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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 04/29/26 |
| mind-boggling flesh church old irish cottage | 04/29/26 |
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 04/29/26 |
| mind-boggling flesh church old irish cottage | 05/01/26 |
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| House-broken alcoholic chad | 04/29/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/01/26 |
| Aphrodisiac associate | 04/29/26 |
| misunderstood coffee pot | 04/29/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/01/26 |
| Cocky Rough-skinned University | 04/30/26 |
| Soul-stirring Slap-happy Theatre Cuckold | 05/01/26 |
| Soul-stirring Slap-happy Theatre Cuckold | 05/01/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/01/26 |
| misunderstood coffee pot | 05/02/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/02/26 |
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 04/29/26 |
| Aphrodisiac associate | 04/29/26 |
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 04/29/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 04/29/26 |
| hairraiser market pistol | 04/29/26 |
| transparent regret | 04/29/26 |
| misunderstood coffee pot | 04/29/26 |
| navy judgmental useless brakes | 04/29/26 |
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 04/30/26 |
| Trip Splenetic Cruise Ship | 04/30/26 |
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 04/30/26 |
| swashbuckling elite son of senegal range | 05/01/26 |
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 05/01/26 |
| swashbuckling elite son of senegal range | 05/01/26 |
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 05/01/26 |
| plum confused liquid oxygen | 05/01/26 |
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 05/01/26 |
| swashbuckling elite son of senegal range | 05/01/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/01/26 |
| plum confused liquid oxygen | 05/02/26 |
| swashbuckling elite son of senegal range | 05/01/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/01/26 |
| hairraiser market pistol | 05/01/26 |
| navy judgmental useless brakes | 05/01/26 |
| Flickering Rebellious Factory Reset Button | 04/30/26 |
| infuriating circlehead | 04/30/26 |
| infuriating circlehead | 05/01/26 |
| Razzle-dazzle Cruel-hearted Fat Ankles Round Eye | 05/01/26 |
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 05/01/26 |
| swashbuckling elite son of senegal range | 05/01/26 |
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 05/01/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/01/26 |
| swashbuckling elite son of senegal range | 05/01/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/01/26 |
| laughsome high-end ape | 05/01/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/01/26 |
| Soul-stirring Slap-happy Theatre Cuckold | 05/01/26 |
| hairraiser market pistol | 05/01/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/01/26 |
| House-broken alcoholic chad | 05/01/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/01/26 |
| laughsome high-end ape | 05/01/26 |
| Razzle burgundy faggotry | 05/01/26 |
| misunderstood coffee pot | 05/02/26 |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: mind-boggling flesh church old irish cottage 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: mind-boggling flesh church old irish cottage Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: navy judgmental useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Aphrodisiac associate the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: misunderstood coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Cocky Rough-skinned University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Soul-stirring Slap-happy Theatre Cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Soul-stirring Slap-happy Theatre Cuckold you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: misunderstood coffee pot https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Aphrodisiac associate Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: hairraiser market pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: transparent regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: misunderstood coffee pot 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: navy judgmental useless brakes hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Trip Splenetic Cruise Ship What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: swashbuckling elite son of senegal range What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: swashbuckling elite son of senegal range How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: plum confused liquid oxygen Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: swashbuckling elite son of senegal range I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: plum confused liquid oxygen How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: swashbuckling elite son of senegal range I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: hairraiser market pistol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: navy judgmental useless brakes 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Flickering Rebellious Factory Reset Button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: infuriating circlehead How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: infuriating circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Cruel-hearted Fat Ankles Round Eye just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: swashbuckling elite son of senegal range Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: swashbuckling elite son of senegal range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: laughsome high-end ape Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Soul-stirring Slap-happy Theatre Cuckold congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: hairraiser market pistol Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: House-broken alcoholic chad Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: laughsome high-end ape Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Razzle burgundy faggotry Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: misunderstood coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860163) |