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Fragrant home
  03/03/14
I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know ...
Brilliant diverse garrison
  03/03/14
Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time.
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
[Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same ve...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the...
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in...
Brilliant diverse garrison
  03/03/14
I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document...
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new versio...
Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke
  03/03/14
Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in ...
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redli...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a n...
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackl...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is...
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing und...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that numb...
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
[Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004. It's Marc...
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
*Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputt...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
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Fragrant home
  03/03/14
That isn't all that remarkable. I have had, a few days befo...
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  10/04/17
*puts gun in mouth*
Twinkling Feces
  03/03/14
*After you finish this in the middle of the night, you weari...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
Thanks. Yes, we need to conform the footers' font size and a...
motley windowlicker shrine
  03/03/14
-There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif? *receives no ...
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
*swallows outrage* Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
I think we've handled everything on this for now. But you sh...
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*jr associate receiving this email from partner while walkin...
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  03/03/14
LOL
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  03/03/14
lol
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  03/03/14
Or on a date
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
lol @ the notion of biglaw associates going on dates
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  03/03/14
dates = escort
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Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke
  03/03/14
I'm getting horrible flashbacks.
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
Cr
180 public bath
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i once left an excel file open, left office late, woke up ne...
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Lol kikes just call tech and let do
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  03/03/14
oh god
Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke
  03/03/14
whoa, lil too close to home with this one
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  03/03/14
(after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office) *c...
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FUCK
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Does every firm have the don't use x to close policy? It's r...
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It's because if you are using Citrix it is easy as fuck to m...
180 public bath
  03/04/14
never heard of this
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  03/04/14
The hilarious thing is that it really doesn't matter at all ...
cyan dragon
  03/04/14
TCR. Although, this does matter because they push backdoor ...
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Fuck, this hit home.
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Fragrant home
  04/14/22
Law students, GAZE UPON YOUR FUTURE.
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
Seriously, this thread should be a sticky. If this seems ri...
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Fragrant home
  08/11/23
Some 180 shit in here.
soul-stirring candlestick maker
  03/03/14
this thread makes me want to kill myself and i'm not even a ...
Claret godawful office
  03/03/14
*Just when you're at your breaking point, near a literal mel...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
lol fuck stop stop stop
Dun lascivious theater stage keepsake machete
  03/03/14
six years a slave, three more til nobreakfastpwned.
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
If one eats shit consistently and is lucky
cyan dragon
  03/04/14
180 thread
Hairraiser Therapy
  03/03/14
*blows brains out*
Crimson Range Trust Fund
  03/03/14
jesus and that's exactly what it's like too, you didn't even...
Judgmental prole boistinker
  03/03/14
Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript.
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw.
Fiercely-loyal Cuckold
  03/03/14
you don't have document management in shitlaw?
olive mood lay
  03/03/14
Oh yeah man, I have one of those jump drive things. I use f...
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
I don't even know what "document management" means...
Fiercely-loyal Cuckold
  03/03/14
so you don't know what they are talking about when they say ...
olive mood lay
  03/03/14
It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes. "Version...
