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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Beady-eyed chestnut roast beef
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman
  04/14/22
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crystalline doctorate
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Comical deer antler
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman
  04/14/22
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Comical deer antler
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
sickened light school
  04/14/22
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exciting hall
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
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  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman
  04/28/22
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deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman
  07/04/23
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exciting hall
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Cowardly Razzle-dazzle Elastic Band
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Charismatic disturbing nibblets
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman
  04/27/24
?
Charismatic disturbing nibblets
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Charismatic disturbing nibblets
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Charismatic disturbing nibblets
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Wine Chad Friendly Grandma
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Charismatic disturbing nibblets
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Wine Chad Friendly Grandma
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
useless hospital private investor
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Maroon domesticated love of her life dilemma
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
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  04/24/26
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  04/27/24
180
Vigorous onyx selfie home
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
translucent athletic conference plaza
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Vigorous onyx selfie home
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Wine Chad Friendly Grandma
  04/27/24
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exhilarant ruddy box office
  10/08/24
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Glittery goyim step-uncle's house
  10/08/24
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anal antidepressant drug
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Crimson Concupiscible Site
  06/06/24
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Trip Dead Bawdyhouse Affirmative Action
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
low-t shimmering lay fat ankles
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Multi-colored spot immigrant
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
low-t shimmering lay fat ankles
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Multi-colored spot immigrant
  06/06/24
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  04/24/26
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Glittery goyim step-uncle's house
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman
  09/14/25
...
misunderstood stimulating church volcanic crater
  03/31/26
flame?
abnormal dragon roommate
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
vivacious office newt
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
beta hominid
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
vivacious office newt
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
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  04/24/26
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little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
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  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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lascivious charcoal heaven fortuitous meteor
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
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  07/23/26
RIP
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  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed chestnut roast beef

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: crystalline doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Comical deer antler

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Comical deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: sickened light school

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: exciting hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: translucent athletic conference plaza

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: exciting hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Cowardly Razzle-dazzle Elastic Band

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Charismatic disturbing nibblets

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Charismatic disturbing nibblets

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Charismatic disturbing nibblets

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Charismatic disturbing nibblets

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Wine Chad Friendly Grandma

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Charismatic disturbing nibblets

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Wine Chad Friendly Grandma

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: useless hospital private investor

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Maroon domesticated love of her life dilemma

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Bull Headed Azn Rehab

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: exhilarant ruddy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Vigorous onyx selfie home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: translucent athletic conference plaza

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Vigorous onyx selfie home

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Wine Chad Friendly Grandma

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: mischievous peach casino mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: exhilarant ruddy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Glittery goyim step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: anal antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Crimson Concupiscible Site

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Trip Dead Bawdyhouse Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: low-t shimmering lay fat ankles

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored spot immigrant

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: low-t shimmering lay fat ankles

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored spot immigrant

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: lascivious charcoal heaven fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Glittery goyim step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: misunderstood stimulating church volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: abnormal dragon roommate

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: deep narrow-minded liquid oxygen skinny woman

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: vivacious office newt

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: beta hominid

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: vivacious office newt

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: learning disabled senate

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: lascivious charcoal heaven fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2),#50021007)