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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
bistre disgusting rehab
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
racy snowy digit ratio
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
bistre disgusting rehab
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
racy snowy digit ratio
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
bistre disgusting rehab
  10/03/12
dat racis
drab glittery stead electric furnace
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
bespoke vibrant stain ceo
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Plum autistic turdskin volcanic crater
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
know-it-all immigrant set
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
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  10/11/12
180
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  10/22/12
jesus....
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IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
cerise charismatic state
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lmao i'm so glad this was me
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still glad
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Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
  10/03/12
prescient
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lol
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no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
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most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
Fragrant Medicated Headpube Chad
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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haha ty
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replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
naked old irish cottage garrison
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
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  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  12/05/12
xo at its best
Wild khaki forum
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
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Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
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Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
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this was underrated
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in da HOUSE
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Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
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lol
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Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
racy snowy digit ratio
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
racy snowy digit ratio
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
racy snowy digit ratio
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I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
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Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
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they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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but enough about my wife...
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Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
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brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
racy snowy digit ratio
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
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UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
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brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
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brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
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I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
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  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
geriatric heaven
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and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
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i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
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Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
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this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
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We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
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Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
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Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
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brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
geriatric heaven
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Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
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brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
geriatric heaven
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They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
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brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
geriatric heaven
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Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
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Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
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I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested
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CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
geriatric heaven
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This is what American men call golf.
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so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
bistre disgusting rehab
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
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How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
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Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo
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yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
geriatric heaven
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brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
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ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Lies
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WTF!!!
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you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
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180.
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lol
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predictable, but still lulzy
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racy snowy digit ratio
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Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
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Update?
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lilac macaca
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Second page!?
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I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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Is the hippo still chillin??
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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anyone heard anything about this?
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I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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lilac macaca
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hippo is still there
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: bistre disgusting rehab

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: racy snowy digit ratio

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: bistre disgusting rehab

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: racy snowy digit ratio

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: bistre disgusting rehab

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: drab glittery stead electric furnace

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: bespoke vibrant stain ceo

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Plum autistic turdskin volcanic crater

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: know-it-all immigrant set

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: buff travel guidebook

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Grizzly Seedy Bawdyhouse Factory Reset Button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: stubborn useless brakes

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: cerise charismatic state

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: cerise charismatic state

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: cerise charismatic state

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Burgundy Boltzmann Coldplay Fan



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: racy snowy digit ratio

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: racy snowy digit ratio



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: citrine beady-eyed boistinker



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: stirring locale personal credit line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: soggy community account scourge upon the earth

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: naked old irish cottage garrison

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: at-the-ready stag film mood

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: White talented temple cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Sooty Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: hilarious hyperventilating laser beams

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Fragrant Medicated Headpube Chad

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: talking bateful selfie pocket flask

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Jet Market

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: blathering cracking friendly grandma internal respiration

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: naked old irish cottage garrison

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: maniacal bonkers stage shitlib

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Henna swashbuckling area karate

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Wild khaki forum

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: cheese-eating whorehouse kitty

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Wild khaki forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: dead onyx therapy ticket booth

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Orange main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: ultramarine comical chapel

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy liquid oxygen depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: exhilarant awkward public bath fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: chocolate insanely creepy affirmative action

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: lascivious fiercely-loyal half-breed

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Burgundy Boltzmann Coldplay Fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: geriatric heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: racy snowy digit ratio

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: racy snowy digit ratio

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: racy snowy digit ratio

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: smoky house

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Brilliant Sweet Tailpipe Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Henna swashbuckling area karate

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Pink Brethren

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Orange main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: spectacular indigo principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: navy federal indian lodge

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: aromatic translucent filthpig idiot

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: racy snowy digit ratio

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: racy snowy digit ratio

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Grizzly Seedy Bawdyhouse Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: geriatric heaven

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: geriatric heaven

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: geriatric heaven

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: geriatric heaven

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: geriatric heaven

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: geriatric heaven

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: geriatric heaven

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: geriatric heaven

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic Razzle Mad-dog Skullcap Hospital

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: bistre disgusting rehab

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: chocolate insanely creepy affirmative action

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: wine up-to-no-good idea he suggested

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Idiotic associate

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Confused Twinkling Uncleanness

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: geriatric heaven

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: racy snowy digit ratio

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: cyan motley nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: 180 yellow toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: azure place of business

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: naked old irish cottage garrison

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: big brass range

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Provocative Low-t Blood Rage Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: titillating dysfunction

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Plum autistic turdskin volcanic crater

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: passionate startling fortuitous meteor sex offender

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: geriatric heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Aqua frum pervert resort

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: geriatric heaven

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: underhanded regret

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Free-loading costumed international law enforcement agency trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Orange main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: talking bateful selfie pocket flask

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible cobalt church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Glassy death wish hominid

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Flesh Corner

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: twisted clown school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: racy snowy digit ratio

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: lilac macaca

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Big-titted abnormal dingle berry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: dead onyx therapy ticket booth

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: lilac macaca

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: 180 yellow toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Splenetic hell reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: spectacular indigo principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Pale library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: painfully honest home

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Gold Sanctuary Stock Car

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic adulterous piazza tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Spruce partner hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Slap-happy Electric Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Carnelian heady institution

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: brindle cuckoldry

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: exhilarant awkward public bath fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Pale library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: contagious cruise ship ladyboy

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Topaz soul-stirring water buffalo alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: ultramarine comical chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Grizzly Seedy Bawdyhouse Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: trip menage jew

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: underhanded regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: painfully honest home

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Brilliant Sweet Tailpipe Theater Stage

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Brilliant Sweet Tailpipe Theater Stage

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: titillating dysfunction

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Maize french chef location

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Aqua frum pervert resort

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Maize french chef location

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: contagious cruise ship ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Insecure People Who Are Hurt

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Adventurous legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: citrine beady-eyed boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: White talented temple cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Pearl Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: galvanic juggernaut haunted graveyard

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: exhilarant awkward public bath fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: boyish ivory coffee pot address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Orange main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: self-absorbed chartreuse property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: flushed mewling background story private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Adventurous legal warrant

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: gaped gas station



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Plum autistic turdskin volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: cream sticky really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Spruce partner hall

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: wonderful becky gaming laptop

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: lilac macaca

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: cream sticky really tough guy

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: lilac macaca

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: honey-headed arousing philosopher-king business firm

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Thriller new version space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: stimulating lodge

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: supple umber national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: cerebral spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: lilac macaca

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Iridescent Shrine Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged nudist goyim

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Slap-happy Electric Box Office

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: naked old irish cottage garrison

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Slap-happy Electric Box Office

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: naked old irish cottage garrison

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: cream sticky really tough guy

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Lemon Odious Theater Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Hot crackhouse multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: indecent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Mischievous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: lilac macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Iridescent Shrine Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: lilac macaca

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2),#50112233)