax
  08/05/26
i'm 6'3" and got my height on the early side, so i do r...
screen memories
  08/05/26
it happens all the time man. some people are just more autis...
Ricky's computer agent's third eye
  08/05/26
Nobody came onto me except a 30-ish teacher with a great bod...
And what ur doing right now? It's illegal.
  08/05/26
...
in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend
  08/05/26
IDK what to tell you but it happened. For a long time I h...
bloomington
  08/05/26
I knew this slutty chick who actually brought me presents an...
....,....,.......,.........,....,.,....
  08/05/26
your description of these guys is too narrow. failing to ...
Metal Up Your Ass
  08/05/26
yeah it happened to me. im retarded.
peeface
  08/05/26
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in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend
  08/05/26
Here’s what happened to everyone. You’re 40 so w...
Johnsmeyer
  08/05/26
nah, i can clearly distinguish from when i rebuffed mid girl...
peeface
  08/05/26
people also used to just live life and werent obsessed with ...
Covid was a Hoax
  08/05/26
...
gibberish (?)
  08/05/26
...
Johnsmeyer
  08/05/26
...
Ricky's computer agent's third eye
  08/05/26
Doodikoff told some hilarious HS or early college stories
.,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,
  08/05/26
ljl i can think of 4 or 5 that i just totally blew. i was te...
UhOh
  08/05/26
lol I have dozens of these. I think I partly realized they w...
artificial intelligence
  08/05/26
Not all of them but some of them I'm legitimately glad I did...
Computer Liebe
  08/05/26
I don’t really regret any of it. It’s just slime...
artificial intelligence
  08/05/26
*throwing herself at him on Autoadmit 🐶
(Cyber)Bellevue therapy dog (Tp.)
  08/05/26


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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad

but he was just too goofy or naive to understand it at the time.

I do not believe any of them. I remember what we were like in high school. guys would hump a fire hydrant if they thought it had a hole. There is *zero* chance that some halfway attractive girl was offering you anything remotely sexual in HS and you were somehow too oblivious to notice it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047090)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend

I believe some of them at least because this really did happen to me

The difference is I don't go around bragging about it because it is profoundly embarrassing that I didn't act on those opportunities. Not some kind of "flex"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047099)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad

yes I can picture you at sixteen, "dude she was totally coming on to you," turning beet red, "women are NOT like that! how dare you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047102)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend

I mean....yeah....like I said, not something I am proud of or would ever choose to go around advertising to others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047107)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Every instance is a regret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047103)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047110)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Computer Liebe (Prestige Feuds)

Throwing themselves is a strong way of putting it. Opening the door and you not getting a clue about how to pursue it, sure.

First day of 9th grade I sat down in science class and an Italian chick with long curly dark hair and blue-green eyes chose to sit next to me and was staring at me and being flirtatious. I didn't know how to handle it and freaked out.

It's not like oh pussy was on the table and all I had to do was slip it in. Far from it. But I had no idea how to 'pick up' on signals and pass it back to them.

For context I am incredibly Tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047105)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad

ok last sentence makes this credible. but otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047112)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I broke up with my girlfriend and this other girl came over to help me through it. She sat down on my bed and randomly told me she'd thought about being a porn star and told me she wished she had a neighbor boy she could fuck everyday. I thought this girl might want to hook up. Next she told me she thought I'd be getting back together with my girlfriend soon and we should have sex. I did nothing. She never talked to me again. I did end up back with my girlfriend the next week.

I have lots of these.

Another girl that was a senior when I was a freshman and she had a study hall with my friend and she started calling me 'the one' ...I didn't really understand what this meant. She invited me on a date and I declined. Last day of class she offered to drive me home but we stopped at the waterfront park by my house. We ended up on a bench and she randomly put her head in my lap. She looked up and said we could go to her house instead of mine. I told her I had to get home and couldn't be late. I went to a movie with her about a week later and I made zero moves on her. She stopped talking to me. In retrospect this one was really bad.

I had another girl that was a couple years younger and she would drop off presents for me like baked goods. I remember answering the door and she had a black dress on like an adult. I actually asked it was her mom's. She gave me fudge which I've never liked. I took the fudge and said thanks and have a nice night. She stalked me for a minute. She and a friend broke into my house and stole all of my baby/kid pictures. I didn't know this until her friend said she had pictures of me all over her wall. I thought she was pretty hot, skinny and nice boobs but she was two classes below me and that was too many to consider hooking up. Similar issue with the girls above, they were from the wrong clique at school and I was basically only allowed to date in that pool. Fucking retarded.

I have lots of these. I partially blame my Catholic upbringing. Lots of guilt associated with a random hookups. After I got married I think every single one of my wife's good friends has made a pass at me, some more overt than others. A few have asked about a threesome (mind you 20 years ago) and my wife is not like that at all. She's kissed some of her friends in front of me, but any next step is strictly off the table. But I can see now how that would confuse her fiends. My wife is insanely jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047155)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Computer Liebe (Prestige Feuds)

One time I saw a girl crying in the library. I went over to console her. That summer she messaged me on AIM saying she wanted to smash. I drove to her house a fucked her in the day time. She was on her period and it was kinda nasty and not very fun. Later I went off to college and I used to call her for phone sex now and again. I would just jerk off while she said some dirty shit. One day she just blocked me on everything and I never heard from her again. No big loss. She's oddly ungooglable and I've never found her info.

