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Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, pla...
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  06/16/14
Soccermos, explain.
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  06/16/14
Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numb...
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  06/16/14
I was waiting for this. Imagine an NFL where every game ...
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  06/16/14
Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?
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(Actual retard)
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baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again s...
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bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or mis...
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And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there ha...
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They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are mov...
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Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defend...
anal fear-inspiring space nowag
  06/16/14
They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.
carnelian jap church building
  06/16/14
free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its j...
Henna Market Mediation
  06/16/14
any player famous for just blasting through the wall
rambunctious state voyeur
  06/16/14
lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good fr...
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pretty curvy stuff. Predict Lebron's success at being a ...
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  06/17/14
Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky d...
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  06/16/14
they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.
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It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when ...
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This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the questio...
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  06/16/14
lol. just do premise a sport around not using the most de...
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I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutiona...
rambunctious state voyeur
  06/16/14
180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains ...
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This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remembe...
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Too strong for their own good
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*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
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or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to ...
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  06/16/14
this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates ...
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It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break...
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brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned tea...
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  07/13/14
It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won...
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ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a ...
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  06/16/14
that's why these guys are the best at the game in their coun...
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they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back d...
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Makes me love hockey even more.
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its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport
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not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts
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All sports are fixed.
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maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.
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Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands...
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Like Baseketball psych out misses.
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*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course...
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*Is Rick Ankiel*
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they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer ...
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it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you'r...
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in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god
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we can still make it.
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: rambunctious state voyeur

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.

Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763661)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: rambunctious state voyeur



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Gay naked institution legend

Soccermos, explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763719)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: anal fear-inspiring space nowag

Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763728)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: rambunctious state voyeur

I was waiting for this.

Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763737)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Fragrant autistic heaven electric furnace

Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763757)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: avocado supple wrinkle

(Actual retard)

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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: sable sound barrier

baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib

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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: Flirting trust fund

bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#47297704)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Gay naked institution legend

And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763762)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: heady senate



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Shimmering razzle rehab associate



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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: carnelian jap church building

They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763747)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Shimmering razzle rehab associate



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Gay naked institution legend



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: anal fear-inspiring space nowag

Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763790)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: carnelian jap church building

They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763842)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Henna Market Mediation

free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763883)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: rambunctious state voyeur

any player famous for just blasting through the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763898)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Henna Market Mediation

lmao

check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763914)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: rambunctious state voyeur

pretty curvy stuff.

Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25765560)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: flushed beady-eyed macaca university

Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763751)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: Laughsome Parlor Foreskin

they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#47297734)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: aggressive shrine generalized bond

It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763748)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: rambunctious state voyeur

This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763765)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: purple titillating quadroon internal respiration

lol.

just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763802)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: rambunctious state voyeur

I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763827)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: purple titillating quadroon internal respiration

180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763837)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Impressive Abusive Blood Rage Pozpig

This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25924498)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: boyish stag film



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Infuriating striped hyena pocket flask

Too strong for their own good

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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: flesh gas station

*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763813)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Mewling Disgusting School Kitty

or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763815)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Henna Market Mediation

this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763864)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: sienna gaming laptop

It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25765660)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: buff resort son of senegal

brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25924534)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: violent sex offender

It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763817)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: domesticated hall



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Henna Market Mediation

ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763855)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: aquamarine dopamine

that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25768124)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Irradiated Messiness

they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763877)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: wine duck-like theatre



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: Aromatic piazza

Makes me love hockey even more.

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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: Henna Market Mediation



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: soggy seedy antidepressant drug



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: twisted lilac trailer park

its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25923931)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: racy address

not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts

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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: boyish stag film



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: Stirring azn laser beams

All sports are fixed.

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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: racy address

maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.

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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: soggy seedy antidepressant drug



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Shimmering razzle rehab associate

Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: Impressive Abusive Blood Rage Pozpig

Like Baseketball psych out misses.

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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: twisted lilac trailer park



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: soggy seedy antidepressant drug



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: boyish stag film

*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game*

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Shimmering razzle rehab associate

*Is Rick Ankiel*

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: boyish stag film



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: violent sex offender

they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925126)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: domesticated hall

it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925136)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: soggy seedy antidepressant drug

in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: domesticated hall

we can still make it.

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Shimmering razzle rehab associate

Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?

Oh, no it isn't?

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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: violent sex offender

how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy.

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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: soggy seedy antidepressant drug



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