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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
big confused immigrant shrine
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
spectacular cruel-hearted menage
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
spectacular cruel-hearted menage
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
spectacular cruel-hearted menage
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
spectacular cruel-hearted menage
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
spectacular cruel-hearted menage
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
spectacular cruel-hearted menage
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
big confused immigrant shrine
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
big confused immigrant shrine
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Alcoholic zippy forum
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
big confused immigrant shrine
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
big confused immigrant shrine
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Boyish theatre
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Godawful Pervert Gay Wizard
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Disco Fries
doobsian abode
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
mustard ticket booth
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
stirring principal's office
  05/22/26
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Appetizing rose hospital
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
stirring principal's office
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Boyish theatre
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
stirring principal's office
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
autistic sneaky criminal
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
big confused immigrant shrine
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Bearded canary nursing home
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
thriller bistre potus
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Black hilarious parlor dysfunction
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
big confused immigrant shrine
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
doobsian abode
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
heady stag film gunner
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
big confused immigrant shrine
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Black hilarious parlor dysfunction
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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big confused immigrant shrine
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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big confused immigrant shrine
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
big confused immigrant shrine
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Vibrant Frum Goyim
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Boyish theatre
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mods
metal deranged center shitlib
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Dashing Crotch
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
motley dragon
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Dashing Crotch
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Amazing 🐶
motley dragon
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Dashing Crotch
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
big confused immigrant shrine
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lol
Alcoholic zippy forum
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
bat shit crazy galvanic university boltzmann
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
big confused immigrant shrine
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic zippy forum

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Boyish theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: sapphire exhilarant location juggernaut

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: stirring principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: harsh concupiscible field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Black hilarious parlor dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Godawful Pervert Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: doobsian abode

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: mustard ticket booth

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: stirring principal's office

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Appetizing rose hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: stirring principal's office

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Boyish theatre

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: stirring principal's office

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: autistic sneaky criminal

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Bearded canary nursing home

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: thriller bistre potus

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Black hilarious parlor dysfunction

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: doobsian abode

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: heady stag film gunner

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Black hilarious parlor dysfunction

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: mustard ticket booth

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic zippy forum

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: bat shit crazy galvanic university boltzmann

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Vibrant Frum Goyim

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Boyish theatre

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: metal deranged center shitlib

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Dashing Crotch

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: motley dragon

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Dashing Crotch

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: motley dragon

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: shaky exciting business firm

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Dashing Crotch

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: trip home hairy legs

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic zippy forum

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: bat shit crazy galvanic university boltzmann

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded site circlehead

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded site circlehead

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded site circlehead

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: chrome titillating gas station

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: maize bull headed depressive den

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded site circlehead

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Pink insecure rigpig incel

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: zombie-like orchid really tough guy office

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: big confused immigrant shrine

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: doobsian abode

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Boyish theatre

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Ruby cerebral state

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899877)