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
will do
olive mood lay
  03/04/14
I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few pos...
Fiercely-loyal Cuckold
  03/04/14
weird. that is a terrible way to organize.
olive mood lay
  03/04/14
lol mine has a real doc management system, but there's anoth...
Dun lascivious theater stage keepsake machete
  03/04/14
lol
Crimson Range Trust Fund
  03/04/14
Do they know that you can start typing the name of the folde...
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  03/04/14
Aaaa00000. Marys files
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  02/28/15
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Still the accuracy is impressive even if you're basically co...
180 public bath
  03/04/14
did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore...
Passionate carnelian idea he suggested resort
  03/03/14
I once clicked "Don't Save" and called IT and was ...
Fragrant home
  03/03/14
a 180 response to a 120.. moment
Passionate carnelian idea he suggested resort
  03/03/14
lol, if you were an IT guy at a firm you could ruin lives
Judgmental prole boistinker
  03/03/14
I did this once. Almost started crying. Turn out that re...
olive mood lay
  03/03/14
If you believe that edits are easier the second time around ...
cyan dragon
  03/04/14
It's easier as long as you are not conforming edits from som...
180 public bath
  03/04/14
But that's exactly what you're doing.
cyan dragon
  03/04/14
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Fragrant home
  11/19/14
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Fragrant home
  02/28/15
Fuck. lol. bro probably high-fived his fellow bros. *Cheeto ...
harsh curious macaca
  10/04/17
The worst moment I had was when the computer crashed and the...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
jesus Christ.
Lake adventurous brunch
  03/03/14
The only thing worse than doing mind numbing work in the mid...
cyan dragon
  03/03/14
I would cry. I would need to cry.
Lake adventurous brunch
  03/04/14
You are beyond crying at that point. You feel absolutely dea...
cyan dragon
  03/04/14
hauntingly accurate
Dun lascivious theater stage keepsake machete
  03/04/14
I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I...
Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke
  03/04/14
I tried that after I lateraled. It doesn't fly. The all nigh...
cyan dragon
  03/04/14
Perhaps you get shit for not killing yourself on all-nighter...
Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke
  03/04/14
I see your point, but you WILL get canned much sooner if you...
cyan dragon
  03/04/14
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Fragrant home
  06/01/17
I had this happen to me but printed out an earlier version a...
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  06/16/15
This thread = why Big Law is not worth the pay check.
Lake adventurous brunch
  03/03/14
this shit makes me want to throw a chair through the window
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  03/03/14
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Judgmental prole boistinker
  03/03/14
180^180
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  03/03/14
Not flame, my heart is still racing and I'm seething with ra...
Fragrant home
  03/04/14
I'm long in-house and this brings it all back.
cyan dragon
  03/04/14
literally LOLing at this thread. amazing.
Contagious dilemma preventive strike
  03/04/14
"I can't see the changes. Where are we on this? It was ...
Dun lascivious theater stage keepsake machete
  03/04/14
Will revert and circulate. Thanks.
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cyan dragon
  03/04/14
180 thread. almost as good as "hello? who just joined&q...
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  03/04/14
Second
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2 for 2.
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  03/04/14
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cyan dragon
  03/04/14
itt: weak faggots crying about having to work hard for their...
Honey-headed soggy school
  03/04/14
(senior associate or junior partner)
cyan dragon
  03/04/14
*De-kerns quotations* *works hard* *went $200k in de...
Fragrant home
  03/04/14
"*De-kerns quotations*" Why would you do that? ...
Startling sooty organic girlfriend faggot firefighter
  03/04/14
[Junior partner] said to.
Fragrant home
  03/04/14
I noticed some smart quotes in version 3.7. Remember that BI...
180 public bath
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  06/02/14
(1st year who will be mirthlessly reading this thread in thr...
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Fragrant home
  10/04/17
This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw: *Part...
Costumed useless laser beams
  03/04/14
maybe he just wanted company
Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke
  03/04/14
This abuse is hardly noteworthy. That is fairly normal. Exc...
cyan dragon
  03/04/14
It is more about the waste of resources. I billed 8 hours to...
Costumed useless laser beams
  03/04/14
That is normal too. How many all nighters did I pull where t...
cyan dragon
  03/04/14
"Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or someth...
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  03/08/14
This is some true top notch thanks-threading here
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Some of my best work of 2014 was ITT.
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Can you send me a link to the system version? Thanks.
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126505)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Brilliant diverse garrison

