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Sir, you can’t discriminate against my unique dietary identity. (Evan39)
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Date: November 9th, 2024 12:05 PM Author: Dull piazza milk Washington’s Human Rights Commission strikes again, now protecting “philosophical dietary beliefs.”
You’d think this would be about religious fasting or ethical veganism.
Nope. Today, I had the pleasure of meeting Doug, self-proclaimed “vegan by existential necessity.”
Doug stormed into the meat aisle like a warrior poet, gagged dramatically at the sight of ribeyes, and demanded I “cease perpetuating the cycle of flesh consumption.”
When I politely explained that I stock what corporate sends, he yelled, “You’re contributing to systemic oppression, friend!” and marched straight to HR.
Tabitha, my ever-reliable "ally" in chaos, barely flinched when I explained the situation. Between bites of a Popeyes drumstick, she muttered: “Evan, you can’t invalidate his lived experience. Legally, he might be entitled to emotional damages.”
While I restocked the meat section, Doug circled like a hawk, loudly telling every customer about “the fascist butcher, Evan.” He even live-streamed himself protesting “the systemic trauma inflicted by Big Meat.”
Clocked out late, whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:08 AM Author: seedy base elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630906&forum_id=2),#48504005) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630906&forum_id=2),#50088147) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: aggressive insanely creepy pit Hmmm lots of interesting stories about this "Evan" character (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630906&forum_id=2),#48335118) |
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