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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
honey-headed supple crackhouse french chef
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
...
gold wagecucks
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
bespoke library
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
fragrant range sex offender
  01/29/16
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Bat shit crazy bawdyhouse
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
Blue Mediation Theater
  07/03/15
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Talking native cumskin
  07/09/15
180 lulz
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  09/01/15
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self-centered internal respiration rigpig
  09/03/15
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learning disabled big-titted shrine
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Blue Mediation Theater
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
puce vigorous lodge
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
wonderful angry corner legend
  07/03/15
Rude
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
saffron demanding gaming laptop legal warrant
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Rambunctious mother
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Rambunctious mother
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Slimy feces cuckold
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
insecure razzmatazz jew fat ankles
  07/03/15
lol
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Flatulent temple turdskin
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Impressive school cafeteria skinny woman
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Histrionic Half-breed
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
bespoke library
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
puce vigorous lodge
  07/03/15
180
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Dun spectacular love of her life locus
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
bateful business firm
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
vibrant international law enforcement agency station
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Rambunctious mother
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
ocher death wish
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Swollen Karate Location
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
aquamarine hominid brunch
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
low-t laughsome address newt
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
Comical Church
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
Gay mewling son of senegal roommate
  09/01/15
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Provocative Theater Stage
  09/03/15
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swashbuckling sienna twinkling uncleanness center
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
passionate lay codepig
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
fragrant range sex offender
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
fragrant range sex offender
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  01/29/16
180
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  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
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  08/20/16
I'm chandler
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  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
Scarlet doctorate nowag
  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
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  08/20/16
I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shi...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: honey-headed supple crackhouse french chef

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: gold wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: bespoke library

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: fragrant range sex offender

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Blue Mediation Theater

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: Talking native cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: judgmental sapphire reading party

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: self-centered internal respiration rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: learning disabled big-titted shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Blue Mediation Theater

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: puce vigorous lodge

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: wonderful angry corner legend

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: saffron demanding gaming laptop legal warrant

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Rambunctious mother

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious mother

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Slimy feces cuckold

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: insecure razzmatazz jew fat ankles

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Flatulent temple turdskin

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Impressive school cafeteria skinny woman

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Histrionic Half-breed

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: bespoke library

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: puce vigorous lodge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Dun spectacular love of her life locus

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: bateful business firm

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: vibrant international law enforcement agency station

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious mother

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: ocher death wish

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Swollen Karate Location

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: aquamarine hominid brunch

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: low-t laughsome address newt

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Comical Church

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Gay mewling son of senegal roommate

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Provocative Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling sienna twinkling uncleanness center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: passionate lay codepig

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: fragrant range sex offender

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: fragrant range sex offender

You're a lawyer, right?

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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

Maybe. Why do you ask?

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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Bisexual heaven

180

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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: lascivious brindle kitchen crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: lascivious brindle kitchen crotch



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2),#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: lascivious brindle kitchen crotch

?

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

ITS YOU!

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: lascivious brindle kitchen crotch

I'm chandler

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

I know, faggot.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Boyish geriatric forum

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

Long story, bro.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Boyish geriatric forum

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Abnormal Ratface Area

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: glittery glassy indirect expression



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: lascivious brindle kitchen crotch



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Scarlet doctorate nowag

I remember this like it was yesterday.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: lascivious brindle kitchen crotch



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Pungent vivacious kitty



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: lascivious brindle kitchen crotch

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: lascivious brindle kitchen crotch



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Pungent vivacious kitty



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: hideous persian boistinker



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