I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know if you can access. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126519)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: Fragrant home

Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126533)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: cyan dragon

[Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same version. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126585)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: Fragrant home

Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the latest version and I don't see the changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: Brilliant diverse garrison

I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in the document. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126609)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Fragrant home

I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document or use the redline and save a new document?

Okay, stop. I'm saving a new document.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126621)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke

Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new version.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126644)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Fragrant home

Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126657)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: cyan dragon

Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redlining. Will correct and revert shortly. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126865)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: cyan dragon

Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he wanted the changes in the same document and the same version. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126663)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:37 PM
Author: Fragrant home

I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a new document is okay, but to use track changes and send a blackline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126684)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: cyan dragon

Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackline? Seems redundant. Pretty sure he was unhappy the last time we did that. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126698)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Fragrant home

It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is for the Russian clients and it's what they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126719)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: cyan dragon

If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing under 099925.003? Also, shouldn't we be saving on the London server instead of US1?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126803)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Fragrant home

Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that number? I've been looking for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126879)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: cyan dragon

[Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-matter number until he sends a new one. I have not received an updated number. Please let me know what the new number is. When do I absolutely need to correct the time by? Please note that it will take a few hours to review my records and I have already closed out my time for last week so I will need to send a note to Jerry in order to correct. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126910)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: Fragrant home

Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004.

It's March 3, all time closes in 54 minutes.

You need to cancel out all time that has already transferred and enter with new descriptions and delete all ABA approved codes - this client doesn't do those codes - and close it out in 53 minutes.

The client writes our time off if it's late at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126970)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: cyan dragon

*Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputting time*

*heart is racing for all 52 minutes. Time is closed out. Whew. Oh shit, I missed a few! HURRY!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126980)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127068)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: cyan dragon

That isn't all that remarkable. I have had, a few days before a closing, an urgent request to input and close out time. You know, right during that crunch when you just fucking know it will be an all nighter, possibly 2 back to back. It can't wait a few days, the client NEEDS to know now so they can begin arguing with the partner or even so they can move up the closing to give you LESS time. Unfortunately, what makes this thread amusing is that all of the shit ITT is truly standard bullshit you deal with on a daily basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127156)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Canary bossy tank mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34368122)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Twinkling Feces

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126985)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: cyan dragon

*After you finish this in the middle of the night, you wearily wonder if there is something else you have to do before heading home and getting 4 hours of sleep*

*You realize the fucking changes on an exhibit were never input*

*You seriously feel tears beginning to well up*

*Worse, you do the most beta thing imaginable*

Hi [Senior Associate],

I finished inputting the time as requested. Don't worry, I got it in before the 3am deadline. I know I need to input the changes to Exhibit Y, but after that is there anything else that needs to be done tonight before I head out?

Thanks,

[Miserable Associate]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127030)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: motley windowlicker shrine

Thanks. Yes, we need to conform the footers' font size and alignment across exhibits. Please use the format from the version of Exhibit L we turned before that became exhibit M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127066)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Fragrant home

-There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif?

*receives no response*

*waits in office overnight til senior partner comes in*

-Serif or sans serif?

-What are you talking about? I looked at the original [junior partner] sent and it was fine so I forwarded it to the client last night around 6 p.m. Forgot to bcc you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127122)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: cyan dragon

*swallows outrage*

Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So is there anything else I can do on this matter or are we all set?

*hopes he can sneak out over lunch and take a nap, even if only for an hour or two*

*wonders if he can still bill the time he spent waiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127172)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: motley windowlicker shrine

I think we've handled everything on this for now. But you should stop by [Jr. Partner's] office ASAP. He needs a junior for another deal that's heating up. I'll tell him you're stopping by. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127225)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#28133033)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#28133020)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126695)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: peach mother persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126532)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Twinkling Feces

*jr associate receiving this email from partner while walking home for the night*

"Oh god, oh-"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126622)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126628)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126630)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Lilac station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126635)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: pearl hissy fit

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126638)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Brindle travel guidebook locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126642)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Fragrant home

Or on a date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house alpha

lol @ the notion of biglaw associates going on dates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126670)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: cyan dragon

dates = escort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126681)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Iridescent parlor son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25153447)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126700)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: cyan dragon

I'm getting horrible flashbacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126680)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: 180 public bath

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132027)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Passionate carnelian idea he suggested resort

i once left an excel file open, left office late, woke up next day to e-mails asking me to get out of it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127104)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 2:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious coral abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#47093718)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Dun lascivious theater stage keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127324)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:56 AM
Author: charismatic center wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128825)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 1:43 AM
Author: umber nursing home

Lol kikes just call tech and let do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25314293)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: cream big brethren crackhouse

I emailed document services - they said they couldn't check it back in. Can you please send my a PDF of your hand markup? Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126678)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126708)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house alpha

whoa, lil too close to home with this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126717)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: cyan dragon

(after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office)

*computer freezes as you attempt to close the document*

*calls help desk*

Miserable Associate: Hi, I can't check the document back in. Can you please close it out on your end? All changes were already saved.

