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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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arousing tanning salon
  08/14/13
tell me
Concupiscible Gaping Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
arousing tanning salon
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lol tyft
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  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
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Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
arousing tanning salon
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Fighting state
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When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
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rofl
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
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I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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  08/14/13
best of thread
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
arousing tanning salon
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Topaz half-breed orchestra pit
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pizzas have an expiration date
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after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
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  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
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  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
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*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
arousing tanning salon
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i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
frisky striped hyena theater
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
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is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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To be fair, k
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ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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that was just me on my other account
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ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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Go for it then, Godspeed
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ty for the advice friend
frisky striped hyena theater
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
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  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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  08/14/13
whatever
frisky striped hyena theater
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Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
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180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
arousing tanning salon
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
arousing tanning salon
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this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
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  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
razzmatazz maniacal kitchen
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
frisky striped hyena theater
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
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lol tyft
Topaz half-breed orchestra pit
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Topaz half-breed orchestra pit
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
flatulent feces
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The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
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  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
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  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
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  08/14/13
lmao
Topaz half-breed orchestra pit
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Navy corner
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You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Translucent Charismatic Community Account Base
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
frisky striped hyena theater
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
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  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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Pics?
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link?
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After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
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A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
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lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
frisky striped hyena theater
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
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not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
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ps the dad was bloodacre
Hyperventilating cuckold ticket booth
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you know how bad i want that irl
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One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Mustard impressive point old irish cottage
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Hyperventilating cuckold ticket booth
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Mustard impressive point old irish cottage
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Stirring Mint Persian
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
sadistic floppy lay
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Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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lol
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Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
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yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
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~h8-->1luv
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
black cheese-eating famous landscape painting
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180
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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180
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Stirring Mint Persian
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Motley office dysfunction
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Lmao
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Indigo Talented Boistinker
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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lol
Hyperventilating cuckold ticket booth
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
Aromatic Elastic Band
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Jade curious kitty cat mad cow disease
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Indigo Talented Boistinker
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Beta nighttime house alpha
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Pale cuckoldry institution
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
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  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Angry Vibrant Public Bath
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Sable knife dragon
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Pink rigpig
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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saffron cruise ship
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I want pizza
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Galvanic Mildly Autistic Wagecucks Set
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arousing tanning salon
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Cerebral confused dilemma
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gaping Digit Ratio

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Topaz half-breed orchestra pit

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: kink-friendly heady electric furnace

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Angry Vibrant Public Bath

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac laser beams

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: snowy becky school cafeteria



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling tan giraffe

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Author: razzmatazz maniacal kitchen



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: coiffed senate



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Author: blue gay wizard



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: coiffed senate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Haunting school roast beef

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: iridescent underhanded mental disorder tattoo

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gaping Digit Ratio

lmao

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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: saffron cruise ship



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: emerald dashing bbw



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Haunting school roast beef

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: chestnut mischievous idea he suggested

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Topaz half-breed orchestra pit



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Fighting state

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

weird blob of shit from another dimension

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gaping Digit Ratio

rofl

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: razzmatazz maniacal kitchen

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: bull headed hairraiser voyeur

rofl

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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: sickened irradiated organic girlfriend resort

took a few attempts but 180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: glittery hominid piazza

lol

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Trip factory reset button casino



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Author: disgusting excitant karate therapy



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Cobalt market



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: blue gay wizard



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Titillating incel ratface



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Topaz half-breed orchestra pit



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Titillating incel ratface



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: iridescent underhanded mental disorder tattoo

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Titillating incel ratface

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: emerald dashing bbw



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: emerald dashing bbw

Criminally underrated

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Topaz half-breed orchestra pit



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Topaz half-breed orchestra pit



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Topaz half-breed orchestra pit

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: cracking temple personal credit line

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: iridescent underhanded mental disorder tattoo

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: multi-colored sanctuary

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gaping Digit Ratio



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: fuchsia odious goyim

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Filthy boyish jew ceo



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: multi-colored sanctuary

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Passionate stubborn university french chef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Titillating incel ratface

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

thank you for showing me kindness :)

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: jet-lagged slimy boltzmann

(not bloodacre)

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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: rusted provocative sex offender



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Titillating incel ratface

*orders a BBP*

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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Aggressive Area



