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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: confused frum home http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: confused frum home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: confused frum home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: irate histrionic partner lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: slimy legal warrant philosopher-king What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: fishy exhilarant digit ratio http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: hairraiser church building dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Puce french chef property Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: hairraiser church building cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Brindle lascivious mental disorder "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: talented shaky newt It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: confused frum home Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Thirsty potus hominid tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: provocative tanning salon 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: fragrant smoky parlor police squad awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: insanely creepy hell gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Galvanic light messiness twinkling uncleanness these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: vigorous avocado plaza genital piercing Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Exciting sanctuary sound barrier 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Copper massive patrolman famous landscape painting You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Cowardly Water Buffalo lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Metal crackhouse athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Metal crackhouse athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: apoplectic iridescent candlestick maker main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2),#49639607) |