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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
apoplectic international law enforcement agency telephone
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Sable stirring black woman rigor
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Mauve Mischievous Base Feces
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Titillating sienna locale
  10/24/16
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High-end headpube
  01/03/17
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  02/20/18
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  06/03/19
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Mauve Mischievous Base Feces
  10/14/20
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Hairraiser queen of the night liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
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Charcoal Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
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Chest-beating alcoholic location pozpig
  01/25/16
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aqua pisswyrm business firm
  01/25/16
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Cheese-eating University
  01/25/16
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Chest-beating alcoholic location pozpig
  01/25/16
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aqua pisswyrm business firm
  01/25/16
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Flickering Travel Guidebook
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  01/25/16
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magical theatre
  01/25/16
...
bat shit crazy fluffy potus
  01/25/16
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Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
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Lascivious Salmon Office
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Henna duck-like whorehouse
  01/25/16
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poppy property
  01/25/16
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apoplectic international law enforcement agency telephone
  01/26/16
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bateful lodge filthpig
  01/26/16
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Heady Jewess Ceo
  01/26/16
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canary arrogant mood mad-dog skullcap
  11/27/16
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Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  06/13/17
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Beta stage
  12/19/17
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Indigo mental disorder
  01/24/18
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Trip Abode
  06/10/24
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Sable stirring black woman rigor
  01/26/16
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Fishy genital piercing
  10/24/16
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High-end headpube
  11/27/16
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Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  01/23/17
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Electric area background story
  03/15/17
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Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  04/20/17
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Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  02/20/18
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Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  05/24/18
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passionate lime ratface brunch
  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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Trip Abode
  05/15/22
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Trip Abode
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Smoky anal karate new version
  01/25/16
Brutal
magical theatre
  01/25/16
...
hot chad
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
rusted floppy clown
  01/25/16
toxic
crystalline glittery ladyboy site
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Violet Low-t Electric Furnace Prole
  01/25/16
...
Charcoal Exhilarant Step-uncle's House
  01/25/16
...
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
pungent bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
damnit
Provocative senate macaca
  01/25/16
...
Chest-beating alcoholic location pozpig
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
jfc
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Chest-beating alcoholic location pozpig
  01/25/16
...
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  01/25/16
Cr
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
hm
filthy indian lodge legend
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
wait
aphrodisiac hell
  01/25/16
...
Sable stirring black woman rigor
  01/26/16
...
Balding halford
  01/25/16
...
Indigo mental disorder
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Violet Low-t Electric Furnace Prole
  01/25/16
...
autistic pervert circlehead
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Smoky anal karate new version
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Smoky anal karate new version
  01/25/16
...
aphrodisiac hell
  01/25/16
...
Beta stage
  01/25/16
...
Swollen internet-worthy heaven
  01/25/16
...
Provocative senate macaca
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
pungent bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
...
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Turquoise stain yarmulke
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Contagious Thirsty Shitlib
  01/25/16
...
Galvanic infuriating volcanic crater
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Hyperactive den reading party
  01/25/16
...
rusted floppy clown
  01/25/16
...
Lascivious Salmon Office
  01/25/16
damn
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
...
Chestnut cracking masturbator cruise ship
  01/25/16
...
learning disabled rough-skinned milk
  01/25/16
O LORD
tantric hissy fit
  01/25/16
jfc
Snowy free-loading organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
frozen idiot home
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
poppy property
  01/25/16
...
Chest-beating alcoholic location pozpig
  01/25/16
Lmao
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
Glassy swashbuckling love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Sable stirring black woman rigor
  01/26/16
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Chestnut cracking masturbator cruise ship
  01/26/16
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Heady Jewess Ceo
  01/26/16
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Indigo mental disorder
  02/15/16
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Jade Cerebral Marketing Idea French Chef
  07/08/17
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Underhanded Orchid Meetinghouse
  07/08/17
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Indigo mental disorder
  10/27/17
