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Blows my mind how common it is to find people taking major shits in dive bars

I've had some crazy precarious shitting situations but I can...
michael doodikoff
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gaetan dugas
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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Shitting in the sink at a dive bar is a power move.
Anal Pope
  06/04/26
I read this as 'shifts' like you walk in and the Pope is mix...
tokens in abundance
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What
michael doodikoff
  06/04/26
there was this place in south georgia where the men’s ...
scholarship
  06/04/26
Is this in Grytviken? Doesn’t sound familiar at all
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scholarship
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I used to go to a strip club that was a regular terlet (no s...
Big Clique Energy
  06/05/26
My friend runs a dive bar: https://imgur.com/a/eMrsr8T &q...
OldHLSDude
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free toilet paper is free toilet paper
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sometimes you just have to go nan
richard clock
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Chronic abusers of alcohol have IBS and have to shit all the...
luke the drifter
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I’m usually careful to only go to bars close to home o...
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
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Misread op as “talking major shit”
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

I've had some crazy precarious shitting situations but I can honestly say it's been many years (a decade +?) since I've had to take a dump in some dirty dive bar. However every time I'm at one of these places (like now), there is inevitably someone blowing chunks on the toilet when I go to the hilariously disgusting bathroom. What gives here?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: gaetan dugas



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: the last heterosexual man

great thread

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: potluck



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: great thread



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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



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Date: June 5th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: a lawyer who posts on the internet



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Date: June 5th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: COCKazn (✅🍑)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Anal Pope

Shitting in the sink at a dive bar is a power move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2),#49916204)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: tokens in abundance

I read this as 'shifts' like you walk in and the Pope is mixing drinks on a Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2),#49916205)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

What

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: scholarship

there was this place in south georgia where the men’s room just had 2 old residential bathtubs for piss troughs and you couldn’t really shit in it. there was a single separate shitter but the staff always kept it locked.

occasionally there’d be shit in one of the tubs like someone just absolutely had no other option . one time i saw a dude fall in one of the tubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2),#49916249)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Is this in Grytviken? Doesn’t sound familiar at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2),#49916280)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: scholarship



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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Big Clique Energy

I used to go to a strip club that was a regular terlet (no stall) and a urinal in one room. One time I went in to pee and there was a Central American looking dude in a porkpie hat pants down shitting his brains out. I was not brave enough to pee in the urinal next to him, I just walked out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2),#49916607)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

My friend runs a dive bar: https://imgur.com/a/eMrsr8T

"Ladies'" toilet: https://imgur.com/a/FwZElRo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2),#49916281)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

1800000

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: scholarship



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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,




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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


free toilet paper is free toilet paper

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: richard clock

sometimes you just have to go nan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2),#49916352)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Chronic abusers of alcohol have IBS and have to shit all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2),#49916355)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Big Clique Energy

I’m usually careful to only go to bars close to home or office (when I worked) so I could run to a decent toilet should the need arise. Despite my best efforts though I’ve still had to occasionally shit in dive bars.

I honestly wonder how Tommy T does it, gallivanting all over the 3rd world. Though he seems to only drink in his hotel/airbnb which is smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2),#49916604)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: jiggaba mooga mooga

Misread op as “talking major shit”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2),#49916356)