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Soccermos, why not just line while team up at the 1 re: offsides

Then they can't move
Arousing sepia tank
  07/23/15
180 memory of "why don't..." world cup threading
Ivory pea-brained international law enforcement agency menage
  07/23/15
we actually used to do this on my HS team. won the state cha...
Snowy Doctorate
  07/23/15
Seriously. Then you can "artillery" them while sta...
Arousing sepia tank
  07/23/15
...
contagious bisexual feces
  07/23/15
wouldn't the entire team lined up at the 1 be offsides as we...
Well-lubricated regret shitlib
  07/23/15
i think both teams would prob line up at the other team's 1 ...
Snowy Doctorate
  07/23/15
goalie one on one? I guess if you have a lead that would ...
Well-lubricated regret shitlib
  07/23/15
yeah exactly. that's why it pays to have your most skilled p...
Snowy Doctorate
  07/23/15
Yeah, once you score it is CR
contagious bisexual feces
  07/23/15
Because the other team could just kick it down field and try...
Concupiscible idiotic theater stage stock car
  07/23/15
Not if they can't get behind you
Arousing sepia tank
  07/23/15
engrish? what the fck are you saying you need 2 opponents...
brindle nofapping marketing idea tattoo
  07/23/15
Lol what
Arousing sepia tank
  07/23/15
What do you mean by the "1"? You mean at the oppos...
talented turquoise kitchen internal respiration
  07/23/15
(n00b)
Snowy Doctorate
  07/23/15
Ok, then line up at midfield. Like they say above, you coul...
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  07/23/15
lol, no it's not. All of your players are at midfield. Just ...
talented turquoise kitchen internal respiration
  07/23/15
Yeah but then you'd be offsides.
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  07/23/15
LULZ
Flatulent Tan Locus Background Story
  07/23/15
but at the 50, a team could boot it over the line and if som...
Well-lubricated regret shitlib
  07/23/15
Then they could just "break" and stop them
Arousing sepia tank
  07/23/15
there is no offside if there is no passing 11 players is ...
brindle nofapping marketing idea tattoo
  07/23/15
Bro they all know this trick. The kids in Brazil use it all...
contagious bisexual feces
  07/23/15
Don't get too angry. It's just xo schtick. You'll see some o...
talented turquoise kitchen internal respiration
  07/23/15
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&fo...
brindle nofapping marketing idea tattoo
  07/23/15
goddamn i love the people giving real answers ITT.
Snowy Doctorate
  07/23/15
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I ...
brindle nofapping marketing idea tattoo
  07/23/15
Maradona?
Snowy Doctorate
  07/23/15
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Shankly#Personality
brindle nofapping marketing idea tattoo
  07/23/15
noice.
Snowy Doctorate
  07/23/15
Lol @ claiming those are "real" answers - soccermo...
Geriatric Double Fault
  07/23/15
guy in the fight of his life to keep the flame going sorr...
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  07/23/15
I've never seen it defeated.
Arousing sepia tank
  07/23/15
[Bro who thinks he understands what offsides is but actually...
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  07/23/15
Did anyone ever counter this?
Arousing sepia tank
  11/04/18
no
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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Arousing sepia tank

Then they can't move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397565)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Ivory pea-brained international law enforcement agency menage

180 memory of "why don't..." world cup threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397581)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Snowy Doctorate

we actually used to do this on my HS team. won the state championship this way. teams shy away from it bc pro soccer is more about "entertainment" than winning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397582)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Arousing sepia tank

Seriously. Then you can "artillery" them while staying safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397590)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: contagious bisexual feces



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Well-lubricated regret shitlib

wouldn't the entire team lined up at the 1 be offsides as well if they ever touched the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397637)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:40 PM
Author: Snowy Doctorate

i think both teams would prob line up at the other team's 1 making every player simultaneously offsides. Ball would stay at midfield.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397644)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated regret shitlib

goalie one on one?

I guess if you have a lead that would make it impossible for the other team to score. But you could not score yourself again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397651)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Snowy Doctorate

yeah exactly. that's why it pays to have your most skilled player in goal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397664)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: contagious bisexual feces

Yeah, once you score it is CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397685)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible idiotic theater stage stock car

Because the other team could just kick it down field and try to outrun your team to the ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397647)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Arousing sepia tank

Not if they can't get behind you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397771)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: brindle nofapping marketing idea tattoo

engrish? what the fck are you saying

you need 2 opponents inline or behind you. so its not entirely in your control to be onside by some trick play like this

have you heard of offside trap? its a very fundamental defensive technique

https://www.coachup.com/resources/soccer/soccer-tips-how-to-successfully-run#close

next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397658)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Arousing sepia tank

Lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397775)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: talented turquoise kitchen internal respiration

What do you mean by the "1"? You mean at the opposing team's goal line? The opposing team cannot be offside on it's own half of the field. Offsides only applies when you're on the opposing half of the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397662)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Snowy Doctorate

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397666)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: contagious bisexual feces

Ok, then line up at midfield. Like they say above, you couldn't score but they couldn't either. If you get a lead or just need a draw it is CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397676)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: talented turquoise kitchen internal respiration

lol, no it's not. All of your players are at midfield. Just boot the ball over their heads and you have a quick breakaway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397696)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: contagious bisexual feces

Yeah but then you'd be offsides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397710)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Flatulent Tan Locus Background Story

LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397760)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: Well-lubricated regret shitlib

but at the 50, a team could boot it over the line and if someone who is onsides sprints to get the lob, then it is a fast break.

In fact, anyone who can dribble can do the same if they lob it over the midfield line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397697)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Arousing sepia tank

Then they could just "break" and stop them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397783)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: brindle nofapping marketing idea tattoo

there is no offside if there is no passing

11 players is not enough to block the entire field width

so if they lineup exactly along a line they wont be able to press or defend and a player with good ball control can then just advance past them and now you are fcked

you think that some XO dorks who watch soccer during world cup are genius mofos who have found the secret elixir that billions of ppl playing for decades haven't found?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397699)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: contagious bisexual feces

Bro they all know this trick. The kids in Brazil use it all the time. FIFA is about entertainment though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397713)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: talented turquoise kitchen internal respiration

Don't get too angry. It's just xo schtick. You'll see some of this when college football gets started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397750)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: brindle nofapping marketing idea tattoo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2#28397747



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397789)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Snowy Doctorate

goddamn i love the people giving real answers ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397712)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: brindle nofapping marketing idea tattoo

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

guess who said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397717)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Snowy Doctorate

Maradona?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397807)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: brindle nofapping marketing idea tattoo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Shankly#Personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397811)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Snowy Doctorate

noice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397821)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Geriatric Double Fault

Lol @ claiming those are "real" answers - soccermos clearly unable to explain how this strategy wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397741)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: brindle nofapping marketing idea tattoo

guy in the fight of his life to keep the flame going

sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397747)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Arousing sepia tank

I've never seen it defeated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397794)



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Date: July 23rd, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Flatulent Tan Locus Background Story

[Bro who thinks he understands what offsides is but actually does not.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#28397824)



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Date: November 4th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Arousing sepia tank

Did anyone ever counter this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#37158364)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: gay of hormuz

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#49944564)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: harsh startled yarmulke hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2944133&forum_id=2),#45561192)