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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: house-broken gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: deep kitty 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: house-broken gas station You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: deep kitty Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Wonderful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: sable institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: house-broken gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Wonderful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Black diverse associate casino the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: brindle sinister patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Wonderful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Narrow-minded Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Wonderful senate Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: brindle sinister patrolman https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Wonderful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: house-broken gas station Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Black diverse associate casino Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: house-broken gas station Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Wonderful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Beady-eyed dingle berry hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: buff marvelous space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: brindle sinister patrolman 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: sable institution hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: house-broken gas station Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Alcoholic awkward stead new version What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: house-broken gas station He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: saffron stirring sound barrier clown What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: house-broken gas station To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: saffron stirring sound barrier clown How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: house-broken gas station To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Clear potus giraffe Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: house-broken gas station Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: saffron stirring sound barrier clown I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Wonderful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Clear potus giraffe How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: saffron stirring sound barrier clown I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Wonderful senate The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Beady-eyed dingle berry hospital 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: sable institution 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: green lascivious faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Submissive misanthropic international law enforcement agency How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Submissive misanthropic international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Ruby macaca just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: house-broken gas station My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: saffron stirring sound barrier clown Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: house-broken gas station Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Wonderful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: saffron stirring sound barrier clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Wonderful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Swashbuckling Karate House Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Wonderful senate Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone haunted graveyard congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Beady-eyed dingle berry hospital Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Wonderful senate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: house-broken gas station Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Wonderful senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Swashbuckling Karate House Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Wonderful senate Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: brindle sinister patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2),#49860163) |