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unholy forum
  12/26/17
...
Indigo mental disorder
  05/24/18
...
Indigo mental disorder
  03/16/20
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Slimy therapy
  02/18/22
...
histrionic native twinkling uncleanness
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Henna duck-like whorehouse
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Provocative senate macaca
  01/25/16
ouch
startled aquamarine philosopher-king haunted graveyard
  01/26/16
poison
motley foreskin
  01/26/16
...
marvelous space voyeur
  01/26/16
180
apoplectic international law enforcement agency telephone
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
burgundy beady-eyed people who are hurt
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Sable stirring black woman rigor
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Ivory theater community account
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Arousing wrinkle
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Talented Goal In Life
  09/27/16
...
histrionic native twinkling uncleanness
  12/26/17
...
Heady Jewess Ceo
  08/12/19
180
Mauve Mischievous Base Feces
  01/26/16
...
Heady Jewess Ceo
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Appetizing boistinker public bath
  01/27/16
...
Beta stage
  01/27/16
...
Indigo mental disorder
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
misunderstood associate set
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
misunderstood associate set
  02/02/16
...
sapphire aromatic brethren
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Impressive Irate Scourge Upon The Earth
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
milky supple parlour
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
red talking idea he suggested
  02/24/16
18000000
Laughsome buff stag film
  03/04/16
165
Abnormal dun plaza jew
  03/04/16
...
lilac kitchen rigpig
  05/19/16
chilling
wine metal orchestra pit
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
vigorous jet-lagged stead
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Transparent exciting water buffalo
  01/03/17
oh my.
vibrant cuckoldry
  01/23/17
toxic
fuchsia hairless toaster skinny woman
  03/13/17
...
Electric area background story
  03/15/17
...
Swollen internet-worthy heaven
  04/02/17
...
Amethyst big piazza
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Twinkling Spectacular Crackhouse
  07/08/17
...
Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping
  10/27/17
mother of god
sexy cerise field mother
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Vivacious ebony sanctuary
  10/27/17
JFC
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  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
...
Stimulating vermilion house
  12/26/17
ouch
irradiated immigrant cumskin
  02/20/18
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Mind-boggling Codepig Church Building
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  01/16/19
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Clear Keepsake Machete
  08/09/19
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passionate lime ratface brunch
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
insanely creepy charismatic friendly grandma
  07/28/25
...
Cyan casino persian
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Concupiscible fantasy-prone market
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Lake garrison
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Lascivious Salmon Office
  01/25/16
...
poppy property
  01/25/16
...
bronze odious address
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
magical theatre
  01/25/16
toxic
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
magical theatre
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
magical theatre
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
multi-colored selfie
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
magical theatre
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Turquoise stain yarmulke
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
magical theatre
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Turquoise stain yarmulke
  01/25/16
TY bro
magical theatre
  01/25/16
...
poppy property
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
topaz wild spot private investor
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
hot chad
  10/27/17
...
greedy grizzly state son of senegal
  10/27/17
...
Indigo mental disorder
  05/24/18
...
vibrant cuckoldry
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Curious adulterous box office death wish
  10/27/17
credited advice
irradiated immigrant cumskin
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Opaque haunting dilemma
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
i lol'd
wonderful green partner rehab
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
magical theatre
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Turquoise stain yarmulke
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
lol
pearl nudist institution
  06/01/17
...
magical theatre
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
magical theatre
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
apoplectic international law enforcement agency telephone
  01/26/16
...
histrionic native twinkling uncleanness
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
frozen idiot home
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
frozen idiot home
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
magical theatre
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
frozen idiot home
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
frozen idiot home
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
frozen idiot home
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
magical theatre
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
magical theatre
  01/25/16
Lmao
Erotic Theater Stage Athletic Conference
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Indigo mental disorder
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Indigo mental disorder
  01/25/16
lmao true
Ivory theater community account
  01/25/16
...
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
...
histrionic native twinkling uncleanness
  12/26/17
Haha
Olive zippy gas station hominid
  03/19/20
...
magical theatre
  01/25/16
...
pungent bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
topaz wild spot private investor
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
gold fragrant resort
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Tripping white police squad station
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Indigo mental disorder
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Curious adulterous box office death wish
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Talented Goal In Life
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
boyish drunken kitty cat trailer park
  06/03/19
oh no
Arousing wrinkle
  08/08/19
LOL
mahogany razzmatazz lay roommate
  03/16/20
JFC
vibrant cuckoldry
  03/19/20
Update?
Slimy therapy
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
citrine comical church sandwich
