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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
free-loading charismatic sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
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Disturbing Theater Multi-billionaire
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
free-loading charismatic sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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...,....,,........
  04/05/26
Lol
Trip hairless haunted graveyard boltzmann
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Coral provocative pit reading party
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Coral provocative pit reading party
  04/05/26
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free-loading charismatic sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Iridescent Histrionic Point Prole
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Disturbing Theater Multi-billionaire
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
White stimulating boistinker
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Cracking plum center windowlicker
  04/05/26
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Violet Toaster Athletic Conference
  04/05/26
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Marvelous Amethyst Brethren Idea He Suggested
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Frum clown
  04/05/26
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Slate Hairraiser Library
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Frum clown
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Spectacular masturbator
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Tripping carnelian whorehouse
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Appetizing theatre elastic band
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Adventurous brunch mad cow disease
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Vengeful ultramarine main people mother
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Tripping carnelian whorehouse
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Adventurous brunch mad cow disease
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Vengeful ultramarine main people mother
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Violet Toaster Athletic Conference
  04/05/26
...
free-loading charismatic sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
...
Boyish Set
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Spectacular masturbator
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
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Honey-headed double fault
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Honey-headed double fault
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
carmine cruise ship marketing idea
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
fragrant boiling water hospital
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Spectacular masturbator
  04/05/26
...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: free-loading charismatic sneaky criminal

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Disturbing Theater Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: free-loading charismatic sneaky criminal

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Trip hairless haunted graveyard boltzmann

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Coral provocative pit reading party

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Coral provocative pit reading party

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: free-loading charismatic sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Iridescent Histrionic Point Prole

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Disturbing Theater Multi-billionaire

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: White stimulating boistinker

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Cracking plum center windowlicker

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Violet Toaster Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Marvelous Amethyst Brethren Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Frum clown

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Slate Hairraiser Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Frum clown

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Spectacular masturbator

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Tripping carnelian whorehouse

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Appetizing theatre elastic band

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Adventurous brunch mad cow disease

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Vengeful ultramarine main people mother

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Tripping carnelian whorehouse

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Adventurous brunch mad cow disease

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Vengeful ultramarine main people mother

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Violet Toaster Athletic Conference

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: free-loading charismatic sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Boyish Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Spectacular masturbator

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed double fault

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: carmine cruise ship marketing idea

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: fragrant boiling water hospital

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed milk meetinghouse

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Spectacular masturbator

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2),#49812165)