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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
milky duck-like ape
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Stimulating Twinkling Volcanic Crater
  01/05/14
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zippy cuckold
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
milky duck-like ape
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
milky duck-like ape
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
milky duck-like ape
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
milky duck-like ape
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Amethyst Cumskin Sound Barrier
  06/25/12
...
big-titted bronze house
  06/25/12
Jesus
Heady round eye space
  06/25/12
literally rofling
cerise fear-inspiring alpha garrison
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Thriller embarrassed to the bone scourge upon the earth
  08/02/12
crying
wine stage
  08/29/12
...
charismatic generalized bond
  02/22/13
...
sable sticky preventive strike
  08/21/13
lost my shit
vermilion talented cuckoldry headpube
  03/19/14
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flushed mother step-uncle's house
  06/27/14
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razzle-dazzle turquoise fortuitous meteor
  06/27/14
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Ultramarine Crackhouse Macaca
  09/14/17
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Contagious reading party locus
  07/20/18
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Contagious reading party locus
  02/09/19
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grizzly bearded nursing home sneaky criminal
  07/11/19
...
Tripping soul-stirring tanning salon karate
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
abnormal drab school blood rage
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
milky duck-like ape
  06/25/12
cop
big-titted bronze house
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
big-titted bronze house
  06/25/12
...
Amethyst Cumskin Sound Barrier
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Slimy boyish weed whacker menage
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
mustard vivacious elastic band church building
  08/02/12
...
maroon coffee pot
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
brass pontificating quadroon
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
maize deranged institution
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
big-titted bronze house
  06/25/12
...
Cowardly adventurous newt university
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
big-titted bronze house
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
mustard vivacious elastic band church building
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
irradiated citrine private investor
  08/21/13
...
milky duck-like ape
  06/25/12
...
aqua range
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Flirting Goyim
  06/25/12
...
maroon coffee pot
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
snowy wonderful parlor
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
milky duck-like ape
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Diverse Field
  06/25/12
...
milky duck-like ape
  06/26/12
...
maroon coffee pot
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
high-end poppy stag film sandwich
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
milky duck-like ape
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
cruel-hearted gay wizard
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
onyx travel guidebook
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
milky duck-like ape
  08/02/12
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milky duck-like ape
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Thriller embarrassed to the bone scourge upon the earth
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
mustard vivacious elastic band church building
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
mustard vivacious elastic band church building
  08/02/12
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Racy cordovan doctorate library
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
milky duck-like ape
  08/02/12
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navy rigor
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
mustard vivacious elastic band church building
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
onyx travel guidebook
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
milky duck-like ape
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
mustard vivacious elastic band church building
  08/06/12
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Racy cordovan doctorate library
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Iridescent halford station
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Racy cordovan doctorate library
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
milky duck-like ape
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
sable sticky preventive strike
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mustard vivacious elastic band church building
  02/22/13
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maroon coffee pot
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
sable sticky preventive strike
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
irradiated citrine private investor
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
sable sticky preventive strike
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
flushed mother step-uncle's house
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
irradiated citrine private investor
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
startled home
  08/21/13
180
maroon coffee pot
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
maroon coffee pot
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maroon coffee pot
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idiotic white ticket booth corn cake
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Spruce Bull Headed Trump Supporter
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flushed mother step-uncle's house
  06/27/14
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Hyperactive Native
  07/22/14
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carnelian exhilarant pervert
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
carnelian exhilarant pervert
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Bisexual Gas Station
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Glittery olive people who are hurt
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mustard vivacious elastic band church building
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Amber At-the-ready National Shitlib
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
pungent piazza
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flesh bateful international law enforcement agency dilemma
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Aphrodisiac Bright Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse
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topaz metal principal's office
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Amber At-the-ready National Shitlib
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mustard vivacious elastic band church building
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Amber At-the-ready National Shitlib
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dashing whorehouse windowlicker
  10/01/17
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high-end poppy stag film sandwich
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Spectacular regret pit
  01/29/18
where did he go
Mewling partner
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high-end poppy stag film sandwich
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greedy rose theater new version
  01/25/19
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  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
up-to-no-good faggot firefighter
  05/26/19
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lake chad patrolman
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Tripping soul-stirring tanning salon karate
  08/27/21
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offensive low-t ceo corner
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
tiny pink ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
dark patterns
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Stimulating Twinkling Volcanic Crater

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: zippy cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Amethyst Cumskin Sound Barrier

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: big-titted bronze house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Heady round eye space

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: cerise fear-inspiring alpha garrison

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Thriller embarrassed to the bone scourge upon the earth

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: wine stage

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: charismatic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: sable sticky preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: vermilion talented cuckoldry headpube

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: flushed mother step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle turquoise fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine Crackhouse Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Contagious reading party locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Contagious reading party locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: grizzly bearded nursing home sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Tripping soul-stirring tanning salon karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: abnormal drab school blood rage

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: big-titted bronze house

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: big-titted bronze house

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Amethyst Cumskin Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Slimy boyish weed whacker menage

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band church building

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: maroon coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: brass pontificating quadroon

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: maize deranged institution

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: big-titted bronze house

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Cowardly adventurous newt university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: big-titted bronze house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band church building

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: irradiated citrine private investor

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: aqua range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Flirting Goyim

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: snowy wonderful parlor

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Diverse Field

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: milky duck-like ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: high-end poppy stag film sandwich

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted gay wizard

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: onyx travel guidebook

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Thriller embarrassed to the bone scourge upon the earth

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band church building

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band church building

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Racy cordovan doctorate library



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape

Much love for the shout, Box.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: navy rigor



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band church building

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: onyx travel guidebook

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: milky duck-like ape

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band church building

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Balding electric property

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band church building



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Racy cordovan doctorate library



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Iridescent halford station

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Racy cordovan doctorate library



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: milky duck-like ape

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: sable sticky preventive strike

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band church building



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: maroon coffee pot



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: sable sticky preventive strike

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: irradiated citrine private investor

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: sable sticky preventive strike

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: flushed mother step-uncle's house

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: irradiated citrine private investor

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: startled home

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: maroon coffee pot



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: idiotic white ticket booth corn cake



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Spruce Bull Headed Trump Supporter

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: flushed mother step-uncle's house



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Hyperactive Native



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: carnelian exhilarant pervert



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: carnelian exhilarant pervert

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Bisexual Gas Station



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Glittery olive people who are hurt

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band church building



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Amber At-the-ready National Shitlib



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: pungent piazza

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: flesh bateful international law enforcement agency dilemma



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bright Sweet Tailpipe Meetinghouse



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: topaz metal principal's office



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed henna mood center

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: curious hot genital piercing

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Amber At-the-ready National Shitlib



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: mustard vivacious elastic band church building



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Amber At-the-ready National Shitlib



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: dashing whorehouse windowlicker



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: high-end poppy stag film sandwich



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Spectacular regret pit

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Mewling partner

where did he go

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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good faggot firefighter

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2),#49964828)