  01/25/16
...
magical theatre
  01/25/16
...
Beta stage
  05/19/16
...
Balding halford
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
orange sticky parlor
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
pungent bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
orange sticky parlor
  01/26/16
Cr
pungent bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Sable stirring black woman rigor
  01/26/16
...
Sable stirring black woman rigor
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
orange sticky parlor
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible fantasy-prone market
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Up-to-no-good half-breed
  01/26/16
...
Up-to-no-good half-breed
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Hairraiser queen of the night liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Jade Cerebral Marketing Idea French Chef
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard
  01/26/16
...
Chestnut cracking masturbator cruise ship
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
apoplectic international law enforcement agency telephone
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Indigo mental disorder
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Hairraiser queen of the night liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
...
outnumbered stock car
  01/16/19
...
Olive zippy gas station hominid
  03/16/20
...
Mauve Mischievous Base Feces
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
...
Chestnut cracking masturbator cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
Beta stage
  03/28/16
...
Clear Keepsake Machete
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Sick deranged blood rage psychic
  01/26/16
...
Indigo mental disorder
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
multi-colored selfie
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Mauve Mischievous Base Feces
  01/26/16
...
Titillating sienna locale
  10/24/16
...
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
wonderful green partner rehab
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Jet School Striped Hyena
  04/04/16
...
Electric area background story
  03/15/17
*applause*
180 Iridescent Tanning Salon
  10/27/17
...
passionate lime ratface brunch
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Curious adulterous box office death wish
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
orange sticky parlor
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Indigo mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
orange sticky parlor
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
orange sticky parlor
  01/26/16
...
pungent bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Turquoise stain yarmulke
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
Describe
orange sticky parlor
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
orange sticky parlor
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
...
Turquoise stain yarmulke
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Indigo mental disorder
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Heady Jewess Ceo
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
Fuck
Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Balding halford
  01/26/16
cq's!
Ivory theater community account
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
vibrant cuckoldry
  03/19/20
...
Electric area background story
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
thriller emerald roast beef
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
multi-colored selfie
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Concupiscible fantasy-prone market
  01/26/16
...
Indigo mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
irradiated immigrant cumskin
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
multi-colored selfie
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Turquoise stain yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Heady Jewess Ceo
  01/26/16
LOL fair
multi-colored selfie
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard
  01/26/16
...
Chestnut cracking masturbator cruise ship
  01/26/16
...
Sable stirring black woman rigor
  01/23/17
...
Electric area background story
  03/15/17
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Jade Cerebral Marketing Idea French Chef
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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  01/26/16
underrated
Titillating sienna locale
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...
Beta stage
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  11/27/16
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...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
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...
aphrodisiac hell
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jfc
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
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...
flushed pistol
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lmao at the dog bit
Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
do u love it
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Chrome Range
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Indigo mental disorder
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard
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ok fair im kinda slow today
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
double fault chapel
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Rambunctious Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Provocative senate macaca
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...
Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping
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...
Mauve Mischievous Base Feces
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Turquoise stain yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
Balding halford
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Chestnut cracking masturbator cruise ship
  01/26/16
JFC
cocky shrine
  01/26/16
180
pale coldplay fan corner
  01/26/16
...
fear-inspiring sadistic temple
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Rambunctious Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
...
Rambunctious Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
180 twist
Indigo mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
THIS
wonderful green partner rehab
  01/26/16
...
violent patrolman
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Heady Jewess Ceo
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Heady Jewess Ceo
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Heady Jewess Ceo
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Heady Jewess Ceo
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Flickering Travel Guidebook
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Flickering Travel Guidebook
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Ivory theater community account
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Heady Jewess Ceo
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
multi-colored selfie
