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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Effete Set
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
cobalt bearded theater stage telephone
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Effete Set
  04/14/22
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Vigorous Factory Reset Button Forum
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
carnelian at-the-ready abode
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Effete Set
  04/14/22
...
carnelian at-the-ready abode
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
disrespectful buff ratface
  04/14/22
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Bat shit crazy unholy gunner
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
vivacious dead immigrant
  04/27/24
...
Effete Set
  04/28/22
...
Effete Set
  07/04/23
...
Bat shit crazy unholy gunner
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
excitant burgundy school
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Khaki library striped hyena
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Effete Set
  04/27/24
?
Khaki library striped hyena
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Effete Set
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Khaki library striped hyena
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Effete Set
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Khaki library striped hyena
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
free-loading orchid jewess
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Khaki library striped hyena
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
free-loading orchid jewess
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Blue heaven
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Walnut institution stock car
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
OldHLSDude
  04/24/26
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Frisky Razzle Chapel Codepig
  04/27/24
180
Hyperactive Salmon Gay Wizard
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
vivacious dead immigrant
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Hyperactive Salmon Gay Wizard
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
free-loading orchid jewess
  04/27/24
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Frum Beady-eyed Toilet Seat
  04/27/24
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Frisky Razzle Chapel Codepig
  10/08/24
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Flickering Spot Marketing Idea
  10/08/24
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Comical ruby crackhouse milk
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
chestnut menage coldplay fan
  06/06/24
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Gay church building
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
onyx hot giraffe sweet tailpipe
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
iridescent odious range mental disorder
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
onyx hot giraffe sweet tailpipe
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
iridescent odious range mental disorder
  06/06/24
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oomox
  04/24/26
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Flickering Spot Marketing Idea
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Effete Set
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Effete Set
  09/14/25
...
costumed sienna shrine
  03/31/26
flame?
Sepia adventurous reading party half-breed
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
artificial intelligence
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Penis Six Nine
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
i gave my cousin head
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Penis Six Nine
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
  04/24/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Effete Set

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: cobalt bearded theater stage telephone

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Effete Set

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Vigorous Factory Reset Button Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: carnelian at-the-ready abode

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Effete Set

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: carnelian at-the-ready abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: disrespectful buff ratface

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy unholy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: vivacious dead immigrant

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613739)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Effete Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Effete Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy unholy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: excitant burgundy school

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Khaki library striped hyena

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Effete Set

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Khaki library striped hyena

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Effete Set

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Khaki library striped hyena

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Effete Set

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Khaki library striped hyena

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: free-loading orchid jewess

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Khaki library striped hyena

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: free-loading orchid jewess

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Blue heaven

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Walnut institution stock car

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Frisky Razzle Chapel Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Hyperactive Salmon Gay Wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: vivacious dead immigrant

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Hyperactive Salmon Gay Wizard

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: free-loading orchid jewess

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Frum Beady-eyed Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Frisky Razzle Chapel Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Flickering Spot Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Comical ruby crackhouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: chestnut menage coldplay fan

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Gay church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: onyx hot giraffe sweet tailpipe

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: iridescent odious range mental disorder

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: onyx hot giraffe sweet tailpipe

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: iridescent odious range mental disorder

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Flickering Spot Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Effete Set

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Effete Set

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: costumed sienna shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Sepia adventurous reading party half-breed

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840464)