Help Desk: Just close the document on your computer, please.

Miserable Associate: The computer is frozen.

Help Desk: Were you trying to exit via the "X" at the top right instead of using File to Exit as per policy?

Miserable Associate: (lies) Um, I used File to Exit and it froze anyway.

Help Desk: I'm going to need to put you on hold.

*Email pops up from senior associate*: "Miserable Associate, I promised [Junior Partner] we would have his changes input and turned over by now with both cleaned and redlined versions. Please update on status and ETA ASAP. Thanks."

(it is 1am, and Miserable Associate looks out his window to see a crowd of tourists leaving a bar, laughing. The temptation to open said window and jump out is almost overwhelming)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126784)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: cyan dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126872)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Twinkling Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126929)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Passionate carnelian idea he suggested resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127113)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Judgmental prole boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127274)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed tanning salon

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127450)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: opaque den codepig

FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127578)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:58 AM
Author: charismatic center wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128828)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: sickened domesticated space

Does every firm have the don't use x to close policy? It's ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128831)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: 180 public bath

It's because if you are using Citrix it is easy as fuck to mistakenly close your whole virtual desktop. Still stupid though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132069)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: Dun lascivious theater stage keepsake machete

never heard of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132084)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: cyan dragon

The hilarious thing is that it really doesn't matter at all but if you call the help desk because something got messed up they inevitably ask some stupid BS like that or "when was the last time you rebooted?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132574)



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Date: March 26th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: cream big brethren crackhouse

TCR. Although, this does matter because they push backdoor fixes to machines update shit they previously fucked up without telling their superiors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25266870)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Costumed useless laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128855)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: cream big brethren crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128973)



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Date: March 6th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Judgmental prole boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25144248)



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Date: March 20th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: offensive excitant personal credit line

Fuck, this hit home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25227898)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Judgmental prole boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#27404866)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:06 PM
Author: harsh curious macaca

*Runs headfirst into glass door dividing the offices from the lobby*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34368106)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 3:34 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#44339790)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Fragrant home

Law students, GAZE UPON YOUR FUTURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126707)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: cyan dragon

Seriously, this thread should be a sticky. If this seems riveting to you then you've found the right profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126850)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Twinkling Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126887)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:09 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25131573)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34368293)



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Date: August 11th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#46656788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring candlestick maker

Some 180 shit in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126890)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Claret godawful office

this thread makes me want to kill myself and i'm not even a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126977)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: cyan dragon

*Just when you're at your breaking point, near a literal meltdown, you open mint.com. You don't know whether to feel good or awful. Your paycheck got deposited. A solid sum. Then you look at your net worth. Negative. 6 figures. A single tear begins to run down your cheek.*

*Another email from [Senior Associate] pops up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127087)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: Dun lascivious theater stage keepsake machete

lol fuck stop stop stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127330)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Fragrant home

six years a slave, three more til nobreakfastpwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127352)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: cyan dragon

If one eats shit consistently and is lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127518)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Therapy

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127033)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Crimson Range Trust Fund

*blows brains out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127097)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Judgmental prole boistinker

jesus and that's exactly what it's like too, you didn't even have to exaggerate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127117)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: Fragrant home

Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127147)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cuckold

It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127245)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: olive mood lay

you don't have document management in shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127291)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: Fragrant home

Oh yeah man, I have one of those jump drive things. I use folders. Do you use foldering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127306)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cuckold

I don't even know what "document management" means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127315)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: olive mood lay

so you don't know what they are talking about when they say "checking in the document"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127335)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Fragrant home

It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes.

