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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
ultramarine university
  07/17/22
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Puce fragrant church
  07/17/22
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grizzly legal warrant
  07/17/22
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Charcoal kink-friendly lodge
  07/18/22
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ultramarine university
  09/29/22
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ultramarine university
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Violet Hospital
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Violet Hospital
  01/07/23
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Charcoal kink-friendly lodge
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
adventurous beta liquid oxygen
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
adventurous beta liquid oxygen
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Lascivious Boistinker
  03/18/23
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ultramarine university
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
adventurous beta liquid oxygen
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
disturbing gas station patrolman
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
slippery frum chapel nibblets
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
free-loading massive locus sex offender
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
free-loading massive locus sex offender
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
free-loading massive locus sex offender
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Abnormal chrome windowlicker
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
free-loading massive locus sex offender
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
free-loading massive locus sex offender
  08/23/24
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free-loading massive locus sex offender
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
free-loading massive locus sex offender
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
free-loading massive locus sex offender
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
free-loading massive locus sex offender
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
hilarious vibrant digit ratio parlor
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Charismatic naked shrine
  09/28/24
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ultramarine university
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
free-loading massive locus sex offender
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
free-loading massive locus sex offender
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: ultramarine university

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Puce fragrant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: grizzly legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Charcoal kink-friendly lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: ultramarine university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: ultramarine university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Violet Hospital

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Violet Hospital

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Charcoal kink-friendly lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: adventurous beta liquid oxygen

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: adventurous beta liquid oxygen

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Lascivious Boistinker

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: ultramarine university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: adventurous beta liquid oxygen

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: disturbing gas station patrolman

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: slippery frum chapel nibblets

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: free-loading massive locus sex offender

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: free-loading massive locus sex offender

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: free-loading massive locus sex offender

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Abnormal chrome windowlicker

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: free-loading massive locus sex offender

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: free-loading massive locus sex offender

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: free-loading massive locus sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: free-loading massive locus sex offender

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: free-loading massive locus sex offender

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: free-loading massive locus sex offender

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: hilarious vibrant digit ratio parlor

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Charismatic naked shrine

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: ultramarine university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: free-loading massive locus sex offender

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: free-loading massive locus sex offender

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2),#49932244)