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A day in the life of Ron Paul's America

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws elimi...
Violent stain theater
  08/20/12
Where are the Somali gangs?
vigorous hell
  08/20/12
Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian techn...
twinkling property sound barrier
  08/22/12
(actual 2012 Galveston)
Insecure canary dragon
  08/21/12
how far is your car parked from your office
Insecure canary dragon
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nude redditor
  07/13/26
(it is 1887)
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  08/20/12
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Pungent Yellow Stage
  04/16/15
lmfao moar
Orchid cheese-eating rigor
  08/20/12
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galvanic crimson chapel friendly grandma
  08/20/12
wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though
vivacious pozpig
  08/20/12
11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.
Titillating nursing home
  08/20/12
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at-the-ready razzmatazz multi-billionaire juggernaut
  12/15/12
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curious twisted mad-dog skullcap
  09/07/22
this was me
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/13/26
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shivering voyeur
  08/20/12
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lascivious vengeful mediation
  08/20/12
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fantasy-prone water buffalo goal in life
  08/21/12
this is actually insightful
shimmering garrison
  10/12/12
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learning disabled gay wizard
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low-t charcoal hall
  08/20/12
3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial comp...
Violent stain theater
  08/20/12
180^180
Orchid cheese-eating rigor
  08/20/12
yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to ...
low-t charcoal hall
  08/20/12
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exhilarant stage
  05/02/19
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odious soggy ladyboy
  09/07/22
"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your...
Orchid cheese-eating rigor
  08/20/12
The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and so...
Titillating nursing home
  08/20/12
180 180
flushed self-absorbed internal respiration
  08/21/12
Holy fuck 180
indecent tanning salon shitlib
  08/21/12
I lolled heartily, good sir.
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swashbuckling saffron national
  09/06/12
lol
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  10/08/12
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soul-stirring pit queen of the night
  10/12/12
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flushed self-absorbed internal respiration
  10/12/12
This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.
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Unholy beta ceo
  05/02/19
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Insecure canary dragon
  08/20/12
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Violent stain theater
  08/20/12
11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subseque...
hairraiser frisky cruise ship
  08/20/12
An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarc...
Insecure canary dragon
  08/20/12
"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes ...
Titillating nursing home
  08/20/12
Shh you're being too realistic
vigorous hell
  10/08/12
ok, this made me laff.
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Violent stain theater
  08/21/12
def credited lifestyle.
flushed self-absorbed internal respiration
  08/21/12
MOAR
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  08/21/12
11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrust...
Violent stain theater
  08/21/12
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Internet-worthy laughsome corn cake
  08/22/12
Twist: it is Glenn Beck.
twinkling property sound barrier
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Olive ungodly field
  08/23/12
BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT! (CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)
vigorous hell
  10/08/12
Seriously underrated
Aromatic Home Associate
  10/12/12
Still the best post ITT
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provocative really tough guy mental disorder
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Internet-worthy laughsome corn cake
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Orchid cheese-eating rigor
  10/08/12
The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller...
Arrogant lemon church building laser beams
  10/12/12
Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes ...
Titillating nursing home
  10/12/12
cr
flushed self-absorbed internal respiration
  10/12/12
First, Somalia is not "libertarian". Second, al...
racy naked party of the first part
  10/12/12
holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithea...
garnet step-uncle's house gunner
  10/12/12
oh look! an actual retard! What you need to do is move to...
flushed self-absorbed internal respiration
  10/12/12
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aqua mentally impaired brunch ape
  10/12/12
Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thou...
Titillating nursing home
  10/12/12
huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the &...
racy naked party of the first part
  10/12/12
At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war tha...
Titillating nursing home
  10/12/12
"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil w...
racy naked party of the first part
  10/12/12
Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conv...
flushed self-absorbed internal respiration
  10/12/12
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apoplectic flirting abode regret
  10/12/12
This. This on steroids.
aqua mentally impaired brunch ape
  10/12/12
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low-t charcoal hall
  11/02/12
Do you understand the word "nadir?"
Titillating nursing home
  10/12/12
I think he does. Do you?
aqua mentally impaired brunch ape
  10/12/12
To be fair, *Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragma...
Spectacular preventive strike point
  12/15/12
i sense anger.
flushed self-absorbed internal respiration
  12/15/12
To be fair, Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political ...
Spectacular preventive strike point
  12/15/12
180
at-the-ready razzmatazz multi-billionaire juggernaut
  12/15/12
I believe that's the point, good sir!
passionate location idiot
  11/20/15
Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.
Bistre stag film
  12/15/12
To be fair, Government should be forced to rigorously jus...
Spectacular preventive strike point
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at-the-ready razzmatazz multi-billionaire juggernaut
  12/15/12
To be fair, CGM and his ilk routinely argue against publi...
Violent stain theater
  12/15/12
"Public" roads tend to be government allocated sub...
exhilarant stage
  05/02/19
A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagr...
Irradiated whorehouse chad
  12/15/12
Extremely cr.
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contagious nowag
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Cracking ratface
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talented becky scourge upon the earth
  07/05/15
how did i miss this
Metal volcanic crater
  11/20/15
TCQ
passionate location idiot
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talented becky scourge upon the earth
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vibrant insane space reading party
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talented becky scourge upon the earth
  02/07/19
this is joe bidens america so its funny now
comical house yarmulke
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Stirring native
  08/26/23
This is so quaint now.
chestnut useless orchestra pit
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Emerald Domesticated Legend
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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:15 PM
Author: Violent stain theater

