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My wife accuses me of having an affair daily
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Talking turdskin I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room and there was lipstick on the lid. I forgot about it in the back of my car. This is used as proof I'm having an engaged and drawn out affair. I literally was just trying to keep my coffee warm and the lipstick would not come off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952537) |
Date: June 20th, 2026 10:55 PM Author: infuriating piazza this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even a semi-long term basis tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952602) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: razzle shrine depressive wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish death cultists running a pedo murderhole why don't you go rape your sister some more and get back to me about what you feel about women |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:58 PM Author: Exhilarant Ape maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952609) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: translucent vibrant school cafeteria faggot firefighter This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952701) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:37 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975490) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:54 AM Author: Talking turdskin She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive normalization is rejected for I'm getting sex from somewhere else (I'm not). But it's not normal sex like at home and I'm tired, it's fuck me in the car on the side of the road or you're having an affair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952778) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:02 AM Author: ruby mentally impaired heaven lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in ways you appreciate, and withhold attention, affection, approval when she does things you don't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952789) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:29 AM Author: Talking turdskin Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She tells me to alpha dog her but fuck me so much work. She blows me at will. That said, I've honestly never once cheated so it drives me nuts. I found a place to take a polygraph test. $1500, but I'd pay it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952814) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:06 AM Author: Exhilarant Ape bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her mind occupied. make up jobs for her if you need to, designed to cater to you whims (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953021) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM Author: Talking turdskin I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be left alone. She wants me to dad her around. I don't want to. It's exhausting. I've gotten really brutal in bed and she just takes it. Slap her, call her names, pin her down...she loves it. That's kind of hot actually...but at a price. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953186) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Exhilarant Ape heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a gift. if you are overextended and low energy, consider what is needed: perhaps more sleep, a short vacation either solo or with bros, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953300) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:50 PM Author: Talking turdskin I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I haven't been actually alone in a decade. But clearly I have time for an affair. God that sounds exhausting. I want fewer women in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953307) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Exhilarant Ape uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not enough. if you work biglaw, i will note that inhouse is way, way more chill and sleep is possible. it sounded like you did a lot for your daughters' activities - gymnastics maybe. not sure what to say about having zero contact with friends - it gets harder to make friends at our age - but it's tough being totally isolated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953325) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM Author: ruby mentally impaired heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49955040) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:12 AM Author: blue hominid JFC and you're complaining about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952942) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Talking turdskin Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing and watch how they react. It's not pretty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953309) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:46 AM Author: blue hominid go on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49960541) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: impertinent coffee pot juggernaut to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or form is an absolutely catastrophic, apocalyptic event. an ontological erasure. expect an extreme reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49960551) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: blue hominid I can't wait. Yet will have to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49961178) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975478) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM Author: ...,....,,........ titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975476) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:00 PM Author: rusted lay What would she do to you if she found out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952615) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:46 PM Author: Talking turdskin No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that she says shit like I'd still love you if you confessed but I've never touched another chick since 1999. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952720) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:39 AM Author: blue hominid tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952955) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 5:35 AM Author: crystalline internal respiration Stop fucking her completely
run flame that uve been cracking side chick all week or something, run flame on her
Say she cant get fucked again till she catches u with "side chick", let her have ur phone w 0 messages on it, make up stories about fucking side chick under your bed during the night/in your kids bedroom during the day etc, start leaving "evidence" behind like little notes written on restaurant tissue, hickeys
Tell her ur tapped out from fucking side chick and ur refactory period is like 2+ days now etc, ask chatgpt to print fake receipts for panties & stuff and leave them in the trash. Get really into it |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:29 AM Author: Cream Supple Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49952952) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:08 AM Author: Adulterous frozen theater stage volcanic crater Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953025) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Talking turdskin She's going back to work this year. She need two years for her pension to fully vest. Her retirement looks pretty nice. She's so cute and pretty with the sweetest voice...but also screams at me and tells me I ruined her life. I was never really hers and I e been living a lie etc. she's fucking nuts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953173) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:50 AM Author: Adulterous frozen theater stage volcanic crater good
she's Bored. period. that's the problem. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975551) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:11 AM Author: aphrodisiac hot parlor might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of infidelity accusations if there's no infidelity for you to enjoy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953030) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Talking turdskin I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern that worked for me 10 years ago that she is certain I was fucking. I did not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953168) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:29 AM Author: nubile brindle garrison She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953159) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:36 AM Author: Talking turdskin I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just be perfect for you. No idea what that means but I'm relatively sure she's not cheating on me. I could be wrong but I don't think so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953169) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Exciting knife 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953172) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Talking turdskin Fuck dude...I could use the help (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953175) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM Author: Exciting knife I'm down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953190) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Talking turdskin Good luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953194) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Exhilarant Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953620) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975552) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:20 PM Author: infuriating piazza 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953469) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:24 PM Author: mint rough-skinned genital piercing ... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953475) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:50 PM Author: pearly site FML just saw this going to KMS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953894) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM Author: ruby mentally impaired heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49955043) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:49 PM Author: pearly site you should be having affairs monthly not daily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953892) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:51 PM Author: mint rough-skinned genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49953897) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM Author: ruby mentally impaired heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49955044) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975553) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 7:56 PM Author: pearl twisted trailer park filthpig You find this hot and you know it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49954025) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 10:52 PM Author: Exhilarant Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49959861) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:20 PM Author: Hairraiser ultramarine deer antler ratface thoughts and prayers bro
also ttiwwop |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:15 AM Author: Umber library mediation turn her into your cuckquean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49955079) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:36 AM Author: Floppy rigpig She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to play into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49955102) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM Author: impertinent coffee pot juggernaut women are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49955393) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Talking turdskin Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save phone numbers and I can barely keep track of what day it is...but on this one particular issue I'm like 007 super spy level. That would be odd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49959010) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: impertinent coffee pot juggernaut I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained mug" is going to raise questins with pretty much any wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49960519) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:47 AM Author: gibberish (?) Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd have had a much better story. She gets new boobs on Thursday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975398) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 AM Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐) U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "look, you're going to Die. We're all going to Die. Get over it." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975401) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM Author: gibberish (?) YOLO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975410) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 12:59 AM Author: gibberish (?) Paid today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49983308) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:32 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: how big? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49983400) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:01 PM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.................... Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one night and there were two wine glasses on my coffee table and she accused me of cheating. In reality I was just a bachelor who used to drink a lot and didn’t clean up after myself and one glass was from the night before and the other was from the night before that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975563) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM Author: gibberish (?) Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975566) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2),#49975938) |