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Date: July 13th, 2015 8:23 PM Author: canary dilemma new version
Minute 1: Slipping the VHS on the counter to the blue-poloed teenager who greets you loudly.
Minute 2: bee-line for the new releases in the back.
Minutes 3-12: a slow walk across the back aisles, methodically looking up and down the shelves, occasionally flipping the boxes to read them. Select 2 or 3 possibilities.
Minute 13: find companion; share 2 or 3 possibilities; get immediately vetoed.
Minute 14: view their possibilities; veto all of them.
Minute 15: verify that the one new release you REALLY want still is not in stock.
Minute 16: go back to front counter; ask about that new release. [N.B.: in advanced stages, this will result in a coupon for a free movie.]
Minutes 17-21: start down the comedies aisle.
Minutes 22-26: start down the action aisle.
Minutes 27-31: rapidly glance at other aisles.
Minute 32: linger in front of a Red Shoe Diaries box while acting like you're not.
Minute 33: companion offers a comedy; you veto.
Minute 34: you go back to one of your original new release selections; companion caves, holds it for a moment.
Minute 35: bump into neighbor who saw that popular new release in the theater and LOVED it, but it's still not in stock.
Minutes 36-37: continue conversation with neighbor while glancing about shelves.
Minute 38: "Do we have popcorn at home?"
Minute 39: companion offers second movie as compromise pick; you reluctantly agree and will rent two.
Minutes 40-42: slow walk to front because you still glance at shelves in case you miss something.
Minutes 43-44: wait in line.
Minute 45: you're about to checkout when the teenager says, "Oh, and this movie just came in." You look at your companion; you look at the two VHSes in your hands; and you have a decision to make....
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Date: July 13th, 2015 8:34 PM Author: Carnelian Boyish Ratface Gas Station
of course this is after spending a good hour at Tower Records.....
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2934557&forum_id=2),#28321962)
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Date: July 13th, 2015 11:29 PM Author: Bespoke mildly autistic dragon
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There'sa certain "hunter" aspect you feel when you go out and have to HUNT for the movie you wish to see.
You understand the TRUE FEELING OF FAILURE when the movie you wanted to see is OUT.
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Date: July 13th, 2015 11:29 PM Author: racy partner mother
Minute 14: Browse the "AO+" section of the video games, read the description
"Wanton violence"
"Graphic Sexual Content"
Minute 16: Wonder why Japs are so fucked up in the head.
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Date: July 14th, 2015 2:04 AM Author: Aromatic address
lol at companion-havers
for me it would have been "ADHD-riddled friend with irredeemably bad taste in action flicks"
but i cant lie, renting wrestling games on N64 was dope AF
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Date: February 7th, 2016 9:52 AM Author: Cerebral Deranged Ceo Area
Spent literal weeks of my life in a BB/Hollywood Video.
Now just browse to documentaries online.
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Date: January 9th, 2018 1:00 AM Author: costumed stimulating locus
This OP brought to you by: Adderall.
*New Line Cinema intro plays as logo floats into view*
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