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws eliminated, a coal-fired power plant is being built next to your house

6:30AM Breakfast - 12 whole eggs cooked well to kill the salmonella

7AM Dig up some physical gold from one of your secret caches to pay for the day's expenses

8AM Drive to work, paying tolls every mile. You're delayed because some rich doods paid for exclusive access to the fastest route to your jerb today

9:30AM With the economy in ruins, your boss greets you with a pink slip.

10AM Walk back to your car, stepping over pox-ridden hags dying in the street, running occasionally to evade gangs of feral children armed with Saturday Night Specials

11AM Back at home, work on lawsuit against coal plant for damages to your QOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379818)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: vigorous hell

Where are the Somali gangs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21380852)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:47 AM
Author: twinkling property sound barrier

Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian technicals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21394740)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: Insecure canary dragon

(actual 2012 Galveston)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21386864)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: Insecure canary dragon

how far is your car parked from your office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21945976)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: nude redditor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#49998088)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: boyish cream wrinkle box office

(it is 1887)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379824)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Pungent Yellow Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#27700165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: Orchid cheese-eating rigor

lmfao

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: galvanic crimson chapel friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379847)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: vivacious pozpig

wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379852)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Titillating nursing home

11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379857)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready razzmatazz multi-billionaire juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22255664)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: curious twisted mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#45131129)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#49998093)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: shivering voyeur

Meticulously track shipping records of local chemical company to ensure that you dont consume any products that are manufactured with their products, because they polluted a local river. Distribute your findings to locals using Ham radio, which has literally no effect whatsoever on the company's bottom line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379861)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: lascivious vengeful mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379879)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:39 AM
Author: fantasy-prone water buffalo goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21386770)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: shimmering garrison

this is actually insightful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771448)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: learning disabled gay wizard

9:00 AM: I pack some hardtack for the road because I have to take my horse and buggy into town to get supplies for ma and pa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379867)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: low-t charcoal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379892)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:32 PM
Author: Violent stain theater

3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial company, get an email response seconds later: "Ding!" You submit the suit to all the other judicial companies recognized in your area and get the same response. You write to them asking for an explanation and get an automated do-not-reply email. You scan their websites for customer service contacts, but are directed to use the same online form that resulted in your ding.

3:30PM You smoke a lot of weed to calm down and fall asleep

7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold. You grab your trusty Barrett .50cal and tell them to gtfo. They respond by tossing a grenade through your window. You dive to safety just in time. Everything goes black.

10PM You wake up aching all over. Your gold and guns have been stolen. You dial up your police contractor for help, but they inform you that as you are behind on your payments they cannot help you.

