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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
vivacious bright boistinker
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Autistic Hospital
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Autistic Hospital
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Autistic Hospital
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Autistic Hospital
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Autistic Hospital
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Autistic Hospital
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
vivacious bright boistinker
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
vivacious bright boistinker
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
wild ivory travel guidebook
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
vivacious bright boistinker
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
vivacious bright boistinker
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trip free-loading abode private investor
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Salmon nubile theater useless brakes
  05/22/26
Colt
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Stirring Twinkling Uncleanness Jewess
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Big-titted Hunting Ground Market
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Disco Fries
Flesh diverse internal respiration
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
sinister beady-eyed ceo
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Stirring Twinkling Uncleanness Jewess
  05/22/26
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Wonderful haunting gay wizard theater stage
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Stirring Twinkling Uncleanness Jewess
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
trip free-loading abode private investor
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Stirring Twinkling Uncleanness Jewess
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
hideous aromatic meetinghouse persian
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
vivacious bright boistinker
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Hyperactive Stage Alpha
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Cruel-hearted motley stag film deer antler
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Sable Floppy Chapel Background Story
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
vivacious bright boistinker
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Flesh diverse internal respiration
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
black misanthropic den goyim
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
vivacious bright boistinker
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Sable Floppy Chapel Background Story
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
sinister beady-eyed ceo
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
wild ivory travel guidebook
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vivacious bright boistinker
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Cerise Immigrant Fanboi
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vivacious bright boistinker
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
vivacious bright boistinker
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
ruby awkward sex offender
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
trip free-loading abode private investor
  05/24/26
mods
Sepia racy sanctuary faggot firefighter
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
disgusting mother
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Swashbuckling up-to-no-good electric furnace
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
disgusting mother
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Amazing 🐶
Swashbuckling up-to-no-good electric furnace
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Bipolar Cerebral Clown
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
disgusting mother
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
laughsome roast beef
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
vivacious bright boistinker
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lol
wild ivory travel guidebook
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Cerise Immigrant Fanboi
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
vengeful brunch
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
vivacious bright boistinker
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
vengeful brunch
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Link?
vivacious bright boistinker
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
vengeful brunch
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
mischievous copper senate
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
vivacious bright boistinker
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
vivacious bright boistinker
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
vivacious bright boistinker
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
vivacious bright boistinker
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Dashing hateful jew
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They have a pretty sick IG
vivacious bright boistinker
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
vengeful brunch
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
soul-stirring canary philosopher-king rigor
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Shivering garrison pozpig
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Shipley was asking for it.
vivacious bright boistinker
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AI
Flesh diverse internal respiration
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
trip free-loading abode private investor
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49963539)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49963546)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Autistic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: wild ivory travel guidebook

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: trip free-loading abode private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Salmon nubile theater useless brakes

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Stirring Twinkling Uncleanness Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Turquoise Histrionic Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Sable Floppy Chapel Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Big-titted Hunting Ground Market



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Flesh diverse internal respiration

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: sinister beady-eyed ceo

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Stirring Twinkling Uncleanness Jewess

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Wonderful haunting gay wizard theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Stirring Twinkling Uncleanness Jewess

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: trip free-loading abode private investor

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Stirring Twinkling Uncleanness Jewess

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: hideous aromatic meetinghouse persian

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive Stage Alpha

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted motley stag film deer antler

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Sable Floppy Chapel Background Story

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Flesh diverse internal respiration

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: black misanthropic den goyim

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Sable Floppy Chapel Background Story

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: sinister beady-eyed ceo

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: wild ivory travel guidebook

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Cerise Immigrant Fanboi

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: ruby awkward sex offender

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: trip free-loading abode private investor

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Sepia racy sanctuary faggot firefighter

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: disgusting mother

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling up-to-no-good electric furnace

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: disgusting mother

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling up-to-no-good electric furnace

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Bipolar Cerebral Clown

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: disgusting mother

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: laughsome roast beef

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: wild ivory travel guidebook

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Cerise Immigrant Fanboi

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: vengeful brunch

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: vengeful brunch

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: vengeful brunch

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: mischievous copper senate

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Dashing hateful jew

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: vengeful brunch

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring canary philosopher-king rigor

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Thriller brilliant cuckoldry

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Shivering garrison pozpig

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: vivacious bright boistinker

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Flesh diverse internal respiration

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: trip free-loading abode private investor

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: hairraiser kink-friendly gaming laptop son of senegal

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899877)