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I just turned 42, what should I do for my girlfriend's 25th birhday

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
tattoo removal seems like the cr gift
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/16/26
Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you ne...
Mega Penis
  06/15/26
She loves my average penis.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
Ask her why she's a gold digging whore. Ask her to babysit ...
Mega Penis
  06/15/26
My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anyt...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
does she pick the movies or do you
potluck
  06/15/26
We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each ot...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it fo...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  06/15/26
Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  06/15/26
...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  06/16/26
wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good
need tokens
  06/15/26
Criminally underappreciated, 180 post
Fucking Fuckface
  06/16/26
Very sad thread.
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  06/15/26
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  06/15/26
do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wi...
need tokens
  06/15/26
She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked lik...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
You are repulsive.
Mega Penis
  06/15/26
happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highl...
need tokens
  06/15/26
What an absolutely psychotic thing to say
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  06/15/26
what, this? -- Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: cali...
need tokens
  06/15/26
...
So we looked at the data
  06/16/26
say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  06/16/26
nitrous
gaetan dugas
  06/15/26
That's really bad for you. I would never.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/15/26
pussy wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a se...
gaetan dugas
  06/15/26
2cb/2ci
Ricky
  06/15/26
Welcome back gunneratttt
golazos in abundance
  06/16/26
...
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  06/16/26
How often do you get your kids?
Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime
  06/16/26
50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  06/16/26
kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck yo...
need tokens
  06/16/26
180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.
Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime
  06/16/26
...
need tokens
  06/16/26
How much money did she settle for
golazos in abundance
  06/16/26
That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it ...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/16/26
This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even ...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  06/16/26
i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the ...
(*)>
  06/16/26
I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes acros...
need tokens
  06/16/26
Unbelievable thread.
Paralegal Marandi
  06/16/26
Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.
Words of Affirmation
  06/16/26
trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds
sealclubber
  06/16/26
buy some of disco fries' old coins for her
Nippon Professional Baseball
  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my kids, and our 90lb rottweiler. Was super fun. She made us food, played with my kids, and we all hiked/went to the beach. For example, one day she made us eggs, bacon and pancakes for breakfast, and carne asada tacos for dinner. We just ate pbj for lunch.

I'm not sure what to do for her birthday. I'm thinking airbnb in big bear with her and the dog for a night. It's only a 2 hour drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941106)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


tattoo removal seems like the cr gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941850)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you needle dick her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941111)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She loves my average penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941116)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Ask her why she's a gold digging whore.

Ask her to babysit your kids since mom and dad are only interested in themselves.

Pay the bull extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941124)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anything and she mostly supports herself. I just pay for a trip sometimes and when we do an occasional dinner. She mostly cooks for me and we stay in and watch movies, have sex, scuba dive, camp, walk the dog, go on drives, go to the beach, and hike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941133)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: potluck

does she pick the movies or do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941136)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each other movies or we pick whatever horror/thriller is new. The last few movies we watched were Annabel Creation, The Crow (new), Don't Breach, and Hush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941148)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it for anything else. You're hideous and have put your rancid personality and sociopathic core on display on XO. You have no redeeming features aside from money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941138)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still pays all her own bills, so I'm not sure what she is getting out of it besides this handsome guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941155)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941157)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942439)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: need tokens

wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941174)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Criminally underappreciated, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942248)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Very sad thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941119)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941141)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: need tokens

do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wife (or ex-wife?) know that? is she dating someone new yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941125)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941135)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Mega Penis

You are repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941146)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: need tokens

happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highly intelligent. we should all be so lucky. is he a younger dude?

does your ex-wife know that? does she lurk on xo? what would happen if she saw the sentence "My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941147)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

What an absolutely psychotic thing to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941149)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: need tokens

what, this?

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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM

Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941168)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942424)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942275)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

nitrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941153)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

That's really bad for you. I would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941158)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

pussy

wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a senile old man and abandoning ur kids if ur not gonna do poppers like steve-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941166)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Ricky

2cb/2ci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941172)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: golazos in abundance

Welcome back gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941686)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941856)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime

How often do you get your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49941853)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives up time with them so she can travel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942179)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: need tokens

kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck your client/witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942186)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Biglaw partner throwin' ya some overtime

180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942188)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: need tokens



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942189)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: golazos in abundance

How much money did she settle for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942419)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it cool while making her feel special. A diamond ring worth about 60 months' salary is about right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942247)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even sure if it’s real cslg fully dropping the mask or a parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942437)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the line in the initial thread about his daughter saying his gf is her new mommy now or whatever was flaem

i reacted earnestly to it if you ready the subthread wasteland i started in that thread. embarrassing for me

also, there is no possible way CSLG or anyone could believe the girl he's been poasting pics of is .... nvm not even worth saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942449)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: need tokens

I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes across that way but he's Actually Like That

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942455)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Unbelievable thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942440)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Words of Affirmation

Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942441)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: sealclubber

trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942442)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

buy some of disco fries' old coins for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2),#49942445)