"Version up" please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127358)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: olive mood lay

will do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127470)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cuckold

I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few posts a couple of times. It is complete anarchy at my current firm. I wouldn't even know where to begin. People over the years started creating sub-folders with ALL CAPS to make them easier to find. It is impossible to tell someone how to find a particular client's folder because everyone has their own way of doing things. One paralegal I had (the worst one EVER) saved everything onto her desktop. She lasted like three months, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127404)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: olive mood lay

weird. that is a terrible way to organize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127468)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Dun lascivious theater stage keepsake machete

lol mine has a real doc management system, but there's another server the firm uses for other stuff where it's anarchy like that

dozens of competing folders with "aaaaaaaa" and numbers at the beginning to get to the top of the list so that the lazyass boomers and hr 'specialists' who create them don't have to scroll down the alphabetically organized directory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127539)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:38 PM
Author: Crimson Range Trust Fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25131391)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:45 PM
Author: Startling sooty organic girlfriend faggot firefighter

Do they know that you can start typing the name of the folder and jump to it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25131428)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:37 AM
Author: umber nursing home

Aaaa00000. Marys files

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#27404857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: insane gay lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127344)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: 180 public bath

Still the accuracy is impressive even if you're basically copy pastaing real emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Passionate carnelian idea he suggested resort

did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore the prior versions, praying that one of them would be what you need?

i did this once and getting the restored version was like finding the ark of the covenant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127120)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: Fragrant home

I once clicked "Don't Save" and called IT and was like, "Is there any kind of fail safe?" and the dude pretty hilariously said, "Yeah, when it asked you to save, you should have said yes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127136)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Passionate carnelian idea he suggested resort

a 180 response to a 120.. moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127150)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: Judgmental prole boistinker

lol, if you were an IT guy at a firm you could ruin lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127154)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: olive mood lay

I did this once. Almost started crying.

Turn out that redoing edits the second time is much much easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127296)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: cyan dragon

If you believe that edits are easier the second time around then you are partnership material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25130260)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: 180 public bath

It's easier as long as you are not conforming edits from some insane fuck's version.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132042)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: cyan dragon

But that's exactly what you're doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132587)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#26748579)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 2:13 AM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#27404437)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: harsh curious macaca

Fuck. lol. bro probably high-fived his fellow bros. *Cheeto dust peppering the floor*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34368127)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM
Author: cyan dragon

The worst moment I had was when the computer crashed and the last saved version was hours ago (even though I had set autosave to once ever 3 minutes). Called the help desk. They listened, then said that they can reinstall MS Office the next day, but that the document was gone forever. Could have gone home at midnight, went home at 6am instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127217)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: Lake adventurous brunch

jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127234)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: cyan dragon

The only thing worse than doing mind numbing work in the middle of the night is redoing it even later because of random nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127304)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Lake adventurous brunch

I would cry. I would need to cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127438)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: cyan dragon

You are beyond crying at that point. You feel absolutely dead inside. There is a brief spark of rage and dispair but it dies out quickly. You tell yourself it will go faster this time. This is a lie and you know it. You stare at the wall for literally 15 minutes. Then you start again, telling yourself that this is the last time this will happen. Another lie. You know this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127558)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Dun lascivious theater stage keepsake machete

hauntingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127594)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke

I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I should always have said fuck it, gotten good sleep, and popped an addy while redoing it in the morning after sleeping.