11PM You find a well-trafficked street corner and start selling your ass to passersby. This is the first time for you, but it won't be the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379930)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Orchid cheese-eating rigor

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379935)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: low-t charcoal hall

yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to their police contractors all the time, it was NBD.

it's called personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379945)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:52 AM
Author: exhilarant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#38173732)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: odious soggy ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#45130871)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Orchid cheese-eating rigor

"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold."

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379946)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Titillating nursing home

The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and social isolation and people in the community would refuse to do business with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21380204)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: flushed self-absorbed internal respiration

180 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21387505)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:41 PM
Author: indecent tanning salon shitlib

Holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21387527)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:49 AM
Author: twinkling property sound barrier

I lolled heartily, good sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21394747)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:51 AM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome corn cake



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling saffron national



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:01 AM
Author: big greedy antidepressant drug

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21740518)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 9:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring pit queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21770829)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: flushed self-absorbed internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771106)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: twinkling property sound barrier

This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#26449447)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: deep milk trust fund



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: provocative really tough guy mental disorder



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: mahogany dopamine



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Disturbing Know-it-all Crackhouse Clown



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Nofapping abnormal alpha private investor



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Author: stubborn exciting partner range



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:50 PM
Author: chestnut useless orchestra pit



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Snowy fighting den patrolman



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: chestnut useless orchestra pit



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: Unholy beta ceo



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Insecure canary dragon

http://www.ski-epic.com/burningman2005/pa7b_burningman_thunderdome.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21379940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:46 PM
Author: hairraiser frisky cruise ship

11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subsequent anal gaping prompt you to seek medical care. You visit the nearest hospital. The doctor kindly informs you that he has reached his personal preference quota for charity work for the decade, and, upon learning that your gold cache has been emptied, prescribes you one of the more comfortable alleys in the vicinity in which to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21380012)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Insecure canary dragon

An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarcho capitalist defense agency needs to actually do justice. Government courts do not need either one.

For all this to work, we need free markets and competition, thus enforcement areas must largely overlap, so that there is no monopoly of enforcement, and courts must be independent from enforcement organizations, and people must have reasonable grounds to believe they are independent from enforcement organizations, and it must be hazardous for any man to act as judge in his own cause. If enforcement or court monopolies arose, or exclusive cartels of enforcement or courts arose, anarcho capitalism would resemble industrial feudalism for those people who found themselves with little choice of enforcement.

Under Anarcho Capitalism enforcement is based on fealty and association, not on location.

If someone suffers an adverse judgment from a well respected court, and refuses to abide by that judgment, then the judgment will not automatically be enforced, but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him.

Courts are kept honest because they fear loss of respect, leading to loss of authority and thus revenue. Enforcement organizations generally, but not always, adhere to what the courts commend because they fear loss of respect, leading to violence from other enforcement organizations and loss of customers and clients.

It might happen that one enforcement organization preferred court X, and another preferred court Y, leading to the threat of expensive conflicts between these two organizations. If the courts are reasonably just, then both agencies would probably come to an agreement in advance as to which court to use in any future dispute that pitted clients of the two organizations against each other.

And if they did not agree, perhaps because one of the courts was thoroughly corrupt and biased in favor of the clients of the particular agency that wished to use it? Well then, it's war. But at least under anarcho-capitalism those who wish to make war must themselves pay the cost of war, which should make wars exceedingly rare. Since defence organizations do not "own" their clients and their client's property in the way that states own their subjects, they should have far less incentive to make war on each other than states do. If a defence organization wins a war, this means that its view of what law should mean is likely to prevail, but it does not directly gain wealth and power from winning a war in the way a state does. Other methods for determining law, or the interpretation and application of law, tend to be considerably cheaper.

Sometimes there would be conflicts. Perhaps Militia A might claim that Militia B was soft on crime. Militia B might claim that Militia A was lawless and violent.

If Militia A was lawless and violent, this would probably eventually bring it into conflict with other enforcement organizations, a conflict that would normally be resolved by the courts.

