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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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metal brunch codepig
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
unholy athletic conference
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
metal brunch codepig
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
unholy athletic conference
  05/01/26
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Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
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Bipolar contagious shrine gunner
  04/29/26
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metal brunch codepig
  04/29/26
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Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Adventurous flirting locale
  04/29/26
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Swashbuckling incel church building
  04/29/26
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Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
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painfully honest effete travel guidebook alpha
  04/30/26
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Grizzly harsh coldplay fan
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Grizzly harsh coldplay fan
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Swashbuckling incel church building
  05/02/26
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Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
metal brunch codepig
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Adventurous flirting locale
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
metal brunch codepig
  04/29/26
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Violent olive lodge quadroon
  04/29/26
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Razzmatazz Transparent Candlestick Maker Background Story
  04/29/26
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cream talented property marketing idea
  04/29/26
180!
Swashbuckling incel church building
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Bipolar contagious shrine gunner
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
metal brunch codepig
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Khaki Dingle Berry
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
metal brunch codepig
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
stimulating twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
metal brunch codepig
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
stimulating twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
metal brunch codepig
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
opaque lascivious dilemma associate
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
metal brunch codepig
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
stimulating twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
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Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
opaque lascivious dilemma associate
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
stimulating twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
180
Razzmatazz Transparent Candlestick Maker Background Story
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Bipolar contagious shrine gunner
  05/01/26
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offensive vivacious menage pisswyrm
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Rose exhilarant hell
  04/30/26
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Rose exhilarant hell
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Soggy cerebral school cafeteria pocket flask
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
metal brunch codepig
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
stimulating twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
metal brunch codepig
  05/01/26
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Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
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stimulating twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
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Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
honey-headed jap
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
congrats!
Grizzly harsh coldplay fan
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Razzmatazz Transparent Candlestick Maker Background Story
  05/01/26
180
Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
metal brunch codepig
  05/01/26
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Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
honey-headed jap
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Violent olive lodge quadroon
  05/01/26
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Swashbuckling incel church building
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: unholy athletic conference

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: unholy athletic conference

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious shrine gunner



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Adventurous flirting locale

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling incel church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: painfully honest effete travel guidebook alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Grizzly harsh coldplay fan



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Grizzly harsh coldplay fan

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling incel church building

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Adventurous flirting locale

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Transparent Candlestick Maker Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: cream talented property marketing idea



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling incel church building

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious shrine gunner

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Khaki Dingle Berry

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: stimulating twinkling uncleanness

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: stimulating twinkling uncleanness

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: opaque lascivious dilemma associate

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: stimulating twinkling uncleanness

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: opaque lascivious dilemma associate

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: stimulating twinkling uncleanness

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Transparent Candlestick Maker Background Story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Bipolar contagious shrine gunner

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: offensive vivacious menage pisswyrm



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Rose exhilarant hell

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Rose exhilarant hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Soggy cerebral school cafeteria pocket flask

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: stimulating twinkling uncleanness

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: stimulating twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: honey-headed jap

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Grizzly harsh coldplay fan

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Transparent Candlestick Maker Background Story

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: metal brunch codepig

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: honey-headed jap

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Violent olive lodge quadroon

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling incel church building



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