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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:07 PM Author: Fragrant home
Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004.
It's March 3, all time closes in 54 minutes.
You need to cancel out all time that has already transferred and enter with new descriptions and delete all ABA approved codes - this client doesn't do those codes - and close it out in 53 minutes.
The client writes our time off if it's late at all.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126970) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM Author: cyan dragon
*After you finish this in the middle of the night, you wearily wonder if there is something else you have to do before heading home and getting 4 hours of sleep*
*You realize the fucking changes on an exhibit were never input*
*You seriously feel tears beginning to well up*
*Worse, you do the most beta thing imaginable*
Hi [Senior Associate],
I finished inputting the time as requested. Don't worry, I got it in before the 3am deadline. I know I need to input the changes to Exhibit Y, but after that is there anything else that needs to be done tonight before I head out?
Thanks,
[Miserable Associate]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127030) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: Fragrant home
-There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif?
*receives no response*
*waits in office overnight til senior partner comes in*
-Serif or sans serif?
-What are you talking about? I looked at the original [junior partner] sent and it was fine so I forwarded it to the client last night around 6 p.m. Forgot to bcc you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127122) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:28 PM Author: cyan dragon
*swallows outrage*
Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So is there anything else I can do on this matter or are we all set?
*hopes he can sneak out over lunch and take a nap, even if only for an hour or two*
*wonders if he can still bill the time he spent waiting*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127172) |
Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Twinkling Feces
*jr associate receiving this email from partner while walking home for the night*
"Oh god, oh-"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126622) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:47 PM Author: cyan dragon
(after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office)
*computer freezes as you attempt to close the document*
*calls help desk*
Miserable Associate: Hi, I can't check the document back in. Can you please close it out on your end? All changes were already saved.
Help Desk: Just close the document on your computer, please.
Miserable Associate: The computer is frozen.
Help Desk: Were you trying to exit via the "X" at the top right instead of using File to Exit as per policy?
Miserable Associate: (lies) Um, I used File to Exit and it froze anyway.
Help Desk: I'm going to need to put you on hold.
*Email pops up from senior associate*: "Miserable Associate, I promised [Junior Partner] we would have his changes input and turned over by now with both cleaned and redlined versions. Please update on status and ETA ASAP. Thanks."
(it is 1am, and Miserable Associate looks out his window to see a crowd of tourists leaving a bar, laughing. The temptation to open said window and jump out is almost overwhelming)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25126784) |
Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: Passionate carnelian idea he suggested resort
did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore the prior versions, praying that one of them would be what you need?
i did this once and getting the restored version was like finding the ark of the covenant.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127120) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: Lemon Marvelous Set Yarmulke
I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I should always have said fuck it, gotten good sleep, and popped an addy while redoing it in the morning after sleeping.
I def feel like a lot of late-nighters are self-inflicted or unnecessary, the result of unwillingness to push back, manage expectations or say "X happened, I may not be able to get this to you until noon tomorrow".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128829)
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: Contagious dilemma preventive strike
literally LOLing at this thread.
amazing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127447) |
Date: March 4th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Dun lascivious theater stage keepsake machete
"I can't see the changes. Where are we on this? It was late as of last Monday and we need to get it out ASAP. We can't let this one piece push our timeline back."
*sees this email after going out to eat and grab a few drinks on a nice saturday afternoon*
*changes can't be seen because system doesn't update checked-out documents*
*was forced onto this 'late' project 3 days ago*
"On my way to the office, will double-check the changes and check out as soon as I get there."
*has minimum of 2, likely 4 hours of work ahead converting rough draft to final*
*dies a little more inside*
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509061&mc=35&forum_id=2#25125456
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25127560) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: Fragrant home
*De-kerns quotations*
*works hard*
*went $200k in debt for this*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128861) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Startling sooty organic girlfriend faggot firefighter
"*De-kerns quotations*"
Why would you do that?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25131701)
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Costumed useless laser beams
This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw:
*Partner makes edits to a document* *Closes out and walks to my office*
Partner: CCS. I need you to look at the changes I made to the document. Here, pull it up. I want to show you something I did to the table.
Me: *Opens latest version*
Partner: Ok. Scroll down. Wait! Wrong version. Open the newest one. I think it is version 20.
Me: This is the newest version. It shows that it hasn't been worked on since two days ago.
Partner: *Mouth agape* Fuck my ass. What did you do?
Me: Nothing. I just opened it right now. You were standing right there.
*Partner runs to his office* *Doesn't realize he never saved the document he worked on* [I think he opened the doc from an email and just closed it out.]
[After about an hour or so with IT, he calls me into his office.]
Partner: CCS. I need you to stay late tonight. We need to work on this document together.
Me: Ok. I will be in my office. Let me know how I can help.
Partner: No! Bring the previous version of the document and the rulebook. Sit down and help me find references.
*two hours pass by and it is now 9 pm* *I have only done like .1 worth of billing, but I will be billing for the entire time*
Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?
Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.
Me: Ok.
*It is finally 2 am and I probably only did about .3 billing*
Partner: Ok. Let's go home. Thanks for staying late.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25128854)
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:40 PM Author: Jet spectacular death wish
"Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?
Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.
Me: Ok."
I don't know why, but I lol'd hard as fuck at this part
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132235) |
Date: March 4th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: dashing twinkling uncleanness messiness
"next time you circulate redlines, can you delete the last page on each so that they don't know the total number of changes we made?"
DAT OPTICS
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2),#25132410) |
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