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Heady Jewess Ceo
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Ivory theater community account
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Stage
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Provocative senate macaca
  01/26/16
...
Lascivious Salmon Office
  01/26/16
180
magenta mad cow disease
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
poppy property
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Indigo mental disorder
  01/27/16
...
Balding halford
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
misunderstood associate set
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Azure hall
  05/19/16
repost please
poppy property
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Azure hall
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
double fault chapel
  01/26/16
tyft brother
wonderful green partner rehab
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...
aphrodisiac hell
  01/26/16
...
magical theatre
  01/27/16
180.
Beta stage
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...
violent patrolman
  01/29/16
...
vigorous jet-lagged stead
  01/31/16
...
aphrodisiac hell
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
Indigo mental disorder
  02/03/16
...
Slimy therapy
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...
aphrodisiac hell
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
bipolar national security agency sweet tailpipe
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...
poppy property
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...
Indigo mental disorder
  09/27/16
...
Indigo mental disorder
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...
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
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...
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cr
Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard
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...
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...
aphrodisiac hell
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...
Indigo mental disorder
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...
brindle corn cake
  09/27/16
...
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Balding halford
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Ivory theater community account
  10/24/16
...
Indigo mental disorder
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Azure hall
  10/24/16
...
vigorous jet-lagged stead
  10/27/16
...
pit knife
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Balding halford
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Indigo mental disorder
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Honey-headed Lettuce Library
  01/23/17
... ...
Curious adulterous box office death wish
  01/23/17
...
Indigo mental disorder
  07/08/17
Lol
bipolar national security agency sweet tailpipe
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Sepia angry point alpha
  01/16/19
...
Mauve Mischievous Base Feces
  02/11/17
...
Indigo mental disorder
  03/13/17
...
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  03/15/17
...
Electric area background story
  03/15/17
...
vigorous jet-lagged stead
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Ruby hospital
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
goyim fat ankles
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
vibrant cuckoldry
  06/01/17
...
Purple really tough guy
  06/01/17
...
Beta stage
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
slap-happy crotch
  06/13/17
...
vibrant cuckoldry
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
house-broken
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...
Chocolate
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...
Geriatric Menage Laser Beams
  09/25/17
...
Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Balding halford
  10/27/17
...
hilarious trust fund windowlicker
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
well-lubricated
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Indigo mental disorder
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
well-lubricated
  12/26/17
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pit knife
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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magical theatre
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...
Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping
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...
Indigo mental disorder
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
saffron
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Indigo mental disorder
  07/25/18
...
bateful lodge filthpig
  07/25/18
...
Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Indigo mental disorder
  01/16/19
...
Balding halford
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Sepia angry point alpha
  01/16/19
Jfc
Indigo mental disorder
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Balding halford
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Sooty Internal Respiration
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Flickering Travel Guidebook
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Domesticated
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Domesticated
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Domesticated
  01/17/19
...
Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping
  04/08/19
...
pink indirect expression
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
hilarious trust fund windowlicker
  04/09/19
...
Domesticated
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Domesticated
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Indigo mental disorder
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Cream Alcoholic Kitty Turdskin
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Indigo mental disorder
  06/03/19
...
Balding halford
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
milky supple parlour
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Domesticated
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...
Mauve Mischievous Base Feces
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Domesticated
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...
Domesticated
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Naked maize nowag
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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Slimy therapy
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
godawful
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Indecent Self-centered Old Irish Cottage
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Indigo mental disorder
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Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping
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Slimy therapy
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aggressive tattoo
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Onyx sound barrier
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Author: Smoky anal karate new version

