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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
low-t rambunctious shitlib
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Chrome Massive Point
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Chrome Massive Point
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Chrome Massive Point
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Chrome Massive Point
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Chrome Massive Point
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Chrome Massive Point
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Chrome Massive Point
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Chrome Massive Point
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Chrome Massive Point
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
low-t rambunctious shitlib
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
low-t rambunctious shitlib
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
charismatic ratface house
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
low-t rambunctious shitlib
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Impertinent Parlour
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Henna deer antler
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Colt
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Disco Fries
Galvanic painfully honest wagecucks
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Cyan laughsome hospital
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
motley shrine
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Pearl forum ceo
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
motley shrine
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Impertinent Parlour
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
motley shrine
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Dull rigpig principal's office
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
low-t rambunctious shitlib
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Plum Big Garrison
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Bateful rose main people field
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
wonderful big-titted crackhouse
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
low-t rambunctious shitlib
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Galvanic painfully honest wagecucks
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
submissive theater stage newt
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
low-t rambunctious shitlib
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
wonderful big-titted crackhouse
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Cyan laughsome hospital
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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low-t rambunctious shitlib
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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low-t rambunctious shitlib
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
low-t rambunctious shitlib
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
cracking orchestra pit
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Impertinent Parlour
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Ruby cuck
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Mahogany duck-like nursing home
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
low-t rambunctious shitlib
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lol
charismatic ratface house
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
soul-stirring doctorate candlestick maker
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
concupiscible philosopher-king clown
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
low-t rambunctious shitlib
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
concupiscible philosopher-king clown
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
Galvanic painfully honest wagecucks
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Impertinent Parlour
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Chrome Massive Point

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Chrome Massive Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: charismatic ratface house

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Impertinent Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Henna deer antler

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: motley shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: bearded whorehouse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: wonderful big-titted crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Glassy hateful plaza



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Galvanic painfully honest wagecucks

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cyan laughsome hospital

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: motley shrine

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Pearl forum ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: motley shrine

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Impertinent Parlour

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: motley shrine

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Dull rigpig principal's office

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Plum Big Garrison

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Bateful rose main people field

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: wonderful big-titted crackhouse

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Galvanic painfully honest wagecucks

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: submissive theater stage newt

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: wonderful big-titted crackhouse

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Cyan laughsome hospital

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: charismatic ratface house

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring doctorate candlestick maker

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: cracking orchestra pit

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Impertinent Parlour

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2),#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Ruby cuck

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Mahogany duck-like nursing home

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Lascivious french resort

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Mahogany duck-like nursing home

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Lascivious french resort

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: rough-skinned kitchen

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Mahogany duck-like nursing home

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Passionate Godawful Tanning Salon

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: charismatic ratface house

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring doctorate candlestick maker

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: concupiscible philosopher-king clown

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: concupiscible philosopher-king clown

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: concupiscible philosopher-king clown

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: vigorous puppy

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Free-loading Aromatic Church Building

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: concupiscible philosopher-king clown

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: sexy provocative theater

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Dark sneaky criminal theatre

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: fighting chapel fanboi

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: low-t rambunctious shitlib

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Galvanic painfully honest wagecucks

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Impertinent Parlour

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: indigo casino

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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