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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: cyan people who are hurt lay

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: bronze aphrodisiac sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: hairless indian lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Frisky low-t institution pocket flask

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Naked indirect expression queen of the night

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Drab Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling hideous goyim personal credit line

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: hairless indian lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: lavender jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Drab Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: slimy glittery dragon tank

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Cerebral gas station pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: pink corn cake theater

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Disturbing whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Gaped crusty native dingle berry

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Copper wonderful point candlestick maker

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: twinkling box office

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Drab Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: chartreuse temple

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Supple rose fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: cream pistol

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: at-the-ready ultramarine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: clear plaza

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Supple rose fat ankles

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: cyan people who are hurt lay

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Disturbing whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: khaki ceo

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: silver gaming laptop chapel

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: khaki ceo

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: silver gaming laptop chapel

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Drab Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: bat shit crazy party of the first part

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Hyperactive Church

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Gay genital piercing crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: cream pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: cyan people who are hurt lay

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: silver gaming laptop chapel

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: cyan people who are hurt lay

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: cyan people who are hurt lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: pink corn cake theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: zippy razzle-dazzle forum codepig

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Sapphire galvanic space gunner

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: hairless indian lodge ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: brass hospital

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: silver gaming laptop chapel

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: pink corn cake theater

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: brass hospital

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: pink corn cake theater

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: brass hospital

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: pink corn cake theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: zippy razzle-dazzle forum codepig

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Frisky low-t institution pocket flask

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: zippy razzle-dazzle forum codepig

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: irate home

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Copper wonderful point candlestick maker

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: brass hospital

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: irate home

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Gay genital piercing crackhouse

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: honey-headed newt pozpig



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Gay genital piercing crackhouse



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: cocky confused house giraffe

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling jet theater stage round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: brass hospital



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: harsh fiercely-loyal heaven national security agency



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Copper wonderful point candlestick maker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: honey-headed newt pozpig



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Irradiated state



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Cerebral gas station pisswyrm



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: diverse balding market

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Razzle university



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Drab Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Copper wonderful point candlestick maker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2),#48360611)



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