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razzmatazz station
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
Exhilarant Jewess
  04/11/26
I saved one life
Splenetic Rigpig
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only #2 is remotely unique
Gay location pisswyrm
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Where to start
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hilarious flushed kitchen multi-billionaire
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
motley legal warrant
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judgmental beady-eyed digit ratio
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that's kinda cool
Bateful base
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Explain?
Big Lilac Cuckoldry
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judgmental beady-eyed digit ratio
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
Exhilarant Jewess
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Ricky
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
Naked Arousing Roast Beef
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Swashbuckling maroon kitty
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Bateful base
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Swashbuckling maroon kitty
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Bateful base
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Swashbuckling maroon kitty
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
racy unholy ticket booth
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lol wow, holy shit
Bateful base
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
Big Lilac Cuckoldry
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Okay, I lol’d
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Red Idiot
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lmao
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hilarious flushed kitchen multi-billionaire
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180
Vivacious emerald school cafeteria
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Pumo scum
Swashbuckling maroon kitty
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
exciting tanning salon
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Thriller Dilemma
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
aphrodisiac domesticated business firm lettuce
  04/11/26
that is brave
Splenetic Rigpig
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
aphrodisiac domesticated business firm lettuce
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Splenetic Rigpig
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Thriller Dilemma
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
Cerise menage main people
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Bateful base
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We've got time
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motley legal warrant
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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Insane place of business queen of the night
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
impertinent avocado office pocket flask
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wow
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lol
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duck-like university
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glittery frisky box office
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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Hairraiser den dog poop
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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Driven a Zamboni
cordovan misanthropic cruise ship doctorate
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180 wholesome unique experience
Big Lilac Cuckoldry
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tyty
cordovan misanthropic cruise ship doctorate
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
Brindle native pervert
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
cordovan misanthropic cruise ship doctorate
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razzle-dazzle maize laser beams stage
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Mind-boggling Bipolar Jew Heaven
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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Cerise menage main people
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wtf
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Hairraiser den dog poop
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Insane place of business queen of the night
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Know-it-all Abusive Community Account Giraffe
  04/12/26
Winner
Vivacious emerald school cafeteria
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comical haunting garrison son of senegal
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I smoked crack with him.
Shaky Dark Institution Depressive
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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Big Lilac Cuckoldry
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
aromatic french chef shrine
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Narcissist
Cerise menage main people
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Coon
aromatic french chef shrine
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
cyan affirmative action
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
aromatic french chef shrine
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
cyan affirmative action
  04/12/26
?
aromatic french chef shrine
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
cyan affirmative action
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It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
aromatic french chef shrine
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
cyan affirmative action
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
aromatic french chef shrine
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
cyan affirmative action
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
multi-colored love of her life
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Link to said novel?
cyan affirmative action
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Where did you go,bro?
aromatic french chef shrine
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
cyan affirmative action
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
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aromatic french chef shrine
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
bespoke temple liquid oxygen
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We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
Mind-boggling Bipolar Jew Heaven
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
flirting partner
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
bespoke temple liquid oxygen
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
Lavender stirring orchestra pit milk
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
marvelous canary clown
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
bespoke temple liquid oxygen
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
marvelous canary clown
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flirting partner
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
bespoke temple liquid oxygen
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
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you're 60?
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flirting partner
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
impertinent avocado office pocket flask
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
tantric tattoo
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Chocolate parlour trust fund
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
heady address juggernaut
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
tantric tattoo
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
heady address juggernaut
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Rose zippy puppy
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180
duck-like university
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
wonderful rigor forum
  04/12/26
180!
duck-like university
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
multi-colored love of her life
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Rose zippy puppy
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
flirting partner
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
sick idea he suggested
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
flirting partner
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
sick idea he suggested
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flirting partner
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
sick idea he suggested
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Big Lilac Cuckoldry
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
marvelous canary clown
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Misunderstood Legend Half-breed
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
heady address juggernaut
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
marvelous canary clown
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heady address juggernaut
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Mind-boggling Bipolar Jew Heaven
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Rough-skinned Laughsome Plaza Alpha
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Diverse stain resort
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Startled lemon dingle berry
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
deranged goal in life
  04/13/26
ouch
flirting partner
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
deranged goal in life
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
flirting partner
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
deranged goal in life
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
flirting partner
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
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100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
glittery frisky box office
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
deranged goal in life
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus
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not me
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deranged goal in life
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genuine lol
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
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duck-like university
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Magenta Cumskin Casino
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duck-like university
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
Stimulating Goyim
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😎
Magenta Cumskin Casino
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duck-like university
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
vibrant bbw nowag
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light hell
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Rose zippy puppy
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
startling snowy roommate sanctuary
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I don't know what that means, is that good?
Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
startling snowy roommate sanctuary
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
startling snowy roommate sanctuary
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Big Lilac Cuckoldry
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marvelous canary clown
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
fantasy-prone blue stock car national
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
hilarious flushed kitchen multi-billionaire
  04/15/26
excited?
flirting partner
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
fantasy-prone blue stock car national
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
flirting partner
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
fantasy-prone blue stock car national
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flirting partner
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Exhilarant Jewess
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Rose zippy puppy
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
fantasy-prone blue stock car national
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Rose zippy puppy
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Exhilarant Jewess
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
fantasy-prone blue stock car national
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Exhilarant Jewess
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Rose zippy puppy
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
hilarious flushed kitchen multi-billionaire
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flirting partner
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duck-like university
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Mind-boggling Bipolar Jew Heaven
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
talented principal's office
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Insane place of business queen of the night
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Electric alcoholic area sound barrier
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how'd you get away
flirting partner
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Drab flickering striped hyena theatre
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Angry Primrose Foreskin Corner
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duck-like university
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Cerise menage main people
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
vigorous mexican
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
vigorous mexican
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fkk it's too outable to say
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impertinent avocado office pocket flask
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant Jewess

