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Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO

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big-titted indian lodge
  04/20/26
tim apple
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Razzle-dazzle weed whacker
  04/20/26
Ran here
Aqua Filthpig
  04/20/26
cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard
big-titted indian lodge
  04/20/26
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gold mood
  04/21/26
I choose now to live my life as a straight man.
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  04/20/26
i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse vers...
dashing fortuitous meteor
  04/20/26
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Navy property turdskin
  04/20/26
They're going to pivot to an AI company
Wild histrionic menage
  04/20/26
theyre too far behind everyone now
fiercely-loyal dilemma
  04/20/26
They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS...
Wild histrionic menage
  04/20/26
Replaced by Temu CEO
orchid twinkling uncleanness dysfunction
  04/20/26
why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec t...
Awkward Keepsake Machete
  04/20/26
actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO...
Awkward Keepsake Machete
  04/20/26
Is this how AI talks to retards?
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  04/20/26
yes
Deranged Arousing Philosopher-king Station
  04/21/26
Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Micr...
dashing fortuitous meteor
  04/20/26
Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products a...
aromatic crusty brunch
  04/20/26
My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer
big-titted indian lodge
  04/20/26
yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like...
Awkward Keepsake Machete
  04/20/26
I will flush my iphone the day this happens
fiercely-loyal dilemma
  04/20/26
There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.
erotic kitchen liquid oxygen
  04/20/26
Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli ...
exciting university
  04/21/26
jews: not another goy!
self-absorbed friendly grandma
  04/20/26
They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GP...
gaped fat ankles
  04/20/26
the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their softw...
flushed hospital
  04/20/26
llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia...
gaped fat ankles
  04/20/26
Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo
excitant piazza athletic conference
  04/20/26
(Apple's new CEO)
gaped fat ankles
  04/20/26
The did before the SoC transition iirc
flushed hospital
  04/21/26
Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc i...
excitant piazza athletic conference
  04/21/26
New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face
vigorous stage
  04/21/26
Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Ind...
excitant piazza athletic conference
  04/21/26
While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5...
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: big-titted indian lodge



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: contagious pearly marketing idea

tim apple

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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Chestnut Diverse Reading Party



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: aromatic crusty brunch



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle weed whacker



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Aqua Filthpig

Ran here

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: big-titted indian lodge

cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830330)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: gold mood



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: erotic kitchen liquid oxygen

I choose now to live my life as a straight man.

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: insane crackhouse tattoo



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: dashing fortuitous meteor

i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse versions every year of the products Steve Jobs left them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830010)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Navy property turdskin



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Wild histrionic menage

They're going to pivot to an AI company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830046)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dilemma

theyre too far behind everyone now

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Wild histrionic menage

They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS devices going forward. They're already ahead of everyone in the HW space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830142)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: orchid twinkling uncleanness dysfunction

Replaced by Temu CEO

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Awkward Keepsake Machete

why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec teams Ive seen, its veddy veddy suspect, I bet 20-30% of their tech workforce is TURD but why no TURD ON TOP, Auntie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830118)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Awkward Keepsake Machete

actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO? apple RACISSSS whrs al sharpatani

Yes — **both are of Indian origin**, but with slightly different backgrounds.

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## 👤 Sabih Khan

* **Yes — clearly Indian-origin**

* Born in **Moradabad, India** ([Wikipedia][1])

* Later moved abroad (Singapore → U.S.)

* Now Chief Operating Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-born → Indian-origin American executive

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## 👤 Kevan Parekh

* **Also Indian-origin**

* From an **Indian-American family** ([Wikipedia][2])

* Born/raised in the U.S.

* Now Chief Financial Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-origin → but American-born

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# 🧠 Simple distinction

| Person | Background |

| ------------ | ---------------------------- |

| Sabih Khan | Born in India → moved abroad |

| Kevan Parekh | Indian-origin → U.S.-born |

---

# 💡 Bottom line

Yes—**both are Indian-origin executives at Apple**, and they’re actually two of the highest-ranking leaders (COO + CFO).

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabih_Khan?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Sabih Khan"

[2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevan_Parekh?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Kevan Parekh"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830126)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: French Cracking Sex Offender Pocket Flask

Is this how AI talks to retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830814)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Deranged Arousing Philosopher-king Station

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49831233)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: dashing fortuitous meteor

Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Microsoft.

Completely different type of turd fetish going on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830127)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: aromatic crusty brunch

Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products are barely usable. YouTube is shit too now.

Shocked Amazon is not turd-run for how rapacious they have becum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830184)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: big-titted indian lodge

My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830270)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Awkward Keepsake Machete

yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like a birdshit ceo wld?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830294)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dilemma

I will flush my iphone the day this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830197)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: erotic kitchen liquid oxygen

There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830835)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: exciting university

Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli Baba[53] at his Kainchi ashram with his Reed College friend and eventual Apple employee Daniel Kottke, searching for spiritual teachings. When they got to the Neem Karoli ashram, it was almost deserted because Neem Karoli Baba had died in September 1973. Then, they made a long trek up a dry riverbed to an ashram of Haidakhan Babaji.[49]

After seven months, Jobs left India[54] and returned to the US ahead of Daniel Kottke.[49] Jobs had changed his appearance; his head was shaved, and he wore traditional Indian clothing.[55][56]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49831483)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed friendly grandma

jews: not another goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830190)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: gaped fat ankles

They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GPUs that can't handle agentic workflows. 5t/s won't cut it when your agent needs 30k tokens to message you on Telegram

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830279)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: flushed hospital

the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their software eco/dev support is weaker than CUDA. Hardly anything is optimized for Metal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830314)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: gaped fat ankles

llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830318)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: excitant piazza athletic conference

Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830831)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: gaped fat ankles

(Apple's new CEO)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49830837)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: flushed hospital

The did before the SoC transition iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49831425)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: excitant piazza athletic conference

Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc it’s Xbox-like haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49831502)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: vigorous stage

New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49831438)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: excitant piazza athletic conference

Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Indian they must be considering phenotype explicitly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49831505)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: excitant piazza athletic conference

While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5]

Jockgineer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2),#49831516)