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Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL
| salmon soul-stirring cruise ship philosopher-king | 06/16/14 |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: salmon soul-stirring cruise ship philosopher-king Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.
Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops |
Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM Author: salmon soul-stirring cruise ship philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763711) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM Author: greedy hell wagecucks Soccermos, explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763719) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM Author: White self-absorbed prole Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763728) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: salmon soul-stirring cruise ship philosopher-king I was waiting for this.
Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops. |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: Green Bossy Stead Gunner Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763757) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: coral flatulent water buffalo (Actual retard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25923934) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: Vermilion geriatric school new version baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25924487) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM Author: Vigorous shrine lettuce bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#47297704) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: greedy hell wagecucks And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763762) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: odious location international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925177) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM Author: Chocolate motley hominid principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925253) |
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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM Author: Swashbuckling canary step-uncle's house associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#38464954) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Dun Indirect Expression They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763747) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: Chocolate motley hominid principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763756) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: greedy hell wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763768) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM Author: White self-absorbed prole Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763790) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: Dun Indirect Expression They still fuck up free kicks most of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763842) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: razzle church weed whacker free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763883) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM Author: salmon soul-stirring cruise ship philosopher-king any player famous for just blasting through the wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763898) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: razzle church weed whacker lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: salmon soul-stirring cruise ship philosopher-king pretty curvy stuff.
Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Provocative azure crackhouse death wish Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763751) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: aphrodisiac gaped legal warrant point they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#47297734) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM Author: effete violent stag film It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763748) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: salmon soul-stirring cruise ship philosopher-king This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763765) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: charismatic casino antidepressant drug lol.
just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body. |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: salmon soul-stirring cruise ship philosopher-king I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763827) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM Author: charismatic casino antidepressant drug 180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763837) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: Frum pisswyrm This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25924498) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Cerise Property Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25923945) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Crusty Boltzmann Hissy Fit Too strong for their own good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763775) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: bespoke brilliant dog poop *Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: wine vivacious volcanic crater ceo or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763815) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: razzle church weed whacker this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763864) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM Author: irradiated unholy center It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25765660) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM Author: multi-colored indian lodge brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25924534) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM Author: Adventurous place of business cuck It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763817) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: exciting school cafeteria nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925127) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM Author: razzle church weed whacker ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763855) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM Author: well-lubricated pistol blood rage that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25768124) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: lascivious sanctuary they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763877) |
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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: House-broken chartreuse bbw coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25763916) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM Author: appetizing abusive corner factory reset button Makes me love hockey even more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25765573) |
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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM Author: razzle church weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25768074) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: Bateful cruel-hearted parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25923925) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: Hairraiser Whorehouse Reading Party its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25923931) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Glittery duck-like dilemma not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25923944) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Cerise Property Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25923938) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM Author: Spectacular Rigor Mediation All sports are fixed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25923967) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM Author: Glittery duck-like dilemma maybe, but soccer isn't a sport. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25923989) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: Bateful cruel-hearted parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25924421) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Chocolate motley hominid principal's office Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM Author: Frum pisswyrm Like Baseketball psych out misses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25924515) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: Hairraiser Whorehouse Reading Party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25924537) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM Author: Bateful cruel-hearted parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925112) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Cerise Property Boiling Water *pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925123) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: Chocolate motley hominid principal's office *Is Rick Ankiel* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925238) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: Cerise Property Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925281) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Adventurous place of business cuck they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925126) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: exciting school cafeteria nowag it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925136) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: Bateful cruel-hearted parlour in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925146) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM Author: exciting school cafeteria nowag we can still make it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925163) |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: Chocolate motley hominid principal's office Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?
Oh, no it isn't? |
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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM Author: Adventurous place of business cuck how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#25925346) |
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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM Author: Bateful cruel-hearted parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#27140560) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM Author: irradiated unholy center http://gfycat.com/CheapMaleAntelopegroundsquirrel# (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#27174133) |
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Date: November 25th, 2022 3:55 PM Author: Swashbuckling canary step-uncle's house associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#45543934) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:38 AM Author: salmon soul-stirring cruise ship philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#47297701) |
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Date: September 16th, 2024 3:04 PM Author: Swashbuckling canary step-uncle's house associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#48095166) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Swashbuckling canary step-uncle's house associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#49952317) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 7:48 PM Author: Swashbuckling canary step-uncle's house associate I’m convinced players do this to make soccer seem harder than it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#49966251) |
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Date: June 27th, 2026 7:54 PM Author: histrionic violent stage digit ratio Retarded Americans like games where scoring is very easy. They would love soccer if it was some scheme where it was just a succession of penalty kicks and the score was in the 50s. And of course they love games where they can watch hundreds of ads in 3 hours as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#49966264) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Metal Up Your Ass Doesn't really address the op.
The margin of error on these shots is ridiculous. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2),#49977448) |