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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
elite doobsian ape
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
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  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
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  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
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  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
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  08/30/25
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  09/05/25
, he lisped
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  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
dull judgmental cruise ship
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
elite doobsian ape
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
dull judgmental cruise ship
  08/31/25
...
Cream Greedy Point Cuckold
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  08/31/25
delusional take
Cream Greedy Point Cuckold
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
hot galvanic site gay wizard
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
elite doobsian ape
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
elite doobsian ape
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse
  09/05/25
...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
supple lodge
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse
  09/05/25
...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
elite doobsian ape
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
gay vengeful piazza pervert
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
gay vengeful piazza pervert
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  09/05/25
Kenny
unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
elite doobsian ape
  09/06/25
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overrated set therapy
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
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  09/06/25
...
overrated set therapy
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
elite doobsian ape
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Glittery green newt
  09/07/25
Explain
elite doobsian ape
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
costumed indian lodge wrinkle
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
elite doobsian ape
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
elite doobsian ape
  09/07/25
...
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  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
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  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse
  01/18/26
...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Sexy titillating theater stage
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
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  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
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  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
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  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
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  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
elite doobsian ape
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
elite doobsian ape
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
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bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
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  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Sickened Generalized Bond
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
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  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
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  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
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  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
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  05/28/26
...
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  05/28/26
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elite doobsian ape
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
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  07/12/26
...
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
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  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: elite doobsian ape

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: vibrant mustard sex offender business firm

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: diverse amber house dragon

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Violet Legend Nursing Home

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: alcoholic sapphire church sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: flushed irradiated lay community account

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: dull judgmental cruise ship

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: elite doobsian ape

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: dull judgmental cruise ship

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Cream Greedy Point Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Cream Greedy Point Cuckold

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: hot galvanic site gay wizard

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: elite doobsian ape

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: elite doobsian ape

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: supple lodge

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: elite doobsian ape

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: gay vengeful piazza pervert

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: gay vengeful piazza pervert

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: elite doobsian ape

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: overrated set therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: overrated set therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: elite doobsian ape

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Glittery green newt

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: elite doobsian ape

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: costumed indian lodge wrinkle

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: elite doobsian ape

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: elite doobsian ape

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: hot galvanic site gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Sexy titillating theater stage

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: elite doobsian ape

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: elite doobsian ape

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Sickened Generalized Bond

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: elite doobsian ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Learning disabled avocado laser beams institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Excitant nofapping famous landscape painting

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: unholy aqua love of her life crackhouse

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2),#50126050)