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Splenetic Rigpig

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Gay location pisswyrm

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Vivacious emerald school cafeteria

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: motley legal warrant

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: judgmental beady-eyed digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Bateful base

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Big Lilac Cuckoldry

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: judgmental beady-eyed digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Drab flickering striped hyena theatre

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant Jewess

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: motley legal warrant

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: flirting partner

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: carnelian step-uncle's house genital piercing

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Insane place of business queen of the night

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Naked Arousing Roast Beef

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling maroon kitty

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Bateful base

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling maroon kitty

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Bateful base

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling maroon kitty

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: racy unholy ticket booth

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Bateful base

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Big Lilac Cuckoldry

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: motley legal warrant

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Startled lemon dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Red Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: cordovan misanthropic cruise ship doctorate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: aromatic french chef shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser den dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Rose zippy puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: maniacal massive trailer park macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: hilarious flushed kitchen multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Vivacious emerald school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling maroon kitty

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: exciting tanning salon

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Thriller Dilemma

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac domesticated business firm lettuce

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Splenetic Rigpig

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac domesticated business firm lettuce

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Splenetic Rigpig

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Thriller Dilemma

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Cerise menage main people

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Bateful base

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Red Idiot

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: flirting partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: impertinent avocado office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: motley legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Bateful base

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Insane place of business queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling maroon kitty

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser den dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: ungodly wine toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: impertinent avocado office pocket flask

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: flirting partner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Odious henna twinkling uncleanness water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: idiotic headpube lay

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: flirting partner

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: duck-like university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: glittery frisky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Bateful base

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Bateful base

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser den dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Black home ceo

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: cordovan misanthropic cruise ship doctorate

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Big Lilac Cuckoldry

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: cordovan misanthropic cruise ship doctorate

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Brindle native pervert

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: cordovan misanthropic cruise ship doctorate

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle maize laser beams stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bipolar Jew Heaven

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling maroon kitty

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: flirting partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: sadistic nibblets

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Cerise menage main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: titillating godawful brethren coffee pot

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Insane place of business queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Hairraiser den dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: 180 Background Story Pit

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: tantric tattoo

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: sick idea he suggested

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: tantric tattoo

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: provocative hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Insane place of business queen of the night

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Know-it-all Abusive Community Account Giraffe

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Vivacious emerald school cafeteria

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: comical haunting garrison son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Shaky Dark Institution Depressive

