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Supposed Iran MOU
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface 1. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States, together with their allies in the current war, declare upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding an immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon, and undertake that from now on they will not launch any hostile action against each other, and will refrain from the threat or use of force against each other. The final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article and the remaining Articles.
2. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to respect each other’s sovereignty and territorial integrity, and to refrain from interfering in each other’s internal affairs.
3. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to negotiate and reach a final agreement within a maximum period of 60 days, extendable by mutual consent.
4. Immediately upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, the United States Lift the naval blockade and prevent any interference or obstruction against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and restore traffic within a maximum of 30 days to its full capacity; the traffic of ships shall be proportional to the pre-war volume of traffic on the part of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States also undertakes to withdraw its forces from the surrounding areas within 30 days after the final agreement.
5. Upon signing this Memorandum of Understanding, the Islamic Republic of Iran will immediately take steps to ensure that the movement of merchant ships from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa is resumed within 30 days to the pre-war volume, taking into account the need for the removal of technical obstacles and the neutralization of mines by Iran.
6. The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be formulated within 60 days.
7. The United States commits to ending, on a schedule to be agreed upon as part of the final agreement, all types of sanctions currently facing the Islamic Republic of Iran, including resolutions of the United Nations Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, both primary and secondary.
8. The Islamic Republic of Iran reiterates that it will never produce nuclear weapons. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States have agreed that the fate of enriched material and the fate of all other mutually agreed nuclear-related issues, including Iran’s nuclear needs, will be adequately addressed in a final agreement; the final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article.
9. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that, pending a final agreement, they will maintain the status quo: Iran will maintain the status quo on its nuclear program, and the United States will not impose new sanctions on Iran or strengthen its forces in the region.
10. The United States undertakes that immediately after the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and until the date of the lifting of sanctions, the United States Treasury Department will issue waivers for exports of Iranian crude oil, petrochemical products and their derivatives, and all related services, including banking, insurance, transportation, and the like.
11. The United States undertakes that, in light of the progress of negotiations towards a final agreement, frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran will be released and made fully available. These funds, whether held in the master account or transferred, will be used for any final beneficiary payment determined by the Central Bank of the Islamic Republic of Iran and will be fully available for use. The United States undertakes to issue all necessary permits and licenses on this basis.
12. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that an implementation mechanism will be established to oversee the successful implementation of and future commitment to the Final Agreement.
13. Following the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and upon receipt of assurances regarding the commencement of implementation of Articles 4, 5, 10, and 11 of this Memorandum of Understanding, and the continued implementation of these steps, the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States will enter into negotiations for a Final Agreement solely with respect to the remaining Articles.
14. The final agreement will be approved through a binding resolution of the UN Security Council. |
Date: June 16th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Point 3 - "The United States also undertakes to withdraw its forces from the surrounding areas within 30 days after the final agreement." = GODDAMN!
Point 6 - "The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion." = likely investment by Gulf allies (permanently harming pre-war standing with America) which is a BTFO
Point 7 - "The United States commits to ending, on a schedule to be agreed upon as part of the final agreement, all types of sanctions currently facing the Islamic Republic of Iran..." = US getting plowed in the ass long dick style
Point 10 - "The United States undertakes that immediately after the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding...[sanctions] waivers for exports of Iranian crude oil, petrochemical products and their derivatives, and all related services, including banking, insurance, transportation, and the like [will be issued]" = getting spitroasted by Parham and Darius
Point 11 - "The United States undertakes that, in light of the progress of negotiations towards a final agreement, frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran will be released and made fully available." = MAGA on suicide watch
If true, this vindicates all of my analysis and is utterly devastating to America's standing with its allies and enemies alike. This type of surrender should garner every American man, woman, and child an honorary French passport. Holy shit! |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: UN peacekeeper Para. 5: strait opening subject to extensions and caveats. Was this Iran’s first draft & trump was all like ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49942280) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface It's hard to believe we would agree to something this bad. Forget holding the cards...it's like we burned the entire deck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49942290) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: German pumo https://x.com/HormuzLetter/status/2066959386572960217 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49942329) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: gibberish (?) If Iran was smart they'd reject those investment deals. Far far more dangerous than any bombs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49942349) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:09 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Wisdom (at least not bringing in any outsiders or key equipment from the outside in order to complete them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49942393) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:44 PM Author: gibberish (?) Flooding Iran with dollars through the release of sanctions and allowing their oil to be sold at market is a greater threat to the regime than anything. Iran has almost as much oil as Saudi Arabia but their GDP per capita is a quarter of SA. Nobody is talking about building giant skyscrapers in Iran. And persians historically looked down on arabs as a shit classes of unsophisticated sand people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49942590) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: So we looked at the data Yup this is 4D chess, the more we give Iran the more we win. It's like how true antisemites ackshually support Israel because it makes patriots noootice more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49943676) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: gibberish (?) Iran is a shit poor theocracy. They are ready to ride out bombs but Netflix? Not so sure. Antisemite that supports Israel checking in as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49943908) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: ---------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!----------- So we are giving Iran some high interest loans to develop Trump hotels and golf courses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49942341) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: gay of hormuz Article 13 and how it works with Articles 4, 5, 10, and 11 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49942354) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:37 PM Author: UN peacekeeper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49942722) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 8:23 AM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49943606) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: So we looked at the data (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49943678) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: AZNgirl never signing Peace Deal w/AZNmen oh what a MAGA WIN!!! this is what POWER looks like! obama cld never win like this!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49942362) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: AZNgirl never signing Peace Deal w/AZNmen This is biggest capitulation in US history easily. Funniest provision is actually putting in writing that US is going to vacate the region. I mean ljl even after Fall of Saigon and Kabul US still had troops in Asia/Mideast
And getting rid of ALL furking sanctions immediately jfc lol. Amazing.
Hearty congrats to Gorgeous Persians |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:09 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface It's just fucking BRUTAL
Can't wait to see if Trump says he was misled when this does nothing to win him back the people he lost with war AND the neocons abandon and begin pummeling him |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:38 PM Author: AZNgirl never signing Peace Deal w/AZNmen rofl if u beleive these 60 IQ trumpkins will ever leave him, they are a furking cult and wont even remember this in a week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49942726) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:13 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface (said in the aftermath of a bunch of people having abandoned him, me being among them) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49943658) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 8:22 AM Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49943604) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 10:20 AM Author: UN peacekeeper It’s a very strong deal. Nobody knows what it is, but it’s very strong, and most people seem to be very happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49943831) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 11:17 AM Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari) Please have on my desk by Sunday morning. Thanls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49943943) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: a rich inner world (luis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874734&forum_id=2),#49943962) |