Militia A might reject the verdict of the courts, though this is unlikely. If it did it is likely that most of its clients would repudiate it, and the leadership of Militia A might very likely die.

The experience of the wild west was that bitter and prolonged conflict between enforcement organizations was very rare, but not totally unknown. Those cases that happened are alleged to result from persistent criminal behavior by one of the enforcement organizations, some say both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21380214)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:42 PM
Author: Titillating nursing home

"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him."

What if he he's located in belarus and protected by a private army of gurkhas and spetsnaz? Could the individual who's harmed by pollution from his smokestacks do anything about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21380840)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: vigorous hell

Shh you're being too realistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21740567)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: Bearded scarlet useless brakes ticket booth

ok, this made me laff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21380025)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21380170)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:34 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21380289)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21380705)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Orchid cheese-eating rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21380811)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Doobsian school fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21380853)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: Arousing roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21381005)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21381252)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: Orchid cheese-eating rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21384799)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21386754)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: flushed self-absorbed internal respiration

def credited lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21387498)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: Magenta histrionic theater stage feces

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21387903)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:18 PM
Author: Violent stain theater

11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrusted face that reminds you of a gopher rattles up in a 1983 Toyota Celica. He appraises you for a full minute, rhythmically stroking his glossy, luxuriant neckbeard.

" You're a little old for this game, aren't you?"

"Excuse me?"

"Most of my boys are half your age. Old enough to make their own choices, of course--far be it from me to violate their body/property rights. Not that I don't violate their bodies," he giggles.

"Ok man whatever"

"Yes, whatever... Whatever I want YOU SHALL GIVE ME" he bellows, a thick froth of spittle forming on his mouth.

He half-opens a chubby little hand and you see something gleam inside.

"Is that gold?"

"Oh my yes. PHYSICAL GOLD. They said I was a fool. They called me mad. MAD! But look who's laughing NOW!" he laughs diabolically

"I need that gold, man. Whatever you want, I'll do."

"Then you shall have it."

5 disgusting minutes later:

"alright, how about that gold?"

He shoves you out onto the street and floors the gas.

"Just remember, you were better off at the time of our transaction! Muaahahahahahaha!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21391229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21394739)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:55 AM
Author: twinkling property sound barrier

Twist: it is Glenn Beck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21394762)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: Olive ungodly field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21406145)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: vigorous hell

BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT!

(CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21740683)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:12 AM
Author: Aromatic Home Associate

Seriously underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771172)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Home Associate

Still the best post ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22255483)



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Date: December 30th, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Aromatic Home Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22336541)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: provocative really tough guy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#26640788)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21391273)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21391337)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21391380)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:37 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21391414)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21391433)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21391703)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21391789)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21392096)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:27 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21392464)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21392541)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:29 AM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21394722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 11:57 AM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21395448)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21396123)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21399036)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: Violent stain theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21406126)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: razzle doctorate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21406165)



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy laughsome corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21513851)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 9:50 AM
Author: Orchid cheese-eating rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21740507)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: Arrogant lemon church building laser beams

The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller world would probably look like Mad Max. Or any third world country, really.

Roving gangs of unemployed TTT law school alumni with mohawks and cross bows raiding small settlements in the wasteland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771059)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: Titillating nursing home

Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes the case for libertarianism, because living standards have improved moderately since they "got rid of their government."

Of course they neglect to mention that Mogadishu in the 1970s looked like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RSD2S7AqZD0/ToDY8crp-tI/AAAAAAAAEO4/59t8MuIz2Vw/s1600/Mogadishu1970s%25281%2529.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771081)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: flushed self-absorbed internal respiration

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771108)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:58 AM
Author: racy naked party of the first part

First, Somalia is not "libertarian".

Second, all you have succeeded in showing with this post is that government from 70-91 fucked up mightly and that its collapse has brought about improvements to the nation/city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771121)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: garnet step-uncle's house gunner

holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithead neckbeard paultards actually backing this argument hahahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771125)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: flushed self-absorbed internal respiration

oh look! an actual retard!

