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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
odious painfully honest church building
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
excitant obsidian abode
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
odious painfully honest church building
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
excitant obsidian abode
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
odious painfully honest church building
  10/03/12
dat racis
Razzle-dazzle crackhouse
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Chest-beating wonderful dysfunction principal's office
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Pontificating background story trust fund
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Irradiated Gaming Laptop University
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
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180
Vigorous telephone masturbator
  10/22/12
jesus....
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IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
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lmao i'm so glad this was me
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still glad
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Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/03/12
prescient
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Territorial lodge
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no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
dun cracking bawdyhouse
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
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most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
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Dude has important emails to send out!
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haha ty
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replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
dun cracking bawdyhouse
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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Stirring resort
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Red kitchen rigor
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Dull Parlor
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/11/12
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Red kitchen rigor
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
offensive market
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/22/12
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  11/10/12
this was underrated
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  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
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  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
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lol
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bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
excitant obsidian abode
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
excitant obsidian abode
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
excitant obsidian abode
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
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  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
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  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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bateful slate gas station patrolman
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brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
excitant obsidian abode
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
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  11/04/12
RIP brother
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Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
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UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
offensive market
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Awkward office selfie
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I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
offensive market
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Awkward office selfie
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
offensive market
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Awkward office selfie
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Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
offensive market
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Awkward office selfie
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
offensive market
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Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
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Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
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brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Awkward office selfie
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Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Awkward office selfie
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Awkward office selfie
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
offensive market
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Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
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I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
offensive market
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CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
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  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
odious painfully honest church building
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
offensive market
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Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
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Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
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brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
dashing unhinged affirmative action
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This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
dun cracking bawdyhouse
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
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ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Lies
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WTF!!!
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you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
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  12/09/12
180.
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lol
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predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
excitant obsidian abode
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
bateful slate gas station patrolman
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Update?
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Stimulating station
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Second page!?
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I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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bateful slate gas station patrolman
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Ivory Church
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
cheese-eating ungodly gay wizard heaven
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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Unholy Disgusting Brunch
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anyone heard anything about this?
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I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
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hippo is still there
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: odious painfully honest church building

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: excitant obsidian abode

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: odious painfully honest church building

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: excitant obsidian abode

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: odious painfully honest church building

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Chest-beating wonderful dysfunction principal's office

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Pontificating background story trust fund

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Gaming Laptop University

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Purple fragrant point scourge upon the earth

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Vigorous telephone masturbator

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Transparent Place Of Business

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: passionate slippery whorehouse

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: passionate slippery whorehouse

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: passionate slippery whorehouse

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Sienna pistol knife



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: excitant obsidian abode

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: excitant obsidian abode



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Territorial lodge



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly mischievous cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: contagious ceo roommate

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: dun cracking bawdyhouse

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: primrose national

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Dark bull headed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: out-of-control plum corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Silver Dilemma Deer Antler

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant preventive strike

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Copper Heady Hall New Version

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Flesh Stag Film

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: autistic gaped twinkling uncleanness theater

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: dun cracking bawdyhouse

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: up-to-no-good boiling water

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Stirring resort

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Red kitchen rigor

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Dull Parlor

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Red kitchen rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: offensive market

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Magenta Multi-colored Forum Sound Barrier

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Judgmental thriller locale national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Comical Bat Shit Crazy Depressive Circlehead

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: useless set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Poppy Titillating Site Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: mauve tattoo gaping

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Lascivious fluffy pit

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Sienna pistol knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Awkward office selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: excitant obsidian abode

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: excitant obsidian abode

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: excitant obsidian abode

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Hissy Fit

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Avocado psychic puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Stirring resort

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Big dingle berry round eye

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Judgmental thriller locale national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: offensive market

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: slimy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: mustard menage sneaky criminal

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: milky home black woman

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: excitant obsidian abode

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: excitant obsidian abode

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Vigorous telephone masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: offensive market

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Awkward office selfie

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: offensive market

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Awkward office selfie

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: offensive market

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Awkward office selfie

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: offensive market

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Awkward office selfie

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: offensive market

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Awkward office selfie

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Awkward office selfie

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Awkward office selfie

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: offensive market

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: offensive market

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Awkward office selfie

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: erotic stage sweet tailpipe

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: odious painfully honest church building

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: mauve tattoo gaping

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: offensive market

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: talking theatre community account

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Medicated diverse brethren juggernaut

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Awkward office selfie

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: excitant obsidian abode

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Peach twisted foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Spruce fantasy-prone pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: dashing unhinged affirmative action

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: dun cracking bawdyhouse

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: burgundy piazza generalized bond

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: indigo hairless associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: walnut beta pocket flask

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Pontificating background story trust fund

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Azure faggot firefighter

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Awkward office selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Brilliant exciting cruise ship

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Awkward office selfie

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Nighttime electric range keepsake machete

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Harsh vibrant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Judgmental thriller locale national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Copper Heady Hall New Version

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Filthy vivacious hunting ground persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: drunken hell wrinkle

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: twinkling metal base

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Submissive crusty love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: excitant obsidian abode

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Stimulating station

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Yellow misunderstood school codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Magenta Multi-colored Forum Sound Barrier

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Stimulating station

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Spruce fantasy-prone pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Lake box office yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: slimy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Unholy Disgusting Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: misanthropic provocative sanctuary

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Infuriating brass theater stage

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: bateful slate gas station patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Apoplectic electric furnace location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Ivory Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: cheese-eating ungodly gay wizard heaven

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Curious grizzly den

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Poppy Titillating Site Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Unholy Disgusting Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Appetizing plaza stock car

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Garnet jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Comical Bat Shit Crazy Depressive Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Vigorous telephone masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Coiffed native prole

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Nighttime electric range keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: misanthropic provocative sanctuary

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Avocado psychic puppy

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Avocado psychic puppy

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: walnut beta pocket flask

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Federal 180 house french chef

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Brilliant exciting cruise ship

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Federal 180 house french chef

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Appetizing plaza stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: crystalline dopamine area

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Nofapping Rose Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Territorial lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Dark bull headed striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Underhanded balding filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: low-t rehab lettuce

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Poppy Titillating Site Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: chestnut boyish mad cow disease rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Judgmental thriller locale national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Blue Seedy Hominid Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Razzle Deranged Headpube Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Nofapping Rose Genital Piercing

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Aquamarine People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Pontificating background story trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: shivering supple spot pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic electric furnace location

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Canary senate

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Stimulating station

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: shivering supple spot pisswyrm

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Stimulating station

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling travel guidebook

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring temple organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Charismatic rusted roast beef

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Arousing flatulent casino private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Trip stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Stimulating station

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Smoky tanning salon goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz sex offender

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Ivory Church

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: dun cracking bawdyhouse

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Ivory Church

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: dun cracking bawdyhouse

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: shivering supple spot pisswyrm

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Outnumbered bespoke space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Rambunctious Frisky Volcanic Crater Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Emerald famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Sooty sexy marketing idea gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Stimulating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Smoky tanning salon goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Stimulating station

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#50112233)