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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:12 AM Author: honey-headed philosopher-king
"It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush (you knoww)"
She takes a step forward and buries her stubby finger into your chest. It hits the button of your shirt, digging it into your undefined chest m. She's unnaturally strong and as the light catches her face you wonder if her hairline is normal.
"That magic in your pants is making me blush"(for sureeee)"
She claws at the crotch of your j crew jeans. Nothing but air. You half wince, half smile.
" I feel your he-ar-t beat to the beat of the drums "
She marches towards you like she's doing some kind of haka. Banging imaginary drums above her head with pudgy little clenched fists. She slips. You catch her. You're spinning under the lights. Her egg yolk ass sticks to your crotch like a magnet. You're 26 and you've never felt so alive.
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