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: titillating godawful brethren coffee pot

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Big Lilac Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: aromatic french chef shrine

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Cerise menage main people

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: aromatic french chef shrine

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: cyan affirmative action

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: aromatic french chef shrine

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: cyan affirmative action

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: aromatic french chef shrine

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: cyan affirmative action

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: aromatic french chef shrine

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: cyan affirmative action

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: aromatic french chef shrine

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: cyan affirmative action

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: multi-colored love of her life

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: cyan affirmative action

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: aromatic french chef shrine

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: cyan affirmative action

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Jet razzle chad gas station

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: judgmental beady-eyed digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: bespoke temple liquid oxygen

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: aromatic french chef shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Rose zippy puppy

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: bespoke temple liquid oxygen

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Spruce wagecucks brunch

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: bespoke temple liquid oxygen

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bipolar Jew Heaven

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: flirting partner

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: bespoke temple liquid oxygen

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Lavender stirring orchestra pit milk

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: marvelous canary clown

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: bespoke temple liquid oxygen

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: marvelous canary clown

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: flirting partner

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: bespoke temple liquid oxygen

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Spruce wagecucks brunch

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: heady address juggernaut

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: flirting partner



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Chocolate parlour trust fund

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: impertinent avocado office pocket flask

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: tantric tattoo

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Chocolate parlour trust fund

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: heady address juggernaut

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: tantric tattoo

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: heady address juggernaut

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Rose zippy puppy

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: duck-like university

180

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: wonderful rigor forum

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: duck-like university

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: multi-colored love of her life

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Rose zippy puppy

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: flirting partner

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: sick idea he suggested

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: flirting partner

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: sick idea he suggested

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: flirting partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: big-titted bisexual point

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: sick idea he suggested

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Big Lilac Cuckoldry

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: marvelous canary clown

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse national security agency

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Misunderstood Legend Half-breed

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: heady address juggernaut

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: marvelous canary clown

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: big-titted bisexual point



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: heady address juggernaut



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bipolar Jew Heaven

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Laughsome Plaza Alpha

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Diverse stain resort

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Startled lemon dingle berry

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: deranged goal in life

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: flirting partner

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: deranged goal in life

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: flirting partner

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: deranged goal in life

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: flirting partner

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: glittery frisky box office

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: deranged goal in life

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: deranged goal in life

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: deranged goal in life



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: startling snowy roommate sanctuary

genuine lol

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Spruce wagecucks brunch

180

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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: sick idea he suggested

180

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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Aqua erotic property

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: provocative hall

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Magenta Cumskin Casino

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: duck-like university

180

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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Magenta Cumskin Casino



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: duck-like university



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Goyim

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Magenta Cumskin Casino

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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: duck-like university



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: vibrant bbw nowag

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: light hell



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Painfully honest dead factory reset button

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: blathering aggressive indian lodge weed whacker

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: onyx spectacular corn cake

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Rose zippy puppy

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: startling snowy roommate sanctuary

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: startling snowy roommate sanctuary

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: startling snowy roommate sanctuary

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Fragrant Crimson Boiling Water Locus

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Big Lilac Cuckoldry

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: marvelous canary clown



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: fantasy-prone blue stock car national

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: hilarious flushed kitchen multi-billionaire

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: flirting partner

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone blue stock car national

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: flirting partner

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: fantasy-prone blue stock car national

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: flirting partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Rose zippy puppy

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone blue stock car national

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Rose zippy puppy

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Jewess

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone blue stock car national

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant Jewess

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Rose zippy puppy

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: hilarious flushed kitchen multi-billionaire

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: flirting partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: duck-like university



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bipolar Jew Heaven

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: talented principal's office

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Insane place of business queen of the night



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Electric alcoholic area sound barrier

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: flirting partner

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Drab flickering striped hyena theatre

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Angry Primrose Foreskin Corner

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: duck-like university



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Flesh Contagious Keepsake Machete Hominid

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Cerise menage main people

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: vigorous mexican

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: vigorous mexican

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: vermilion quadroon spot

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: impertinent avocado office pocket flask



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ( ''.'') (ballrooms-r-us)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2),#49849598)