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: magical theatre

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Author: rusted floppy clown

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Violet Low-t Electric Furnace Prole

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Provocative senate macaca

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Violet Low-t Electric Furnace Prole

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ps: u died

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: autistic pervert circlehead



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Smoky anal karate new version

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Smoky anal karate new version

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
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Author: Provocative senate macaca



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: pungent bawdyhouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Turquoise stain yarmulke

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Contagious Thirsty Shitlib

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Galvanic infuriating volcanic crater



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Author: Hyperactive den reading party

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Author: rusted floppy clown



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: tantric hissy fit

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Author: Snowy free-loading organic girlfriend

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: poppy property

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

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Author: Henna duck-like whorehouse

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Author: Provocative senate macaca

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
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Author: motley foreskin

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hell



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: burgundy beady-eyed people who are hurt

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Sable stirring black woman rigor

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Ivory theater community account

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Arousing wrinkle

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Talented Goal In Life

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Appetizing boistinker public bath

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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: misunderstood associate set

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: misunderstood associate set

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

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Author: Impressive Irate Scourge Upon The Earth

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Author: milky supple parlour

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: red talking idea he suggested

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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: wine metal orchestra pit

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Author: vigorous jet-lagged stead

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Swollen internet-worthy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Amethyst big piazza



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Twinkling Spectacular Crackhouse

180 existential horror



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: sexy cerise field mother

mother of god

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Vivacious ebony sanctuary

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: lavender diverse nursing home incel

JFC

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: hilarious trust fund windowlicker



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Stimulating vermilion house



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: irradiated immigrant cumskin

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Codepig Church Building



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal elite affirmative action nibblets



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Clear Keepsake Machete



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: passionate lime ratface brunch



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: insanely creepy charismatic friendly grandma

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Cyan casino persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible fantasy-prone market

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Lake garrison

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Lascivious Salmon Office

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: poppy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: bronze odious address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: magical theatre

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: magical theatre

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: magical theatre

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: multi-colored selfie

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: magical theatre

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Turquoise stain yarmulke

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: magical theatre

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Turquoise stain yarmulke

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: magical theatre

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: poppy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: topaz wild spot private investor

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: hot chad

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: greedy grizzly state son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Curious adulterous box office death wish

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: irradiated immigrant cumskin

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Opaque haunting dilemma

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: wonderful green partner rehab

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: magical theatre

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Turquoise stain yarmulke

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: pearl nudist institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: magical theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: magical theatre

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: apoplectic international law enforcement agency telephone

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: histrionic native twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: frozen idiot home

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: frozen idiot home

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: magical theatre

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: frozen idiot home

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: frozen idiot home

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: frozen idiot home

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: magical theatre

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: magical theatre

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Erotic Theater Stage Athletic Conference

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hell



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: histrionic native twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Olive zippy gas station hominid

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: magical theatre



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: pungent bawdyhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: topaz wild spot private investor

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: gold fragrant resort

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Tripping white police squad station

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Curious adulterous box office death wish

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Talented Goal In Life

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: boyish drunken kitty cat trailer park

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Arousing wrinkle

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: mahogany razzmatazz lay roommate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Slimy therapy

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: citrine comical church sandwich

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: magical theatre



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Beta stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Balding halford



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: orange sticky parlor

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: pungent bawdyhouse

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: orange sticky parlor

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: pungent bawdyhouse

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Sable stirring black woman rigor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Sable stirring black woman rigor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: orange sticky parlor

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Concupiscible fantasy-prone market



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good half-breed

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good half-breed



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser queen of the night liquid oxygen

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Jade Cerebral Marketing Idea French Chef

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Chestnut cracking masturbator cruise ship



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: apoplectic international law enforcement agency telephone

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hell

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser queen of the night liquid oxygen

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Chestnut cracking masturbator cruise ship



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Author: Beta stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Sick deranged blood rage psychic

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: multi-colored selfie

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Mauve Mischievous Base Feces

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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Titillating sienna locale



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: wonderful green partner rehab