I def feel like a lot of late-nighters are self-inflicted or unnecessary, the result of unwillingness to push back, manage expectations or say "X happened, I may not be able to get this to you until noon tomorrow".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128829)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: cyan dragon

I tried that after I lateraled. It doesn't fly. The all nighters are expected and if you avoid them you will get crap. In fact, so complete is the brainwashing that you won't sleep well if you blow it off because you know there will be consequences. You imagine the phone buzzing, an irate senior or partner demanding a status update. Hours pass until your alarm goes off. You wish you just got it done last night. Next time you just work through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128849)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke

Perhaps you get shit for not killing yourself on all-nighters, yes. But either way, you eat shit, and no matter how good you are, the firm can drop you like THAT *snaps fingers*. So maybe not getting brain damage and depression as a result of sleeplessness is more worth it in the long run than occasionally frustrating a superior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128866)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: cyan dragon

I see your point, but you WILL get canned much sooner if you start blowing off all night fire drills. Your reviews will get crappier immediately too. Biglaw long timers have little sympathy for your need for sleep and view your refusal as blatant insubordination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128887)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: Passionate carnelian idea he suggested resort

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128864)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#26748586)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#33450394)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: heady mewling national karate

I had this happen to me but printed out an earlier version and hade my secretary literally retype the entire brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#28133028)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:37 PM
Author: Lake adventurous brunch

This thread = why Big Law is not worth the pay check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127236)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Talented adulterous business firm

this shit makes me want to throw a chair through the window

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127285)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Judgmental prole boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127367)



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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Histrionic pink area voyeur

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127342)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Fragrant home

Not flame, my heart is still racing and I'm seething with rage from this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127397)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: cyan dragon

I'm long in-house and this brings it all back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127493)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Contagious dilemma preventive strike

literally LOLing at this thread.

amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127447)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Dun lascivious theater stage keepsake machete

"I can't see the changes. Where are we on this? It was late as of last Monday and we need to get it out ASAP. We can't let this one piece push our timeline back."

*sees this email after going out to eat and grab a few drinks on a nice saturday afternoon*

*changes can't be seen because system doesn't update checked-out documents*

*was forced onto this 'late' project 3 days ago*

"On my way to the office, will double-check the changes and check out as soon as I get there."

*has minimum of 2, likely 4 hours of work ahead converting rough draft to final*

*dies a little more inside*

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509061&mc=35&forum_id=2#25125456

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127560)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz underhanded sandwich old irish cottage

Will revert and circulate. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127606)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:46 AM
Author: cyan dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128806)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: tantric ratface

180 thread. almost as good as "hello? who just joined"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128812)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Light Galvanic Nibblets Volcanic Crater

Second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128817)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:16 AM
Author: Fragrant home

2 for 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128857)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: cyan dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128867)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Honey-headed soggy school

itt: weak faggots crying about having to work hard for their absurd salaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128820)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: cyan dragon

(senior associate or junior partner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128837)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: Fragrant home

*De-kerns quotations*

*works hard*

*went $200k in debt for this*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128861)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Startling sooty organic girlfriend faggot firefighter

"*De-kerns quotations*"

Why would you do that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25131701)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: Fragrant home

[Junior partner] said to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25131725)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: 180 public bath

I noticed some smart quotes in version 3.7. Remember that BIGINHOUSECOUNSEL frowns on smart quotes, so I hope you changed all of those in version 4.2.Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132057)



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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:16 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25676212)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: 180 public bath

(1st year who will be mirthlessly reading this thread in three years, read his own comment and think "what a dumbfuck" before consciousness of the significance of the "edit" button dawns on him.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132086)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34368129)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Costumed useless laser beams

This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw:

*Partner makes edits to a document* *Closes out and walks to my office*

Partner: CCS. I need you to look at the changes I made to the document. Here, pull it up. I want to show you something I did to the table.

Me: *Opens latest version*

Partner: Ok. Scroll down. Wait! Wrong version. Open the newest one. I think it is version 20.

Me: This is the newest version. It shows that it hasn't been worked on since two days ago.

Partner: *Mouth agape* Fuck my ass. What did you do?

Me: Nothing. I just opened it right now. You were standing right there.

*Partner runs to his office* *Doesn't realize he never saved the document he worked on* [I think he opened the doc from an email and just closed it out.]

[After about an hour or so with IT, he calls me into his office.]

Partner: CCS. I need you to stay late tonight. We need to work on this document together.

Me: Ok. I will be in my office. Let me know how I can help.

Partner: No! Bring the previous version of the document and the rulebook. Sit down and help me find references.