You win some you lose some. But this chick wasn't that attractive it was no big loss. I hardly knew her. The only thing I remember about her is that her favorite song was Tarantula by Pendulum and that she cheated on an Indian guy with me. After we had sex she said, "See, now you know what my boyfriend has to put up with." I thought it was an odd comment but did not investigate further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047195)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

At least you fucked her. I didn't even see these girls naked.

My first girlfriend as a freshman went to another school. The very first night I called her she went into some explicit sex talk right off. She said it was too hot in her room and she was using an ice a cube to cool off. She asked if that was normal. I said sure. Next she said what if it's on my pussy. Wow. She also used phrases like pearl necklace which I didn't even know. I just pretended given I knew it must be a sex thing. This was like 1995 and I hadn't even seen Internet porn. I met her at the beach but she lived almost an hour from me. I went to her house once to have sex but I bitched out. I actually thought even with a condom she might get pregnant. Fucking moron. I ate her pussy and she offered to pose for me bent over naked and shit. She was by far biggest freak I've ever met. How does a 14 year old girl know that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047239)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Computer Liebe (Prestige Feuds)

Probably instinct. Millions of years of evolution.

How come you didn't just become a raver in Northern England? It seemed like such a good time for white trash. You could have gone to raves and done molly and ketamine and fucked chicks in council estates. You really could have had a lot of easy lays just by going with the scene. The whole culture back then was totally degenerate. Imagine being that crazy guy in The Prodigy. He was doing drugs and fuckin nonstop. That could have been you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047299)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Kids now seem really lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047337)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: Computer Liebe (Prestige Feuds)

Can you blame them? They're all on camera every day and everything they say or do will be used against them. You'd be lame too if you were in a social panopticon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047338)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

> How does a 14 year old girl know that shit?

Cosmo, VC Andrews books

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047647)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047598)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend

Excellent Curation of the budding young "autistic" male experience here. Upvoted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047583)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

it happened all the time 20 years ago you fag and nobody wanted to hump a fire hydrant lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047115)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: And what ur doing right now? It's illegal.

20 years ago you were 30 my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047129)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

16 actually my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047140)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: screen memories

i'm 6'3" and got my height on the early side, so i do recall girls expressing interest in further interactions with me, but i just freaked out because i'm a weirdo. was sex possible? maybe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047123)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Ricky's computer agent's third eye (🧐)

it happens all the time man. some people are just more autistic and naive when they're younger. ljl at reading too much into this

are there people who just make this shit up in their heads or retroactively exaggerate memories? sure, of course. but it doesn't mean that everyone is or that it isn't a real thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047125)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: And what ur doing right now? It's illegal.

Nobody came onto me except a 30-ish teacher with a great body, terrible face, and biannual miscarriages. But I was a big Calvinist and said no! Also autistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047137)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047139)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

IDK what to tell you but it happened.

For a long time I had such low self esteem that couldn't believe that she liked me.

At some point she decided she was going to go off to Europe for her freshman year of college. After that I didn't see any point in starting anything with her because there's no way a long-distance relationship with her would survive, she was just too flighty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047200)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: ....,....,.......,.........,....,.,....


I knew this slutty chick who actually brought me presents and kept saying we should "hang out" but I was always busy. That pussy could have been mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047303)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

your description of these guys is too narrow.

failing to capitalize on these opportunities happens for different reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047317)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: peeface

yeah it happened to me. im retarded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047351)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: in an open relationship with my AI girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047369)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Johnsmeyer

Here’s what happened to everyone. You’re 40 so when you see an 18 year old walk around you immediately think she’s hot. However these were the average chicks in HS. Back then you either didn’t see her as hot or you thought too highly of yourself and thought you could do better so you didn’t pursue at the time. Now you’re 40 and thinking about Maria in her short cheerleader shorts and busty cami you are like why didn’t I fuck her? She IM’d me that she liked me and I signed off like an autist bc I was waiting for Katie the super hot chick to break up with her Chad two year older boyfriend and be with me which never happened.

So people probably aren’t saying hot girls threw them at them. Average/slightly above average did and those chicks to a 40 year old man are hot now but to a dude her age she might not be cream of the crop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047394)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: peeface

nah, i can clearly distinguish from when i rebuffed mid girls. being pursued by a girl you don't want is a horrific feeling. dodged them then, and i would do it again today.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047406)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

people also used to just live life and werent obsessed with porn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047449)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047463)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Johnsmeyer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047518)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Ricky's computer agent's third eye (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047549)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,


Doodikoff told some hilarious HS or early college stories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047397)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: UhOh

ljl i can think of 4 or 5 that i just totally blew. i was terrified i'd knock them up and get stuck in proleville forever. which, tbf, i might have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047407)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

lol I have dozens of these. I think I partly realized they were throwing themselves at me and my subconscious guided me away from smashing since girls are not worth the trouble. The number of girls I’ve slept in the same bed with without banging them is high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047694)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Computer Liebe (Prestige Feuds)

Not all of them but some of them I'm legitimately glad I didn't sleep with. In fact the ones I expressly didn't sleep with I have never regretted. It's the ones where I didn't realize I had a chance that's a bit haunting. Most of the ones you knew you had a shot and didn't weren't worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047700)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t really regret any of it. It’s just slime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047705)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: (Cyber)Bellevue therapy dog (Tp.)

*throwing herself at him on Autoadmit 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889794&forum_id=2),#50047734)