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Jet School Striped Hyena

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: 180 Iridescent Tanning Salon

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Curious adulterous box office death wish



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: orange sticky parlor

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: orange sticky parlor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: orange sticky parlor

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: pungent bawdyhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Turquoise stain yarmulke



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: orange sticky parlor

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: orange sticky parlor

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Turquoise stain yarmulke



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

Please be flame

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams

are u stil maried

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

yes - 3 years this May

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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Heady Jewess Ceo

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping

Fuck

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Balding halford

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: thriller emerald roast beef

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: multi-colored selfie

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible fantasy-prone market

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: multi-colored selfie

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Turquoise stain yarmulke

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Heady Jewess Ceo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: multi-colored selfie

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Author: Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: orange sticky parlor

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Author: Titillating sienna locale

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Author: Dull razzle puppy coffee pot

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams

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Author:  flushed pistol



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Author: Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

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Author: Chrome Range



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  double fault chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious Dingle Berry

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Provocative senate macaca

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Mauve Mischievous Base Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Turquoise stain yarmulke

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Balding halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Chestnut cracking masturbator cruise ship

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: cocky shrine

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  pale coldplay fan corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring sadistic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: wonderful green partner rehab

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: violent patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Heady Jewess Ceo

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Heady Jewess Ceo

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Heady Jewess Ceo

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Heady Jewess Ceo

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Flickering Travel Guidebook

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Flickering Travel Guidebook

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Heady Jewess Ceo

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: multi-colored selfie

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Heady Jewess Ceo

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: adventurous territorial round eye useless brakes

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Ivory theater community account

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  Stage

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Provocative senate macaca

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Lascivious Salmon Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: magenta mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: poppy property

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Balding halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: misunderstood associate set

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Azure hall

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: poppy property

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting party of the first part

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Azure hall

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  double fault chapel

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: wonderful green partner rehab

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: magical theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Beta stage

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: violent patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: vigorous jet-lagged stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded ticket booth

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Slimy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: aphrodisiac hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: bipolar national security agency sweet tailpipe

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: poppy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Swollen internet-worthy heaven



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Slimy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  brindle corn cake



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Balding halford

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Ivory theater community account

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Azure hall

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: vigorous jet-lagged stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Balding halford

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed Lettuce Library

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Curious adulterous box office death wish

...

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: bipolar national security agency sweet tailpipe

Lol

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Sepia angry point alpha

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Mauve Mischievous Base Feces



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Electric area background story



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: vigorous jet-lagged stead



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Ruby hospital

"i made it," he thought.

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  goyim fat ankles

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry

bump for leolenin

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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Purple really tough guy



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Beta stage



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  slap-happy crotch

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: vibrant cuckoldry



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  house-broken

where is corporate slave?

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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Chocolate



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Balding halford

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: hilarious trust fund windowlicker



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  pit knife

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  maroon hairy legs generalized bond

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: magical theatre



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  saffron

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

The signs were, sadly, all there

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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: bateful lodge filthpig



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Balding halford



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Sepia angry point alpha

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Balding halford

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Sooty Internal Respiration

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Flickering Travel Guidebook

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Domesticated

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Domesticated

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Domesticated

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: pink indirect expression



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: hilarious trust fund windowlicker

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Domesticated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Domesticated

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Cream Alcoholic Kitty Turdskin

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Indigo mental disorder

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Balding halford



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: milky supple parlour

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Domesticated

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Mauve Mischievous Base Feces



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Domesticated

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Domesticated



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: 

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Naked maize nowag

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: 

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: 



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: primrose main people



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Gay Legal Warrant



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Balding halford



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Deep



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Lemon excitant principal's office gay wizard

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Geriatric Menage Laser Beams



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Slimy therapy



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: godawful

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2),#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Indecent Self-centered Old Irish Cottage

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Indigo mental disorder



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Plum Soul-stirring Locus Gaping



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Slimy therapy



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: garnet mentally impaired quadroon

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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