*two hours pass by and it is now 9 pm* *I have only done like .1 worth of billing, but I will be billing for the entire time*

Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?

Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.

Me: Ok.

*It is finally 2 am and I probably only did about .3 billing*

Partner: Ok. Let's go home. Thanks for staying late.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128854)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:20 AM
Author: Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke

maybe he just wanted company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128869)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: cyan dragon

This abuse is hardly noteworthy. That is fairly normal. Except usually they let you get food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128875)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Costumed useless laser beams

It is more about the waste of resources. I billed 8 hours to a matter, when the reality is that I only did about .3 hours worth of billing. Also, the food shit pissed me off. The fucker wouldn't let me leave. I would get up to take a piss, and he would respond: "Where are going? You arn't leaving, are you?" Me: No, I am just going to take a piss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128883)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: cyan dragon

That is normal too. How many all nighters did I pull where the next day we get a pencils down email because the deal is on hold (permanently)? A lot of time they pay us but they don't even ask for the work product because the deal is dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128895)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:40 PM
Author: Jet spectacular death wish

"Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?

Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.

Me: Ok."

I don't know why, but I lol'd hard as fuck at this part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132235)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: 180 public bath

Because it's so perfect associate timidly making modest suggestion-->deranged driven partner acting like only a stupid asshole would suggest such a thing---->Associate meekly agreeing and feeling bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132426)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: Iridescent parlor son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25153463)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia dead senate turdskin

This is some true top notch thanks-threading here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25130052)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: cyan dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25130459)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:22 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25131691)



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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: dashing twinkling uncleanness messiness

"next time you circulate redlines, can you delete the last page on each so that they don't know the total number of changes we made?"

DAT OPTICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132410)



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Date: March 6th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25144067)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Walnut ape filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25153441)



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Date: March 13th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: Fragrant home

I don't want to blank bump spritezeros final post and ruin the plot, but the episode cliffhanger still kills me. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25183946)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 7:40 AM
Author: cyan dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25205116)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 7:42 AM
Author: Irradiated mahogany gas station

180 biglaw larping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25205117)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: umber nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#30415148)



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Date: April 2nd, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25312025)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 11:32 PM
Author: umber nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25819918)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#26364867)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Blue slippery tattoo

"Actually, I just got to the park with my son, and I'm a 20 minute walk from my house... and I will head back right now to log in remotely so I can check it in."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#26364899)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Contagious dilemma preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#26562477)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: cyan dragon

Some of my best work of 2014 was ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#26562507)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:01 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#26711690)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: buck-toothed bonkers national security agency

Can you send me a link to the system version? Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#26748709)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#27379540)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: umber nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#27404865)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#28132972)



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Date: November 23rd, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#31978207)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:00 PM
Author: Fragrant home

this is the best because if you haven't lived it this sounds insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#33450414)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house alpha

Mmmm, yeah. I'm in the document right now. It feels so good, baby. I love being inside of it. *cums*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#28133056)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: frozen orchestra pit

I'm saving this thread as "Babadook" and fwd'ing to frat who are like "Im thing of LS, what do you think?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#28133101)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: umber nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#33450851)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#28199314)



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Date: November 24th, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#29246221)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#30415146)



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Date: June 28th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#30812426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#32740293)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: vibrant learning disabled spot stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#33450589)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 6:58 AM
Author: vibrant learning disabled spot stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#33901683)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 6:53 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34368000)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34980644)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: vibrant learning disabled spot stain

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34980708)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: High-end Native Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#34980715)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#36366884)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Fragrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#49806688)



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Date: November 2nd, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#37143842)



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Date: May 29th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#38310693)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 7:16 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#42746151)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: electric goal in life legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#42746318)



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Date: July 7th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: wonderful plaza dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#42746580)



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Date: August 10th, 2021 7:05 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#42927548)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 2:04 PM
Author: Cracking massive haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#47093604)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: electric goal in life legal warrant

Franz Kafka reading this thread: Haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#49806731)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Azure indecent indian lodge degenerate

Still funny 12 years later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#49806739)