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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48859961) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: cracking idea he suggested sounds like Dad gave you some good advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860191) |
Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM Author: Sepia mental disorder Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48859990) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: Multi-colored amber center laser beams Cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860004) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM Author: motley pungent affirmative action 7.5 minutes of heaven tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860023) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM Author: Walnut Talented Marketing Idea Cruise Ship My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860030) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860097) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM Author: douglas j. needles Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072855) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: Coral Casino how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860105) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib Lay the pipe and she won’t be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860121) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: Alcoholic Digit Ratio Striped Hyena I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860108) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860119) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Alcoholic Digit Ratio Striped Hyena (ballsack dipper) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860339) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: bisexual pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860341) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: big private investor Okay, i lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48861494) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: lake mad cow disease all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860127) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib clearly you don’t lay the pipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860134) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: lake mad cow disease who's a good boy?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860146) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM Author: bisexual pervert yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860157) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860210) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: lake mad cow disease yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage
in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for
some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860231) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: lake mad cow disease if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860245) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: duck-like emerald regret I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.
How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: lake mad cow disease jfc goys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860298) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: bisexual pervert what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860305) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib wtf is fodip? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48861252) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: bat shit crazy orchestra pit Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48861428) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: bisexual pervert tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48861446) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: bat shit crazy orchestra pit Ty friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48861675) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072795) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072794) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM Author: jet laughsome tanning salon Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860371) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48861256) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM Author: jet laughsome tanning salon Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48861266) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM Author: Mind-boggling light reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48861440) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: lake mad cow disease after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48861279) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48861490) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: beta comical bawdyhouse Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48860598) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: bat shit crazy orchestra pit I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48861672) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48862424) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48870753) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48905361) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Sepia mental disorder I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48905689) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Lavender idiot shitlib wife is in a good mood again. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#48908012) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,.., confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072789) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072796) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: law is ea$y (🧐) op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072797) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,.., ur dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072815) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: law is ea$y (🧐) (ballsack dipper) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072816) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,.., idk wtf that even means (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072830) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: law is ea$y (🧐) it's not very hard to figure out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072849) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: OYT was Right All Along ( ) I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072848) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,.;,.., I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072851) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM Author: OYT was Right All Along ( ) What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2),#50072861) |