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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
white feces shrine
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Wonderful gunner
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
white feces shrine
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Trip Theater Stage Private Investor
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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Lascivious splenetic church filthpig
  04/05/22
He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
ultramarine insecure ape
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
burgundy tattoo
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Racy Hot Psychic
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
white feces shrine
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
burgundy tattoo
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
white feces shrine
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
burgundy tattoo
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Flatulent Degenerate Dilemma
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
harsh medicated pisswyrm mexican
  04/05/22
Height?
aromatic sable den quadroon
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
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Beady-eyed canary site
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
motley school cafeteria
  04/05/22
shots fired
excitant nowag idiot
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
white feces shrine
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Irradiated Native Goyim
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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white feces shrine
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Cowardly Kitchen
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
thriller brunch corn cake
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
alcoholic elite alpha
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Trip Theater Stage Private Investor
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
talented shivering lodge
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Aquamarine exciting location preventive strike
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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white feces shrine
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: white feces shrine

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Wonderful gunner

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: white feces shrine

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Trip Theater Stage Private Investor

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: appetizing hyperventilating becky

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Lascivious splenetic church filthpig



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Trip Theater Stage Private Investor

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Adventurous aqua step-uncle's house laser beams



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: House-broken purple forum



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Bateful Beta Bbw Whorehouse



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: ultramarine insecure ape

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: burgundy tattoo

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Racy Hot Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: white feces shrine

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: burgundy tattoo

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: white feces shrine

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: burgundy tattoo

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Flatulent Degenerate Dilemma

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: harsh medicated pisswyrm mexican

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: aromatic sable den quadroon

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: white feces shrine

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac domesticated coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed canary site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: motley school cafeteria

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: excitant nowag idiot

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: white feces shrine

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Native Goyim

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Aquamarine exciting location preventive strike

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: white feces shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Cowardly Kitchen

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: thriller brunch corn cake

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: alcoholic elite alpha

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Trip Theater Stage Private Investor

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: talented shivering lodge

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Aquamarine exciting location preventive strike

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Ivory Sound Barrier

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Trip Theater Stage Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Vivacious Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Big office



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: white feces shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: white feces shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Plum Love Of Her Life Abode

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: white feces shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2),#50114491)