What you need to do is move to africa. that is the place where you can find what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771129)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: aqua mentally impaired brunch ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771267)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:04 AM
Author: Titillating nursing home

Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thought it was a good idea to overthrow the Somali government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771145)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:07 AM
Author: racy naked party of the first part

huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the "overthrow" occurred, the damage to the country had already occurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771160)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: Titillating nursing home

At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771168)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:14 AM
Author: racy naked party of the first part

"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now."

This is objectively not true. Forget the nadir, just pick the late 80s-91 (i.e. pre-civil war) and compare the QOL vs now. You will see that in basically all key measures (infant mortality, life expectancy, literacy, etc) Somalia is better now than it was then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771180)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: flushed self-absorbed internal respiration

Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conversation you are in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771183)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: apoplectic flirting abode regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771188)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: aqua mentally impaired brunch ape

This. This on steroids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771280)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: low-t charcoal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21946007)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: Titillating nursing home

Do you understand the word "nadir?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771209)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: aqua mentally impaired brunch ape

I think he does. Do you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#21771296)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Spectacular preventive strike point

To be fair,

*Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragmatic libertarian with hardcore anarcho-libertarian ideologue; pretends that all "libertarians" are hellbent on eliminating every single vestige of state power, up to and including public roads, public police forces, a public judiciary, etc.*

*Posts this strawman on XO*

*Gets dozens of 180's from gleeful, chuckling liberals smiling smugly at the thought of the unfathomable idiocy of their political opponents*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22255526)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: flushed self-absorbed internal respiration

i sense anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22255536)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Spectacular preventive strike point

To be fair,

Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political humor to come from a place of truth. That's why liberal-friend-threading is so funny: we all know a bunch of super-sensitive faggots like that. I know a lot of libertarians, and very few of them get pissed about public roads, the existence of public police departments, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22255557)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready razzmatazz multi-billionaire juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22255696)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: passionate location idiot

I believe that's the point, good sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#29217828)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: Bistre stag film

Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22255552)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Spectacular preventive strike point

To be fair,

Government should be forced to rigorously justify its existence/intervention, or else it shouldn't exist/intervene. Justification stems from answering the simple two-part question of whether the government is both capable of doing a decent job and is needed in the first place (i.e., the private marketplace won't realistically solve this problem in an acceptable manner).

Public roads are clearly justified. Wasteful, ultra-nitpicky bullshit "regulations" that make it basically impossible for small businesses to succeed (and often arise from industry capture in the first plce), or "obscenity" laws that don't really do a goddamn thing except allow the government to prosecute people engaging in relatively unpopular free speech without even providing clear guidelines for what is/isn't constitutional, are clearly not. Most things fall in the middle, and require thoughtful individual evaulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22255592)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready razzmatazz multi-billionaire juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22255698)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: Violent stain theater

To be fair,

CGM and his ilk routinely argue against public roads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22255774)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: exhilarant stage

"Public" roads tend to be government allocated subsidies to the car industry due to the car lobbyists advocating for the gov to give them a monopoly over transit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#38173751)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Irradiated whorehouse chad

A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagree re the individual evaluations of government existence and intervention

the president has stated this principle before but obviously has a broader view of what problems government can and should "solve"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22255782)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Bipolar Parlour

Extremely cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#45131133)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Crusty startling lettuce philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#22686411)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Slate Bossy Jap Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#25010966)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Disturbing Know-it-all Crackhouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#25303338)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 12:40 PM
Author: contagious nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#25303347)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: Cracking ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#26449313)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: talented becky scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#28261125)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Metal volcanic crater

how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#29217829)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: passionate location idiot

TCQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#29217831)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:56 AM
Author: talented becky scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#31629964)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: vibrant insane space reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#31801783)



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:48 PM
Author: talented becky scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#37744649)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:08 AM
Author: comical house yarmulke

this is joe bidens america so its funny now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#45130914)



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Date: August 26th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: Stirring native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#46718757)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: chestnut useless orchestra pit

This is so quaint now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#47086771)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Emerald Domesticated Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2),#47086805)