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Pale cuckoldry institution



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Pale cuckoldry institution



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Cobalt market



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: blathering crackhouse

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Pungent Flesh Volcanic Crater Codepig

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Fighting state

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Fighting state

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

ty, whitest knight <3

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz maniacal kitchen

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: fear-inspiring shivering hairy legs

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Laughsome obsidian business firm

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Pungent Flesh Volcanic Crater Codepig

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: blathering crackhouse

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Navy corner



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Pungent Flesh Volcanic Crater Codepig

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Pungent Flesh Volcanic Crater Codepig

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Pungent Flesh Volcanic Crater Codepig

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Pungent Flesh Volcanic Crater Codepig

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Pungent Flesh Volcanic Crater Codepig

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Pungent Flesh Volcanic Crater Codepig

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Topaz half-breed orchestra pit

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Topaz half-breed orchestra pit

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: shaky 180 property

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Titillating incel ratface

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: fuchsia odious goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz maniacal kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: peach stage macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Titillating incel ratface

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Slippery prole

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Slippery prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz maniacal kitchen

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz maniacal kitchen

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Topaz half-breed orchestra pit

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Topaz half-breed orchestra pit

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Out-of-control Nursing Home Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: fuchsia odious goyim

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: soggy gaped mediation

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: flatulent feces

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz maniacal kitchen

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz maniacal kitchen

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz maniacal kitchen

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: duck-like carmine sandwich ladyboy

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Topaz half-breed orchestra pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Navy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Translucent Charismatic Community Account Base

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: exhilarant fantasy-prone crotch

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: arousing tanning salon

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Slippery prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Stimulating site ape

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: saffron cruise ship

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Concupiscible Gaping Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Charcoal Diverse Mood Parlor

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: slate scourge upon the earth

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Motley office dysfunction

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Hyperventilating cuckold ticket booth

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Hyperventilating cuckold ticket booth

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Hyperventilating cuckold ticket booth

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: frisky striped hyena theater

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Mustard impressive point old irish cottage

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Hyperventilating cuckold ticket booth

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Stirring Mint Persian

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: duck-like carmine sandwich ladyboy

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: disgusting excitant karate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Mustard impressive point old irish cottage

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Stirring Mint Persian

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: metal wine shitlib deer antler

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: sadistic floppy lay

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Pearly razzle round eye

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: glittery hominid piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Pearly razzle round eye

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: glittery hominid piazza

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Pearly razzle round eye

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Mustard impressive point old irish cottage

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Misanthropic Wrinkle

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: blathering crackhouse

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: black cheese-eating famous landscape painting

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: gold hateful trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: glittery hominid piazza

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Trip factory reset button casino

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: glittery hominid piazza

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Indigo Talented Boistinker



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: supple internet-worthy marketing idea



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating cuckold ticket booth

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Stirring Mint Persian



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Motley office dysfunction



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Beta nighttime house alpha



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: sexy meetinghouse main people

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: spruce national telephone

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Indigo Talented Boistinker

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Frum Space Multi-billionaire

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating cuckold ticket booth

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: avocado rebellious hall stock car



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy big love of her life range

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: sapphire people who are hurt

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Cream histrionic gas station cuck

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: self-centered burgundy windowlicker

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Aromatic Elastic Band

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Jade curious kitty cat mad cow disease

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Indigo Talented Boistinker



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Beta nighttime house alpha

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Pale cuckoldry institution

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: metal wine shitlib deer antler

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Angry Vibrant Public Bath

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: bronze adventurous useless brakes garrison

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Jet Private Investor



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Sable knife dragon

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: contagious buff native fat ankles

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Pink rigpig

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac laser beams



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: jet-lagged slimy boltzmann

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Mildly Autistic Wagecucks Set



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: saffron cruise ship



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: saffron cruise ship



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac laser beams



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: saffron cruise ship



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: henna trust fund candlestick maker

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Mildly Autistic Wagecucks Set



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: insane step-uncle's house quadroon

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Cerebral confused dilemma

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2),#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: insane step-uncle's house quadroon

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Cobalt market



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: saffron cruise ship



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: saffron cruise ship



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Author: Cobalt market



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Cobalt market



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